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Sep 11, 2010 07:11AM
Men more like ladies have longer sex.
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Skirts, shorts, dresses, bike shorts, capris, kilts, etc., are considered "pants". Therefore, you should only be wearing panties.
Jim wrote: "Not while my daughters in college I won't."
Jim wrote: I have a feeling that if I wore clothing made of cooked bacon that I would be nude by the end of the day.
RA sighed: "Yes, but her top distracted me..."
God love you, Jim. May he bless your loins a thousand times over.
My daughter has only ever known Vagina and Penis
Though I personally have no affection for anal sex, I do think it's important to cover it.
It was hanging right over my nipple. Like an over-the-shirt pastie.
Are we allowed to use quotes from TC folks who posted somewhere else? If not, the moderator will have to delete this. It was Smetch.
Are we allowed to use quotes from TC folks who posted somewhere else? If not, the moderator will have to delete this. It was Smetch.
I don't think it matters at all what color your hair is, but please don't make it so far out of whack that you look like a circus clown.
He makes that shit swing like Godzilla's nuts in a tsunami
Fuck, I just gained 3 pounds reading that post.
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3 gallons of BJs?
...sometimes just stand under it for a good 5 - 10 minutes before getting down to the business of showering.
I mean really. Who does she think she is?
... and the female orgasm actually acts as a sort of "flushing" of the sytem.
(Barb, I thought you weren't posting anything else in the sex-ed thread?:)
(Barb, I thought you weren't posting anything else in the sex-ed thread?:)
My question would be, "What's wrong with soft porn?"
I never turned anyone into a newt, but I am heavier than a duck.
so we are def not talking about "happy endings" massages right?
there's a limit to how many of them you can give per day
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wish penises looked (and tasted) more like thisthis quote was NOT mine btw :)
I think choking the chicken belongs in the TMI thread, Larry.
The ball is just large enough to palm - no fingerholds
More and more it seems like you're just me in another body.
Who doesn't love a rough thumb across a taught nipple?
Amelia wrote: "Who doesn't love a rough thumb across a taught nipple?"There it is! Thanks, Amelia.
I got here as fast as I could, Larry!
*Leans forward, hands on knees, panting like one of those Olympic runners*
*Leans forward, hands on knees, panting like one of those Olympic runners*
I can only pee in a dark bathroom if I sing Jesus Loves Me to myself...
I think I would still get it all over the floor.
I accept no responsibility for sissies.
I'd be afraid to touch it, it looks like it's meant to be soaked in LSD or something.
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I wish to Christ I had a screened porch and could pee in bushes at will.
...and they were both perfectly fingery!
also the fact that i had just eaten enough dinner to feed 7 Haitians made me somewhat lethargic
If there's a hotter-looking 70-year-old out there, someone point her out to me.
(Clark! Heheheh)
(Clark! Heheheh)
