Weekly Short Stories Contest and Company! discussion

LOL I like how this has never been used.
I think we need a party, to liven this place up a bit :P lol... What type of music shall we listen to? Anyone?

I'd bring my Victrola, but the spring's broken. It plays only half a record before it starts winding down.

dang.... Well I brought my laptop, woot woot! Any requests?

We'll never agree on music. I can listen to almost anything, but not until after I've made a bid for some country.

But I have a drawer full of tea, so almost any variety you can think of I can brew. I'm going to see if there is any oolong left.

Someone turned the scuttlebut off, guess I'll have to brew it properly.

oolong lol
Country, i can sorta swallow that.
:P lol

tea?? pfft. Coffeee!!!!! (sorry lol)

Oho, coffee. I begged my mum for a percolator (well ... as far as I plead, anyway). We finally bought one and it makes the most smooth, delicious coffee. Just don't put Lavazza expresso through it ... bleh.

you have a percolator?????? Lucky!!!! LOL i still have to deal with a coffee machine. it's rather retarded. but it makes an entire pot in under three minutes :D haha

That is the advantage of electric machines - fast coffee. But the percolator is so good. I actually got it to put in my emergancy grab bag, but now it sits on the stove, ready to be used.

"Got a guitar
Got a guitar on my back
And I'm out here on this lonely railroad track
Train's acomin'
It'll be here 'fore too long
But I don't think I can stop it with a song."

Bragging time: I just demolished my papa at Go. He dominated one quarter of the board until I sacrificed three men to wipe out about fifteen of his and gain considerable terrotory. He gave up shortly after that and we didn't even play the other three quarters of the board.

"The Grand Ole Opry Theater proudly presents this special holiday edition of the Buckaroos.

"Well it's a cungpow buckaroo holiday
Whatever you do watch what you say
If you're easily offended, that's okay
It's a completely nonoffensive and politically correct
Holiday.

"We find our three heroes on cold December night, gathered around a campfire."

"How about we sing some holiday songs?"

"That's a good idea. George, you want to start out?"

"Sure, I got one:

"Oh, *beep*mas tree
Oh, *beep*mas tree
How lovely are thy branches.

"Why am I getting bleeped again?"

"Haven't you heard guys? You can't say *beep*mas. You have to say holiday."

"Why?"

"You might offend some folk."

"Who is offended by *beep*mas?"

"Oh, you know, the *beep*s, the *beep*s, and the Atheists."

"Let me try.

"On the first day of *beep*mas
My true love gave to me - "

"Jimmy, weren't you listen'? You can't say *beep*mas."

"Why not?"

"If I could say h*beep* in the last record, why can't I say *beep*mas?"

"Look fellas, it isn't hard. All you gotta do is change *beep*mas with holiday. So instead of singing 'I'm dreaming of a *beep* *beep*mas,' you sing, 'I'm dreaming of a *beep* holiday.' ...Why did I get bleeped?"

"You have to say caucasan."

"So I have to sing, 'I'm dreaming of a caucasan holiday?"

"Yeah, that won't offend anyone."

"Well it's a cungpow buckaroo holiday
Whatever you do watch what you say
If you're easily offended, that's okay
It's a completely nonoffensive and politically correct
Holiday."

LOL Dierks Bentley ain't so bad :P hee hee
"Becky was a beauty from South Alabama
Her Daddy had a hard lock and nine pound hammer
Think He even did a little time in the slammer
What was I thinking?"
I like that one ;)

LOL I love that.... a causasan holiday :P no no that wont offend anyone LOL

I had no idea who sang that, actually. My favorite artist is Tim McGraw.

"There's a place I like to go
Where I can hear the cotton grow
Midnight trains whistles blow
A dozen miles down the road
And all I have to do is just be
Still.

"There's a pace that I can see
My mom, my daddy, my sister and me
First time I ever saw the beach
Back to 1983
And all I have to do is just be
Still.

"When this road gets crazy
And tries to break me
And I've had all I can stand
I can close my eyes no matter where I am
And just be
Still."

He's aint so bad either :P
Garth Brooks is ok too lol

But Josh Turner *sigh* LOL I love his voice, it's like melted chocolate..... lol.

"Guess the little bitty living room aint gonna look like much
When the lights go down and we move the couch its gonna be more than enough
For my two left feet and our two hearts beatin' nobody's gonna see us go crazy"

haha

"So why don't we just dance
Down the hall maybe straight up the stairs
Bouncing off the walls
Floating on air."

Long Black Train is my favorite Josh Turner.

"There's a long black train
Comin' down the line
Feedin' off the souls that are lost and cryin'
Rails of sin, only evil remains
Watch out brother for that long black train."

Someone once remarked that music was a great escape from life. For me, all forms of art primarily put me on the frontlines of life, help me escape by helping deal with my problems. Hence Tim McGraw as my favorite artist.

"I've held the had of the devil
Felt his breath on my skin
Dip me into the water
Wash me again
Can I still be forgiven
For all of these things?
Or have I gone to far now
Have I lost me wings?"

Yeah, music is a great outlet for feelings. like when im angry i listen to metal and stuff lol and when im happy.. I listen to MIKA lol

I listen to country for just about anything problem, and anything else when someone else puts it on.

Can i put something on? LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUw47j...

LOL i just watched that video again. I'm such a freak. But we know this already, right? haha

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__DrJI...

YAYYY Al!!!! You're one of us now!!! mwahahaha
it's wierd because i love metal, rock, indie, blues, techno, and opera. All opera and classical. and stupid top 40 stuff too lol. and Mika, he's my favorite :D

Edward. You are amazing. I love that song.
Now I need to go make myself a tommytoe and cheese sandwich, which I will eat with Mr. Bermie. :D

Thanks for the compliment, Dawn.

Does anyone know how to calculate probability? I am designing card game and I can't figure out the odds.

Bahahaha, probability? long with polynomials that was my personal worst subject in school lol
haha I used to know but last year i took math in my first semester and this year in my last, so its been a LONG time lol
sorry. I'm no help am i? lol

and ya my grammar bothers me too but im too hyper to bother to fix it hee hee

hello!

Hello, Kat.

I'm starting to get it.

It's a bit like poker, except instead of just ranks and suits there are types, sectors, and ranks. It's very confusing.

Hi :D

:D

You all finally found this room/thread huh?

yupperdoodle!

Little Mermaid!!! me and my friend did that a while ago haha its amazing :D!!
im great. im starving. im not hungry tho. lol.
hbu

I love the Little Mermaid. Okay, guys, there's like tow feet of snow here (in 2days) and it's still snowing.

aw :(
up here in can-a-da, theres not even a foot in the valley yet. more than a foot on the tiny ski hill here tho :P

but we dont usually get snow for another month or so, so their will be TONS of snow this year lol

You don't get snow until January? Sadness.

mmm... no usually late december, but this year we got it in the beginning of november.

We usually get it in Novemeber but we didn't get much snow until December. Whenever it did snow in November, it literally melted.

yeah. haha. been thru that before :P

Yeah. I was getting worried it wasn't going to snow!

mhmm! last winter was like that snowboarding weather SUCKED lol i cant wait for it this year!!! ahhh lol

:) HEY YA'LL!

HIIII!!!!!!

LOL this topic just sort of died.... LOL

SOOOOO
whats new? anyone else having trouble with white teeth? lol actually i think ive got a good idea i just need to get it on my pages. lol.

Oh, my. Alex... That is some... interesting.... storyline LOL

hahaha he might, but then you will never know until you write it LOL

exactly!
So when he gets mad at you (if he does) you can simply say, *innocent face* well, i was inspired by you.

mmm... Well, wishful thinking, right? LOL

So who has a great Christmas?

Good!

lol i dont think im gonna do this one....unless i get hit by a lightning bolt of an idea....and its really hard to make a poem for white teeth....lol

hahaha
I agree.
This is why my story is rather odd. LOL

hahaha ill have to check it out