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message 1: by klara (new)

klara ☆ | 4 comments If you had to pick 100 fictional book characters to fight off a gorilla, who would you choose? I'd love to hear!!

I'll go first: I'd say Katniss Everdeen from Hunger Games as a defense


message 2: by Dragon Queen (new)

Dragon Queen | 285 comments for FMC's I would say Danika and Bryce from Crescent City, along with Sloan from B&B, and Juniper from Her Soul for revenge, I forgot to mention Ismae, Sybella, and Annith from the His Fair Assassin series, I almost forgot Payden Grey. For MMC (that are human) Rowan Kane (and his brothers) Xaden Riorson, and Kaz Brekker. I'm now realizing how many MMC's aren't human but how many FMC's are.


message 3: by thefabfairyꕥ (new)

thefabfairyꕥ | 212 comments Percy Jackson hands down, he’d be using Riptide and his water power to knock that gorilla down.
Nico Di Angelo would totally use his shadowy stuff to defeat that gorilla.
Definitely Alex Bailey from The Land of Stories, she has like, unlimited magic ability.
Brystal Evergreen from A Tale of Magic, literally THE Fairy Godmother.
And lastly, Enna from Books of Bayern, because she speaks to fire so she’d sooo set that gorilla ablaze.


claire! [school semi-hiatus] | 457 comments kai azer, paedyn gray, ~ powerless
percy jackson, annabeth chase, most other pjo characters, ~ pjo
katniss everdean, ~ hunger games
tris prior, ~ divergent
and most wof characters


✩ zahara ✩  | 137 comments xaden and rhysand
oh, and cassian


Bethan (Kai Azer's Version) | 93 comments Xaden Riorson - Fourth Wing
Rhysand, Cassian, Azriel - ACOTAR
Kai Azer, Kitt Azer - Powerless
Juliette Ferras - Shatter Me
i havent read throne of glass but i would imagine that it has some powerful characters that would be useful


tessa (pandora’s version)⏾⋆.˚ (booknerdds) | 115 comments fang runin from the poppy war


message 8: by minnie_xoxo (new)

minnie_xoxo (minniexoxo) | 33 comments I mean like all the murderous badass fmcs
Jude Duarte
Paedyn grey
Violet sorrengail
Juliette ferreras
Katniss Everdeen
Aelin/celaena sardothien
Tris prior
Also:
Xaden riorson
Kai Azer
Rhysand
Azriel
And some others


swansong3⸆⸉ ⚚ {inej's version} {showgirl} | 34 comments most pjo characters 🌊🦉
franks shapeshifting would be so good for this

zoya nazyalensky ⚡ unrelated but i love her surname

inej ghafa 🔪 and nina zenik 🫀 my QUEENS

kaz brekker the king of investments and bastard of the barrell 👑

jude duarte 🗡️ 100%

eliana ferracorra ☀️ i havent actually finished reading the books though

theres definitely more but im tired and cant think


message 10: by Dragon Queen (new)

Dragon Queen | 285 comments finally a fellow Grishaverse lover


message 11: by ✨sofia✨ (new)

✨sofia✨ | 665 comments Everyone from tog and powerless, and jacks from ouabh


message 12: by minnie_xoxo (new)

minnie_xoxo (minniexoxo) | 33 comments ✨sofia✨ wrote: "Everyone from tog and powerless, and jacks from ouabh"

yesss jacks can set it on fire


message 13: by ★emerson★ (new)

★emerson★ | 170 comments Kai azer


message 14: by Claudia Faith (new)

Claudia Faith | 75 comments Elias Veturius


message 15: by Olivia (new)

Olivia | 9 comments Bilbo Baggins (hear me out) SPOILERS FOR THE HOBBIT
But then again, that book is like nearly a century old, there's a trilogy that's based on it and you can probably figure out what happened from LOTR. I still don't want to be that person to spoil something without warning.




Ok he has his dagger that he called Pincer- I think. He wields it as a sword actually because of how small he is. Anyway, he kills I believe dozens of huge spiders with it, saving his dwarf friends from certain death. He did this with the ring, which I don't think Tolkien had even yet considered to be evil. He came up with that concept for LOTR. So, in The Hobbit, he just has a cool magic ring that makes him invisible with no drawbacks. Also, as a Hobbit he's able to creep around without making a sound, meaning the gorilla won't be able to hear him as long as he doesn't crash into anything, or see him as long as he can't see his shadow. He definitely wouldn't want to be there though, so maybe his lack of motivation other than him and his companions to survive would be a problem. He might only get involved if those stronger than him fail to defeat the gorilla, or if he's certain that he's the only one who can prevent casualties by killing the gorilla. He does take great risks in The Hobbit to prevent all out war to middling success, such as when he gave the Arkenstone to the Elvenking and Bard so they could bargain with Thorin for a twelfth of his riches, preventing war (unsuccessfully, instead the elves, dwarves and humans are united by their distain for goblins).

TLDR- with his invisibility ring, his soundless walking and his dagger he's able to kill good. The gorilla won't see Bilbo coming.


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