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“It’s a cliché to say that men think with their penises. But it’s a fact. And penises are notoriously stupid. My penis, for example, probably only has an IQ of 144, or about 12 times its length in inches when limp.”
― Gosh, I probably shouldn't publish this.
― Gosh, I probably shouldn't publish this.
“I wouldn’t even be the “world’s sexiest man” if the planet were populated entirely by my clones.
”
― At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.
― At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.
“The reason it’s hard for men to say “I love you” is because those three words represent 10% of the average man’s vocabulary.”
― The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.
― The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.
“If you want me, you’d better hurry. Act now, supplies are limited.”
― This Book is Not for Sale
― This Book is Not for Sale
“Of course, if I had misbehaved that day, my dinner was a salad made entirely out of iceberg lettuce, with water on top instead of dressing. It was like cabbage soup without the dignity.
”
― Gosh, I probably shouldn't publish this.
― Gosh, I probably shouldn't publish this.
Drashti’s 2024 Year in Books
Take a look at Drashti’s Year in Books, including some fun facts about their reading.
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Favorite Genres
Chick-lit, Comics, Fantasy, Fiction, Humor and Comedy, Mystery, Romance, Suspense, Thriller, and Young-adult
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