Happily Ever After Cafe discussion

For fun... Start with a question (If someone dared you to ...., would you?). Answer truthfully and then ask another.

If someone dared you to bungee jump, would you?

NOOOOOOO

would you eat raw clams....... I love them but my husband forbids me to eat them..LOLOLOL

I want to say no but truth is I probably would eat them. I prefer my food cooked though.

If someone dared you to read War and Peace, would you?

No, I'm a fickle reader at best and to tackle that book would be too much for me.

Would you give up book buying for 1 year if someone dared you to?

Absolutely NO!!!

If someone dared you to stand up and sing at the top of your lungs in a fancy restaurant, would you?

YES!!!! I love to sing, so it might not bother me so much! ;)

If someone dared you to wear a string bikini to the neighborhood pool.. would you?

No, I'm overweight and would not want to gross anyone out :)

If someone dared you to throw water balloons off a tall bldg. and hit the pedestrian crowd below, would you?

UMMMMMM No probably not. I would be afraid something bad might happen like some freak of nature would cause them to die LOL.

If someone dared you to have a conversation with the person in the toilet stall next to you, would you?

Yeah, probably. If I liked their shoes. LOL!

If someone dared you, would you mow your neighbors lawn while they were away and not tell them who did it?

Yes, I'd do it. Thats the way this neighborhood works. A guy down the street (rural area) got a new tractor and used it to mow this elderly couple's yard just to try it out. lol

If someone dared you to sit through 10 hours of classic horror flicks would you?

Nope. (I'm a wuss!)

If someone dared you to paint your "special someone's" toes with purple nail polish while they were asleep, would you?

Sure, without a problem ☺

If someone dared you to prank your in-laws, would you?

Yes, I probably would if I had in-laws or out-laws LOL

If someone dared you to send back your food in a restaurant more than once and change the way it was to be cooked each time would you?

Not really!! unless the food wasn't perfect enough.

If someone made fun of their sister and called her RED: Retired and Extremely Retarded, would you laugh? despite the fact that she is like a saint and everyone loves her?

I need a like button for this thread!

If someone dared you to read 50 Shades of Grey during church would you?
LOL

Anna wrote: "Not really!! unless the food wasn't perfect enough.

If someone made fun of their sister and called her RED: Retired and Extremely Retarded, would you laugh? despite the fact that she is like a sai..."

NO!!!! I would probably scold the person who said it.

Brendalynn wrote: "I need a like button for this thread!

If someone dared you to read 50 Shades of Grey during church would you?
LOL"

UMMMMMM No, I might sit and read it before the service but not during the service.

If someone dared you to walk around town on a busy Saturday afternoon with your clothes on backwards, would you?

Hmmm, NO! That's not to say I haven't done so accidently. lol

If someone dared you to, would you walk around inside Walmart singing at the top of your lungs?

Brendalynn wrote: "If someone dared you to read 50 Shades of Grey during church would you? LOL"

That pic is great! I can refrain from reading my kindle during church-however it is ALWAYS with me!

Lisa Kay wrote: "Brendalynn wrote: "If someone dared you to read 50 Shades of Grey during church would you? LOL"



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OMG LK that is too funny!!! Some people have their Bible on Kindle :D But I don't think that is what s/he is reading lol

Pamela(AllHoney) wrote: "Hmmm, NO! That's not to say I haven't done so accidently. lol

If someone dared you to, would you walk around inside Walmart singing at the top of your lungs?"

UMMMMMM maybe...that would be quite comical.

If someone dared you, would you drive through the drive-through at McDonald's multiple times to place your order one item at a time?

I would do it..I suppose.

If someone asked you to dance with them and your best friend really liked that person, would you accept?

Probably...just so I could drop the hint that my best friend really liked that person ☺

If someone dared you would you go around the neighborhood/town cutting people's flowers like this man did in this video.

I love this song/video ☺

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ETPXQ...

That was beautiful, Robin!

Wow, no. I'm too paranoid. I know I'll get caught and thrown in jail. I'd probably just ask ppl and explain why.

If you were dared to dress in authenic 50s attire and wear it all day, including work, would you?

Sure. Love the 50's.

Would you put temporary blue color in you hair, but keep it in for a special event... like someone's wedding, etc.?

Sure why not...would be a great conversation topic lol

If dared would you walk up to stranger with in your hands and ask them to please explain to you all the stuff you have been reading in this book?

LOLOL I couldn't resist.

Hmmm, maybe a stranger but not to my mom or mom-in-law. lol

If dared, would you give to your boss as a gift?

Pamela(AllHoney) wrote: "Hmmm, maybe a stranger but not to my mom or mom-in-law. lol

If dared, would you give to your boss as a gift?"

Oh yeah, she would probably love it LOLOLOL

If dared, would you talk about Fifty Shades of Grey with the mothers of your children's friends.

Sure why not... how else will i learn some new freaky techniques to use later?

If dared, would you cheat on your husband/wife if you knew you would never get caught and/or they would never find out.

No, I couldn't. I'd know and feel too guilty.

If dared, would you write your own erotic autobiography and publish it under your real name?

UMMMMM I don't think I could LOL

If dared would you admit and openly discuss your like of reading romance/erotic novels with your pastor?

Noooooo! I couldn't. He was such a sweetie.

If dared, would you go out in your backyard naked at night? Get a moon tan? LOL!

Maybe....I might go skinny dipping in my pool *snickers* as we have a privacy fence and really no one around us to really see.

If dared, would you put eggs in your significant other's shoes and then watch as they put them on and not say a word?

no, I couldn't do that to him. He's old and might have a heart attack. lol

If dared, would you go in the middle of a busy intersection and do a rain dance?

Only if it hadn't rained in quite a while and I knew it would really work.

Would you chop/grind up zucchini and hide it in spaghetti sauce to get your family to eat more vegetables?

Sure and I might just start doing that ☺

If someone dared you to, would you eat only food that is red, white or blue for a week?

I did it for years before my ex found out. He always loved my spaghetti sauce but vowed he hated zucchini. We used to grow tons of it (you know how it grows!). Anyway, he was shocked when he found out I did that, but he laughed. Makes the sauces have some body to it too. ☺ **hee hee**

Yes, I think I could do the red-white-blue food thing. Now, I'm wracking (or is it racking?) my brain to think of food those colors.

If dared, would you go take up ski-diving lessons?

No, I'm too much of a wuss.

If dared, would you train and run a marathon?

Yes! I used to run. Never a marathon, though. **sigh** I'm so out of shape it isn't even funny.

If dared, would you get up on stage and sing with your favorite singer?

At the risk of getting tomatoed? I don't think so.

If dared, would you go to a new luxury vehicle dealership and test drive about 20 cars then just leave?

Haha, sure! That's actually sounds like fun. :D

If dared, would you go to a store and ask the clerk what year it is, and when she/he answers, you start to yell, "yes! it worked! the machine actually worked!!!"?

Yes for sure I love a good laugh!

If you dared, would you go up to a person an ask how old they are?

Sure.

Would you, if dared, apply for a job you weren't qualified for?

Nah, I'm not smart enough to "fake it" like some ppl I know. lol

If dared, would you go to a stranger's house and announce "I'm here for dinner!"?

LMAO! Sure, why not? I guess I better hope they weren't a serial killer, though. May I should amend that to "after a PI checked them out." LOL!

If dared, would you go a week without talking?

No, I don't talk a lot but I can't go a whole week.

If dared, would you read "Green Eggs and Ham" out loud on a corner like a street performer? (With a hat for tips, lol?)

Haha yes! I need the money!

If you were dared would you streak across your front lawn?

Yeah maybe, I have a bunch of really tall bushes that are really close together that run the full length of our front lawn. So my neighbors across the street probably wouldn't even notice LOLOLOL

If dared, would you walk in a store in nothing but your swim suit?