Lorenz Klopfenstein

“In the beginning the Universe was created.
This had made many people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.”
― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

“Cake or death?”
― Eddie Izzard

“And there is a rule in every major religion, called the Golden Rule. Essentially: treat other people the way you’d like to be treated yourself. If we all did this, the whole world would work instantaneously. Praying, meditation—fine. But just follow the Golden Rule and the whole world works. Making the world work could be that simple.”
― Eddie Izzard, Believe Me: A Memoir of Love, Death, and Jazz Chickens

“The word itself—dyslexia—is ironically very hard for dyslexic people to spell correctly”
― Eddie Izzard, Believe Me: A Memoir of Love, Death, and Jazz Chickens