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“Q: How can you get rich by eating? A: Eat lots of fortune cookies!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, LOL: Funny Jokes and Riddles for Kids

“When he noticed her stifling another yawn, he took her elbow. “At least lie down for a few minutes,” he said, steering her toward the bed. “Oh, I couldn’t.” Dragging her feet, she eyed the four-poster with trepidation. “Of course you can. There’s nothing improper about it if I’m not in the bed with you. I won’t even pull down the covers—don’t think of it as a bed, think of it as a handy horizontal surface for resting. Here…” Relinquishing her arm, he dashed to the sitting room.”
― Lauren Royal, The Viscount's Wallflower Bride

“Q: What is the quickest way to double your money? A: Fold it in half!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, LOL: Funny Jokes and Riddles for Kids

“It was the best of times,
it was the worst of times,
it was the age of wisdom,
it was the age of foolishness,
it was the epoch of belief,
it was the epoch of incredulity,
it was the season of Light,
it was the season of Darkness,
it was the spring of hope,”
― Charles Dickens, A Tale of Two Cities