A.A. Ahnaf

“Books are the ultimate Dumpees: put them down and they’ll wait for you forever; pay attention to them and they always love you back.”
― John Green, An Abundance of Katherines

“′Classic′ - a book which people praise and don't read.”
― Mark Twain

“A joke is a very serious thing.”
― Winston S. Churchill

“There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it.”
― Bertrand Russell