Mischa Daanen

“Our entire universe is contained in the mind and the spirit. We may choose not to find access to it, we may even deny its existence, but it is indeed there inside us...”
― Dr. Alexander "Sasha" Shulgin

“8:58 We go to McDonald's. The woman in front of me in line spends more than five seconds contemplating her order. This infuriates me, "WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR?? MC-SEABASS?? IT'S THE GODDAMN MCDONALDS'S MENU, IT'S BEEN THE SAME FOR TEN YEARS! IT'S ALL MCSHIT!JUST ORDER!”
― Tucker Max, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell

“All it comes down to is this: I feel like shit but look great.”
― Bret Easton Ellis, American Psycho

“You look like the type of people who would criticize a misspelling in a suicide note.”
― Tucker Max, Assholes Finish First