

“We know in one part of our brains that we are all going to die, but on some level we don’t quite believe it.”
― I Feel Bad About My Neck
― I Feel Bad About My Neck

“In the end, I always want potatoes. Mashed potatoes. Nothing like mashed potatoes when you’re feeling blue. Nothing like getting into bed with a bowl of hot mashed potatoes already loaded with butter, and methodically adding a thin cold slice of butter to every forkful. The problem with mashed potatoes, though, is that they require almost as much hard work as crisp potatoes, and when you’re feeling blue the last thing you feel like is hard work. Of course, you can always get someone to make the mashed potatoes for you, but let’s face it: the reason you’re blue is that there isn’t anyone to make them for you.”
― Heartburn
― Heartburn

“A really great omelette has two whole eggs and one extra yolk, and by the way, the same thing goes for scrambled eggs. As for egg salad, here’s our recipe: boil eighteen eggs, peel them, and send six of the egg whites to friends in California who persist in thinking that egg whites matter in any way. Chop the remaining twelve eggs and six yolks coarsely with a knife, and add Hellmann’s mayonnaise and salt and pepper to taste.”
― I Remember Nothing and other reflections: Memories and wisdom from the iconic writer and director
― I Remember Nothing and other reflections: Memories and wisdom from the iconic writer and director

“On some level, my life has been wasted on me. After all, if I can't remember it, who can?
The past is slipping away and the present is a constant affront. I can't possibly keep up.”
― I Remember Nothing: and Other Reflections
The past is slipping away and the present is a constant affront. I can't possibly keep up.”
― I Remember Nothing: and Other Reflections

“In fact, looking back, it seems to me that I was clueless until I was about fifty years old.”
― I Remember Nothing: and Other Reflections
― I Remember Nothing: and Other Reflections
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