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message 1: by shre ♡ (new)

shre ♡ (shreshre) If you were a guy for a day, what would be the first thing you do?

I WOULD SEE HOW BIG I WAS...;D


message 2: by [deleted user] (new)

(Good one Shreya!)
I would see to my muscles, and put some deodorant on!


message 3: by shre ♡ (new)

shre ♡ (shreshre) LOL!! then go take a shower, and go for a shopping spree (sweat pants are banned)


message 4: by [deleted user] (new)

Cute!


message 5: by [deleted user] (new)

(Yo Shreya you wanted to know that I don't look like Emma Roberts! Check my photo...well that when I was a young-ling. Improvise, add a few years at least you have an idea now. Or I'm still that young and cute! You never know...)

http://www.goodreads.com/photo/user/7...


message 6: by Stormy (last edited Mar 15, 2012 01:56PM) (new)

Stormy (blueeyedbooknerd) I would go find me a hot girl and see what it feels like to...you know...
i always wondered


message 7: by [deleted user] (new)

Shit! that sooo....Shit!


message 8: by Harsha (last edited Mar 15, 2012 10:13PM) (new)

Harsha (lopitsa) | 296 comments Mod
LOL I would do what Shreya did first, then wat Emily did, then finally what Stormy did ;)
Then I would kick myself in the nuts lightly to see how much it hurt LOL


Maida (Medley of Books) (maidasmedleyofbooks) That is sooo sick you guys!!! LOL ;p

I would become the first guy to invent new and improved pick up lines!!


message 10: by Stormy (new)

Stormy (blueeyedbooknerd) LOL Loppy.


Maida, good idea!


Maida (Medley of Books) (maidasmedleyofbooks) Thank you Stormy!!! I figured the pick up lines are lame...so this is my one and only chance to make sure girls everywhere here something good and touching for once!!!

[That speech was not practiced....*cough*]


message 12: by [deleted user] (new)

Oh you'd be my type of guy Maida!!! Just don't take it too fast kay...I'm not sure that was a speech at all?


Maida (Medley of Books) (maidasmedleyofbooks) LMFAO.....good to know, very good to know!!! You'll be my first girl then!!


message 14: by [deleted user] (new)

Oh, I see, so you've been crushing on, have you?


message 15: by Stormy (new)

Stormy (blueeyedbooknerd) LOL I think it would be so much more fun to be a guy. I don't think they get half the shit we do. No periods. No bitchy catty friends. No being called a slut. No shaving legs, armpits, bikini lines. No makeup.

And they only have one body part that gets judged in size. LOL


message 16: by [deleted user] (new)

Shut UP! So true! But I still love being me, I'm sophisticated, smart, witty, and I get to laugh at people while they look at me and try to decipher my too-smart-for-them-to-get jokes!


message 17: by Stormy (new)

Stormy (blueeyedbooknerd) so, boys can't be smart? LMAO


message 18: by [deleted user] (new)

Not like me!


Maida (Medley of Books) (maidasmedleyofbooks) LMAO....Em yes I've always had a crush on you! *wink* And please I love being a girl...we get periods once a month!! They wake up with hard ons every single day!!!


message 20: by Stormy (new)

Stormy (blueeyedbooknerd) LOL I would rather have a hard on! At least you can do something about it to make it go away.


Maida (Medley of Books) (maidasmedleyofbooks) Okay point taken...but seriously...some hard thing dangling between your legs every morning...I WOULD LITERALLY WALK LIKE A PENGUIN! :(


message 22: by Stormy (new)

Stormy (blueeyedbooknerd) LMAO. Guy penguins carry the eggs until they hatch.


Maida (Medley of Books) (maidasmedleyofbooks) WHAT?!! That was soo random....and it's kinda cute actually!! LOL ;p


message 24: by Stormy (new)

Stormy (blueeyedbooknerd) LOL I know. I learned that in school and watching happy feet. :) Yeah, it's cute.


Maida (Medley of Books) (maidasmedleyofbooks) Oh I heard Happy Feet was super duper sad??


message 26: by Stormy (new)

Stormy (blueeyedbooknerd) No, not really. Not in the end.


message 27: by [deleted user] (new)

I leaned that in happy feet too!


Maida (Medley of Books) (maidasmedleyofbooks) Oh okay...!? LOL...good going Emily! There is a second movie out right?


message 29: by Stormy (new)

Stormy (blueeyedbooknerd) yeah, i haven't seen it though.


Maida (Medley of Books) (maidasmedleyofbooks) I haven't even seen the first one! :(


message 31: by Stormy (new)

Stormy (blueeyedbooknerd) WHAT?! It's been out forever! I had a boyfriend that watched it 24/7. Every time I called him he was watching it. I was like...that's not weird at all.


message 32: by [deleted user] (new)

Nope, nothing wrong with that, what a MAN!


Maida (Medley of Books) (maidasmedleyofbooks) AWWWW.....that is weird....but at least he was watching a cute penguin and NOT porn!


message 34: by shre ♡ (new)


message 35: by [deleted user] (new)

Cute!!!


message 36: by shre ♡ (new)

shre ♡ (shreshre) I KNOW!!! I loved that part.


Maida (Medley of Books) (maidasmedleyofbooks) SOOOOO ADORABLE!!!! ;p love it!! I just wanna eeat him up!


message 38: by shre ♡ (new)

shre ♡ (shreshre) -_-....nasty...JKJK :D


Maida (Medley of Books) (maidasmedleyofbooks) Not nasty!!! He's scrumptious!!


message 40: by [deleted user] (new)

Okay I just want to fluff him up like a pillow not eat him, fur ball


message 41: by Ariella (new)

Ariella Mendez (mendezariella) | 21 comments ... you people are weird...i love it! :)


message 42: by shre ♡ (new)

shre ♡ (shreshre) LOL, i think that was the 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 time we've heard that. ;D WHAT DO YOU THINK EM?


message 43: by Stormy (new)

Stormy (blueeyedbooknerd) LOL OMG! I never get tired of hearing it though. Never.


message 44: by Stormy (new)

Stormy (blueeyedbooknerd) Dude, it was weird. He was a strangely emotional guy. But apparently not emotional enough. Seeing as how he didn't care about my feelings.


message 45: by shre ♡ (new)

shre ♡ (shreshre) WHO???


message 46: by Stormy (new)

Stormy (blueeyedbooknerd) My obsession Happy Feet watching ex.


message 47: by [deleted user] (new)

Shreya wrote: "LOL, i think that was the 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 time we've heard that. ;D WHAT DO YOU T..."

I think there's a point, and I'll always tell you you're crazy! ;)


message 48: by [deleted user] (new)

Stormy wrote: "Dude, it was weird. He was a strangely emotional guy. But apparently not emotional enough. Seeing as how he didn't care about my feelings."

Oh my god! What a dick, you deserve better! So, his loss...


message 49: by Stormy (last edited Mar 18, 2012 07:51PM) (new)

Stormy (blueeyedbooknerd) Oh, I know it was his loss but I paid him back in full. LOL

He cheated on me, broke up with me the next day, then changed his mind about breaking up after spending a horrible time at P.E. avoiding each other and called me when we got home from school. Told me that he cheated and that was the reason he broke up with me. (he kissed his sister's friend because he was crying over his dad yelling at him and she was comforting him) My stupid ass took him back and then he got in trouble at school and got sent to another school so, we never saw each other and then he stopped calling me and put up pics of him hanging out with another girl on his myspace and then I heard that he was going out with her. (she was manly looking) He had his friend (that I hated) call me and dump me. the next year we ended up going to the same school and saw each other in the cafeteria. As soon as he saw me his eyes lit up and he started flirting with me and trying to throw carrots down my shirt. Then he started calling me and he asked me out. I had a crush on another guy but he didn't seem like he was into me so I said yes. A week later the guy I had a crush on kissed me and I broke up with him and started dating my crush. LOL He was heartbroken.


message 50: by Harsha (new)

Harsha (lopitsa) | 296 comments Mod
LOL Stormy. Your ex sounds like a total dick
I visualised the penguin that waddled in happy feet when I thought of Shreya walking to the fridge in that Random Story thread LOL. Hence the 'waddled to the fridge' sentence.
I know, I know, this does wonders for your self-esteem Shreya. No need to thank me :D


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