“Perhaps you can work your way back into the king’s good graces.” Depend upon it, you arcane fuck-hole, if I must spill every drop of blood in the North.


“I will take responsibility for what I have done,” Dalinar whispered. “If I must fall, I will rise each time a better man.”
― Oathbringer
― Oathbringer

“Lightsong met the man's eyes, then smiled broadly, looking down at the God King. "My life to yours," Lifesong said. "My breath become yours.”
― Warbreaker
― Warbreaker

“One night a powerful sorcerer knocks on the door of a less-powerful sorcerer. "I'm starting an exclusive guild," he says. "Join me now or I'll blast you out of your fucking boots right where you stand." So naturally the second mage says...
"You know, I've always wanted to join a guild!"
Right. Those two go bother a third sorcerer. "Join the guild," they say, "or fight both of us, two on one, right here and right now." Repeat as necessary, until three or four hundred guild members are knocking on the door of the last independent mage around, and everyone who said no is dead.”
― The Lies of Locke Lamora
"You know, I've always wanted to join a guild!"
Right. Those two go bother a third sorcerer. "Join the guild," they say, "or fight both of us, two on one, right here and right now." Repeat as necessary, until three or four hundred guild members are knocking on the door of the last independent mage around, and everyone who said no is dead.”
― The Lies of Locke Lamora

“Honor’ is a word applied to the actions of men from the past who have had their lives scrubbed clean by historians.”
― Words of Radiance
― Words of Radiance

“If I can live with having this face, they can live with looking at it. That or they can get fucked.”
― The Heroes
― The Heroes
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