Dumbledore's Army discussion

If you saw Voldemort on the street, what would you do?

I personally would probably look at him to make sure it was him, then gotten on the nearest bus, train, taxicab, WHATEVER to get out of town.

I would face him, stand my ground, and try to bribe him to the good side. (if i was brave enough)

Stay where I was until he went away then run in the opposite direction. If he came at me I'd run straight away.

I would hurry up and take a picture with a camera then run away.

I'll ask him if I can play with his snake. He's gonna kill me anyways, might as well get something out of it.

Safa wrote: "I would hurry up and take a picture with a camera then run away."

LOL!

First reaction?
I'd be like "Whoa, VOLDEMORT's REAL?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"

Yeah, I suppose we all would.

In reality, I'd get out of the country as fast as possible.
IF I was feeling brave, I'd stalk himi.

Safa wrote: "I would hurry up and take a picture with a camera then run away."

Same here.

*Zanib* wrote: "I would face him, stand my ground, and try to bribe him to the good side. (if i was brave enough)"

I don't think that would work! :)

Weeeell- when I read thix topic, the first thing I thought of was Fred's comment on Potterwatch: "...Check whether the thing that's glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it's safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, that's still likey to be the last thing you ever do.".....sooo, yeah...I'd probably just start laughing and then it would dawn on me that I really should get the heck outta there and go :)

Well, if I saw him on the street, I honestly wouldn't care. What have I ever done to the guy? I've never even met the guy!(brave side calling)

Wait a second I'd probably just calmly go in the other direction just so as not to arous any suspision.

i would stay there and slowly SLOWLY inch my way toward him and tap him then get out of sight to mess with him

Tokio Hotel, Cinema Bizarre, and The GazettE wrote: "Well, if I saw him on the street, I honestly wouldn't care. What have I ever done to the guy? I've never even met the guy!(brave side calling)

Wait a second I'd probably just calmly go in the ot..."

wow. u r insane.

Tiffany wrote: "i would stay there and slowly SLOWLY inch my way toward him and tap him then get out of sight to mess with him"

ur insane 2!

i would start singing the song from the harry potter 7 trailer

**Sweet-ish*** FISHY wrote: "i would start singing the song from the harry potter 7 trailer"

the parody

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MahTKZ...

lol!

Tiffany wrote: "i would stay there and slowly SLOWLY inch my way toward him and tap him then get out of sight to mess with him"

if he finds out who it is, im gonna get an awful amount of bites from Nagini

Tiffany wrote: "i would stay there and slowly SLOWLY inch my way toward him and tap him then get out of sight to mess with him"

You know what, I just might do that as well.

Olivia wrote: "Tokio Hotel, Cinema Bizarre, and The GazettE wrote: "Well, if I saw him on the street, I honestly wouldn't care. What have I ever done to the guy? I've never even met the guy!(brave side calling)

..."

THANK YOU!!!!! When it comes down to it, I'm like most of my friends, completely and totally INSANE!!

**Sweet-ish*** FISHY wrote: "**Sweet-ish*** FISHY wrote: "i would start singing the song from the harry potter 7 trailer"

the parody

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MahTKZ..."

omg thats hilarious!

That was the funniest video I have ever seen! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i would definitely sing the song as i walked up behind him and pushed him! jk jk no way would i be brave enough! i'd hide in the crowd, take a pic ( like Safa) and leave, quickly!

=)

I would do what snape did, pretend to be an eveil person but really be on the good side, a double agent, that must rock. I really wish I could do that though because then I would have both texpieriences, evil and good, I can watch peoople die(not the best thing) and suffer, and I can help people. I can deliver all their secrets to the good side. Oh that would be awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) besides the dying part.

Yeah. That's kinda a big thing...

I think that http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MahTKZ... should be the real trailer.

Hannah wrote: "I would do what snape did, pretend to be an eveil person but really be on the good side, a double agent, that must rock. I really wish I could do that though because then I would have both texpieri..."

........like snape?.?

WELL ... not his wierd and creepiness just the role he played : double agent for the good side.

Probably give him a free coupon for a manicure.
And run. Like the wind. HAH.

I would give him a complimentary bottle of spray on tan! LOL :)

nice!

i would pull out my freakin sniper and shoot him like five times and fly away in my heliocopter

i would b so scared and exited cause i would b meeting someone for HP and i would join him and b a spy and say"omg i love u voldy " but im really team harry !

Brendan wrote: "I would give him a complimentary bottle of spray on tan! LOL :)"

classic! love it

Zainab wrote: "Brendan wrote: "I would give him a complimentary bottle of spray on tan! LOL :)"

classic! love it"

Couldn't have said it better myself

Zainab wrote: "i would b so scared and exited cause i would b meeting someone for HP and i would join him and b a spy and say"omg i love u voldy " but im really team harry !"

Thats what I said, except I phrased it differently I said I would be like snape, a double agent, minus snapes personality, I mean he seems soo sad or angry or mad all the time. He's like a giant walking tear with arms and hands, he's never happy! He must have really liked lilly.

Brendan wrote: "I would give him a complimentary bottle of spray on tan! LOL :)"

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i would hand hima latex costume nose and run like hell right after i switch his bone wand to a magical fairy love wand

Awesome.

:)

Double- =)

If u see him you trade him your houself for your life

I agree
to message 43

i would be like:
'hey voldey! OMG! like,wazz up these days? you know i heard that harry potter is the chosen one.
and i was like 'and voldemorts the man who let the boy live''

Ha, Ha. :)

LOL

ill write more if u want

Yes !!!!!!!!! :)

ok.