Maximum Ride...ROCKS! discussion

okay here's a joke my sisters just gave me off her candy bar; if april shower bring may flowers what do may flowers bring! guess!

Butterflys?

nope he he, keep going. it's not that big but it's gunny to wierd little me...

Pollen?

nope, just tell me when you wanna stop

I wanna stop

You people truly don't know this one? Maybe you should look at a history book...

she got it, I couldn't :(

Mayflowers bring pilgrims

I guessed that

give me a break I only thought it was funny! and at the moment i was sugar high!!

hmm...got any riddles?

I have no freakin idea

those riddles scare me
not even gonna try

yea, same here *amature riddler*

I don't know any riddles
and if I do
I forgot them all

I'm gonna google some...

Lol I dud just now
thus one is silly

what do u have when ur head is hot, ur feet r cold, and u see spots in front of ur eyes?

I give up, I just like the answers so i can laugh

Lol

a polka dot sock on ur head

lol, wierd you get that from?

Riddles.com

oh

Oh
I found a funny joke

http://www.coolfunnyjokes.com/Funny-J...

wow guys XD and steph, i knew both those riddles ^^

Lol steph
I found something else
kinda funny
but messed up

http://www.coolfunnyjokes.com/Funny-J...

lol, funny!

Lol
ikr

Lol

not so nice
post 'em
let's see

Steph wrote: "For the first one you simply cut the tabl..."

What you could do is just punch one of them, then ask them who was punched.

I love this riddle: O, T, T, F, F, S, S, E, N, T...
WHAT IS THE NEXT LETTER?

lol manuela, that was HILARIOUS :)

Awwww, come on! No one can guess?

i have one

you are trapped in a room with only a calendar and a bed and no way out, how do you survive for a week (hint: you need to eat and drink)

what kind of calendar?

um...cut out the letters and make food words?

if it was one of those 'tear off a peice of paper every day' calendars then i'd just tear off seven peices of paper.

naw you eat the dates off the calendar and drink the spring from the bed

lol dean

Oh got it XD that's a good one!

it makes me happy, that nobody got that before i came back

A man comes downtown in need of a haircut. There are two barbers. One barber has a clean shop and nice hairsut, the other shop is a little messy and the barber has a bad haircut. Why does the man go to the barber with the bad haircut?

Because he cut the nice-haircut-guy's hair. Heard this one before, but with dentists. ^^

nice. that sounds muchworse with dentists. Howabout the dead stranger?

A car breaks down. The man walks down to the nearest town with his wife in the car. The doors are locked, the wondows are closed, and the wife won't open the door.
When the man gets back, the wife is dead and there's a stranger in the car. How did the woman die?

Stranger was hiding in the back seat?

nope.

Then... The woman was dead to begin with?

she was alive when he left

Well that's no fun... Then I dunno...

OH! I KNOW THIS ONE!
The woman had a baby

That's lame....

lol. sore loser