Aaron Irish

“Okay, can somebody quickly just summarize for the shotgun department who it's okay and not okay to shoot?”
― David Wong, This Book Is Full of Spiders

“Do not mistake me for my mask. You see light dappling on the water and forget the deep, cold dark beneath.”
― Patrick Rothfuss, The Name of the Wind

“Nobody involved in a conflict thinks they’re the villain.”
― David Wong, This Book Is Full of Spiders

“SHUT UP. Both of you. You're coming with me." To me he said, "Put some pants on."

"Fuck you. This is my house. I make the rules. You take your clothes off. John, get the Twister mat.”
― David Wong, This Book Is Full of Spiders