

“You think your pain and your heartbreak are unprecedented in the history of the world, but then you read.”
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“Beauty is our weapon against nature; by it we make objects, giving them limit, symmetry, proportion. Beauty halts and freezes the melting flux of nature.”
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“Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue. In what other profession would you brag about not knowing stuff? “I’m not one of those fancy Harvard heart surgeons. I’m just an unlicensed plumber with a dream and I’d like to cut your chest open.” The crowd cheers.”
― Bossypants
― Bossypants

“I don’t have a gun and I don’t have even one wife and my sentences tend to go on and on and on, with all this syntax in them. Ernest Hemingway would have died rather than have syntax. Or semicolons. I use a whole lot of half-assed semicolons; there was one of them just now; that was a semicolon after “semicolons,” and another one after “now.”
And another thing. Ernest Hemingway would have died rather than get old. And he did. He shot himself. A short sentence. Anything rather than a long sentence, a life sentence. Death sentences are short and very, very manly. Life sentences aren’t. They go on and on, all full of syntax and qualifying clauses and confusing references and getting old. And that brings up the real proof of what a mess I have made of being a man: I am not even young. Just about the time they finally started inventing women, I started getting old. And I went right on doing it. Shamelessly. I have allowed myself to get old and haven’t done one single thing about it, with a gun or anything.”
― The Wave in the Mind: Talks and Essays on the Writer, the Reader and the Imagination
And another thing. Ernest Hemingway would have died rather than get old. And he did. He shot himself. A short sentence. Anything rather than a long sentence, a life sentence. Death sentences are short and very, very manly. Life sentences aren’t. They go on and on, all full of syntax and qualifying clauses and confusing references and getting old. And that brings up the real proof of what a mess I have made of being a man: I am not even young. Just about the time they finally started inventing women, I started getting old. And I went right on doing it. Shamelessly. I have allowed myself to get old and haven’t done one single thing about it, with a gun or anything.”
― The Wave in the Mind: Talks and Essays on the Writer, the Reader and the Imagination

“Mitä teen oikeastaan sillä aitalla. Ei ole mitään niistä tarpeista, mitä varten se on tehty.
No.
Voin panna sinne tavaraa.
Voin katsoa sitä
Voin kontata alle.
Vois istua seinustalla kun aurinko paistaa.
On kaksi vaihtoehtoa, minulla on se aitta tai minulla ei ole sitä aittaa, kumpi on parempi. No. Se on aina parempi, joka tapahtuu, koska muuta vaihtoehtoa ei ole.”
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No.
Voin panna sinne tavaraa.
Voin katsoa sitä
Voin kontata alle.
Vois istua seinustalla kun aurinko paistaa.
On kaksi vaihtoehtoa, minulla on se aitta tai minulla ei ole sitä aittaa, kumpi on parempi. No. Se on aina parempi, joka tapahtuu, koska muuta vaihtoehtoa ei ole.”
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