Thor The Redbeard

“I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.”
― Oscar Wilde

“I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.”
― Woody Allen

“When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, There's just something about you that pisses me off.”
― Stephen King, Storm of the Century

“Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.”
― Terry Pratchett, Jingo