Chicks On Lit discussion

I have no idea where this came from, but I keep running across the quote, "I got 99 problems, but the clap ain't one." And it cracks me up. In fact, I made a little picture of it for my office.

In this game, you start with "I got 99 problems ..." and finish with something that isn't one of your problems.

I'll start: I got 99 problems but a clean kitchen ain't one!

I got 99 problems, but a lack of books to read ain't one!

I got 99 problems, but ugly shoes ain't one!

I got 99 problems, but a car payment ain't one!

I got 99 problems, but being cold ain't one! (Eek, as a teacher, I used ain't)

I got 99 problems but being homeless isn't one.

I got 99 problems, but a good laugh with friends while drinking margaritas ain't one!

I got 99 problems, but wanting to gain weight ain't one of them!

I got 99 problems, but needing to find a good book club ain't one of them!

I got 99 problems, but having to eat narwhal ain't one of them!

I got 99 problems,but having no one to talk to ain't one of them!

I got 99 problems but grey hair is not one! kinda like it

I got 99 problems, but living in the Midwest ain't one of them. :(

I got 99 problems, but a curved spine ain't one of them (anymore, at least)!

I got 99 problems but no style ain't one!

I got 99 problems but biting my nails ain't one!

I got 99 problems but lack of work to do ain't one!

I got 99 problems, but having too much free time sure ain't one of them.

I got 99 problems, but zucchini ain't one

I got 99 problems but swine flu isn't one of them

I got 99 problems but dieting ain't one!

I got 99 problems but ugly kids ain't one of them!

I got 99 problems but love ain't one of them!

I got 99 problems but being too skinny ain't one of them!

I got 99 problem, but a boy ain't one.

I got 99 problems, but having children ain't one of them.

I got 99 problems, but having too many gardens ain't one of them.

I gott 99 problems, but getting enough sleep ain't one of them.

i got 99 problems, but a flooded basement ain't one of them (phew!)

I got 99 problems, but having a bad haircut ain't one of them :)

I got 99 problems, but a flat tire ain't one.

(Although that was the case late last week!)

I got 99 problems, but spending all day today with my adult daughter ain't one.

:) *peaceful sigh*

I got 99 problems, but insomnia ain't one of them..LOL
I got used to it..ha ha

I got 99 problems, but not having anything to read isn't one of them

I got 99 problems but choosing what to buy for holiday gifts for family isn't one of them.

I got 99 problems but not having enough house work isn't one of them

I got 99 problems, but going to work tomorrow isn't one of them:)

I got 99 problems but being bored out of my mind at work tomorrow isn't one of them

Lucky you Steph :)
I got 99 problems, but braking a nail isn't one of them.

I got 99 problems but having long nails isn't one of them :)

woops there should have been a "not" in my other one............. "not being bored out of my mind" ha ha!

I got 99 problems but not being afraid of roaches isn't one of them.

I got 99 problems but a messy and cluttered house ain't one.

Stephanie wrote: "woops there should have been a "not" in my other one............. "not being bored out of my mind" ha ha!"
LOL Got me confused a bit, you know? haha

I got 99 problems, but sleeping for just 5 hours isn't one of them:)

I got 99 problems but love for reading & cooking isn't one of them.

I got 99 problems, but removing a baby mouse from my work isn't one of them

(foolish women wanted to kill it!)

I got 99 problems, but sleeping in tomorrow ain't one of them

I got 99 problems but finding a close by wine-tasting isn't one of them.

Stephanie wrote: "I got 99 problems, but removing a baby mouse from my work isn't one of them

(foolish women wanted to kill it!)"

those darn mice are deceptively cute, aren't they? that said, the one hiding under our refrigerator had to meets its demise. sorry.

i've got 99 problems, but unemployment (thankfully) ain't one of them.

I've go 99 problems and being hot isn't one of them (possible frost this weekend.....here we go.....)

>^..^<