Brett Minor

“The bird turned, head tipped, suspiciously, on one side, and it stared at him with bright eyes.

"Say 'Nevermore,' " said Shadow.

"Fuck you," said the raven.”
― Neil Gaiman, American Gods

“It's all right," he was shouting. "Come out, Mrs Beaver. Come out, Sons and Daughters of Adam.
It's all right! It isn't Her!" This was bad grammar of course, but that is how beavers talk when they
are excited; I mean, in Narnia - in our world they usually don't talk at all.”
― C.S. Lewis, The Chronicles of Narnia - The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe - Unaabridged

“And Trent Paige is there, talking about pink, which he does obsessively and exclusively, much to the dismay of the adults around him. (At first I didn’t realize why the adults cared so much about Trent’s pink obsession, but then I put two and two together. They think he’s gay. And we’re Mormon. And for some reason, you can’t be gay and be Mormon at the same time.)”
― Jennette McCurdy, I'm Glad My Mom Died

“Are convents so essential to the constitution of a state? Did Jesus Christ institute monks and nuns? Can the Church really not do without them? What need has the bridegroom of so many foolish virgins, and what need has the human race of so many victims?”
― Denis Diderot, The Nun