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"'You can fool others, but you can't fool yourself.'
This saying still felt odd to me. The verb 'to fool' and the object '-self' just didn't fit. Even though he added a 'not', the association of these two words still felt pretentious. [Father] must've [linked them] a long time ago, and then he must have removed the connecting words. That's probably why he could express it to me like this.
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Terry Pratchett
“Scientists have calculated that the chances of something so patently absurd actually existing are millions to one.
But magicians have calculated that million-to-one chances crop up nine times out of ten.”
Terry Pratchett, Mort

J.D. Robb
“Just shut your mouth, you ignorant twat."
"Aw, Dallas, he called me a twat. How come you get to be a bitch, but I only get to be a twat."
"It's the rank," Eve told her. "You'll make bitch one day."
"Thanks. That means a lot to me.”
J.D. Robb, Festive in Death

Douglas Adams
“The Ultimate Answer to Life, The Universe and Everything is...42!”
Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

Douglas Adams
“My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre and that I am therefore excused from saving universes.”
Douglas Adams, Life, the Universe and Everything

George R.R. Martin
“Once you’ve accepted your flaws, no one can use them against you.”
George R.R. Martin, A Game of Thrones

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