: ̗̀➛ the tortured swifties society ⋆｡౨ৎ‧₊˚. discussion

so y’all know those vids that r like “taylor swift once said”, let’s just each type out something that Taylor swift once said

I’ll go first!!

“I don’t cAre aboUt mY REpUtaTion”

“ I dIeD dEaD 💀 “

"I HAVE A NEW BABY AT HOME"

tHat dAng dEeR

“mother is mothering”

i think for me, um...

“in myy mOnOlOge”

YES WHALE

liza-grace˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ wrote: "tHat dAng dEeR"

HAS TO BE MY FAV I START CACKLING WHEN SHE STARTS TALKIN ABT JIMMY

she texted my boyfriend..🧍🏼‍♀️

"GET OUT OF MY HoUsEeEeEe"

thank you for saying that 🤭

“im not asleep my mind is alive” 🍌

“LoOk At mE i wOUldN’t sUrVivE iN jAiL”

this is the rainiest rain show that has ever rain showed 💧☔️🌧️

“you could lose your foot, you could lose your hand, uh- you could lose your hand trying to get it off of your foot😟”

yAs wHaLe

im not asleep my mind is alive 🍌

JE SUIS CALME!!!!

karma is the guy on the cheifs

me he he

Lalala



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im like eight foot foh blonde hair to the flooh you shorties never thought i dreamed abt rappin hardchorh

“you might be expecting me to say something bad about Kanye. And how he ran up on the stage and ruined my VMA monologue. *sigh* but there’s nothing more to say, cause everything’s okay. I’ve got security lining the staaaagee!”