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“She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B.”
― Dorothy Parker

“He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up.”
― Paul Keating

“His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.”
― Mae West

“I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend ... if you have one."
— George Bernard Shaw, playwright (to Winston Churchill)
"Cannot possibly attend first night; will attend second, if there is one."
— Churchill's response”
― Winston S. Churchill