Joe Cisneros

“Victoria's got her secrets. Hey, so do I!”
― Si Robertson

“Hey, when two beavers walk into the house, the first one always tells the other one, “Hey, shut the dam door!”
― Si Robertson, Si-cology 1: Tales and Wisdom from Duck Dynasty's Favorite Uncle

“Uncritical acceptance of any party line is an idolatrous abdication of one’s core identity as Abba’s child. Neither liberal fairy dust nor conservative hardball addresses human dignity, which is often dressed in rags.
Abba’s children find a third option. They are guided by God’s Word and by it alone. All religious and political systems , Right and Left alike, are the work of human beings. Abba’s children will not sell their birthright for any mess of pottage, conservative and liberal. They hold fast to their freedom in Christ to live the gospel—uncontaminated by cultural dreck, political flotsam, and the filigreed hypocrisy of bullying religion”
― Brennan Manning, Abba's Child: The Cry of the Heart for Intimate Belonging

“I sting like a butterfly and punch like a flea.”
― Si Robertson