Reads with Scotch

“Everything must be made as simple as possible. But not simpler.”
― Albert Einstein

“If you tell a big enough lie and tell it frequently enough, it will be believed.”
― Walter Langer

“If you're looking for sympathy you'll find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.”
― David Sedaris, Barrel Fever: Stories and Essays

“It is often stated that of all the theories proposed in this century, the silliest is quantum theory. In fact, some say that the only thing that quantum theory has going for it is that it is unquestionably correct.”
― Michio Kaku, Hyperspace: A Scientific Odyssey Through Parallel Universes, Time Warps, and the Tenth Dimension