Seth Mattei

“That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.”
― Charles Bukowski, Women

“I always feel a certain sense of reverence in libraries, even small city ones that smell like homeless internet users.”
― Ken Jennings, Maphead: Charting the Wide, Weird World of Geography Wonks

“Every day we're told that we live in the greatest country on earth. And it's always stated as an undeniable fact: Leos are born between July 23 and August 22, fitted queen-size sheets measure sixty by eighty inches, and America is the greatest country on earth. Having grown up with this in our ears, it's startling to realize that other countries have nationalistic slogans of their own, none of which are 'We're number two!”
― David Sedaris , Me Talk Pretty One Day

“If I wasn't Bob Dylan, I'd probably think that Bob Dylan has a lot of answers myself.”
― Bob Dylan