Corey Lindstrom

“I have more CDs than 99 percent of America, but fewer CDs than 40 percent of my friends; if an acquaintance has more CDs than me, I feel intimidated and emasculated. I think about my CDs a lot. I find it oddly reassuring to look at them when I'm intoxicated.”
― Chuck Klosterman, Killing Yourself to Live: 85% of a True Story

“Don't ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.”
― J. D. Salinger