Tim Jacobs

“That is just the way with some people. They get down on a thing when they don’t know nothing about it.”
― Mark Twain, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn

“Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side? And hain't that a big enough majority in any town?”
― Mark Twain, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn

“Who is it?” Lucy whispered furiously. “Is it the cannibals?”
“I don’t know,” Linus said. “Could be. And while I might be a complete meal, they could be full after consuming Arthur and only interested in something a little more . . . snack-sized.”
Talia gasped. “But . . . but I’m snack-sized.”
― T.J. Klune, The House in the Cerulean Sea

“If you can't explain it to a six year old, you don't understand it yourself.”
― Albert Einstein