Calling all Demigods! discussion

Here is where we talk in third-peron. No I, Me, My, etc.

"It's a blank canvas," Van observes with wide eyes.

"YES IT IS," Ivi agrees loudly.

Kat jumps up and down in upsetness. "YEAH I KNOW UPSETNESS ISN'T A WORD, BUT I DON'T LIKE CHANGE! THIS IS SCARY!!!! I'M A A SUGAR HIGH! WHOOOOO!!!" She exclaims, changing mood in seconds.

"NOT ANYMORE," Van exclaims obnoxiously.

"NOT EVEN 2 PAGES YET. IT'S EMPTY," Ivi shouts.

"ONE FREAKIN PAGE ZOMFG," Whim screeches, waving arms around the air.

"IT'S A CHILD. DON'T KILL IT," Ivi hisses.

Van almost dies from laughter, then pulls a spoon out of her pocket(randomly~) and smiles evilly. "DAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAI!" She stabs the air with brute force, screeching with pure ~insanity~ "DAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAI! DAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAI!DAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAI!DAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAI!DAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAIDAI!"

Ivi's eyes widen. "Ooh. Van broke teh layout with a spoon. You should have done it wif a fork."

"Noooo...A SPORK." Van exhales deeply, a crazed look on her face.

"YES," Ivi says.

"I want some double-stuff oreos," Van says, calming down and licking her empty spoon.

"Accio double-stuff," Ivi replies.

"OHOHOH. CAN YOU DO THAT WITH PUPPIES?" Van jumps up and down, staring at Ivi with wide eyes.

"I DON'T know," Ivi says. "Hum... ACCIO PUPPIES."

Van waits for the puppies.
And waits.
And waits.
After a few seconds she wails in frustration. "THERE ARE NO PUPPIES."

"FUDGEMUFFINS," Ivi [ghetto :] swears.

"Maybe the puppies are stupid," Van suggests.

"Maybe they don't belive in magic," Ivi adds.

"I don't want a stupid puppy that doesn't believe in magic, then," Van decides.

Ivi nods. "They be stupidith."

Van grins. "LET'S GET A PET DRAGON~"

"IT'S STILL A BABY," Ivi shouts, then archives.