I Love My Humor Dark. No Sugar, No Cream discussion

'No Plan B, Malcolm!': BELLY LAUGHS, BEDLAM AND BURLESQUE FOR THE SUPERMARKET AGE!! - https://www.amazon.co.uk/No-Plan-Malc...

And the hilarious followup - Victor’s Night in the (Sun) Cash Office: VICTOR AND MALCOLM RETURN IN ANOTHER BAWDY, SLAPSTICK PIECE OF SUPERMARKET SATIRE, PARODY AND DARK HUMOUR

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Victors-Nigh...

Four weeks off his fortieth birthday and with a mid-life crisis looming large on the horizon, shelf-stacker and self-proclaimed philosopher, Victor Porter, regrets ever joining the working classes. Attempting to write his magnum opus in his head while trying to survive a typical day at work, standing in his way are the fine messes his pal Malcolm gets him into, the constant surveillance from Kurtz the security guard, the amorous attentions of Customer Services' hopeless romantic Violet, and homicidal threats from a twenty-five stone monster called Angel. With a pocketful of midget porn burning a hole in his reputation, scribbled threats to kill his department manager and burn down the store found on his person, and a mixup over an engagement ring, Victor's day steadily slides into a slapstick nightmare of stolen locker keys and sorties into the women's toilets. Armed with only a dead mother, a bottle of whisky and a bad case of gynecomastia, and with 'No Plan B' to fall back on, can Victor survive until the end of the day in one piece and still remain single? And will he ever finish that book...? A broad farce with BAWDY HUMOUR, 'No Plan B, Malcolm!' is a comedy of manners for the Supermarket Age.