Sassafrack

“I launched into a graceful ninja-like front roll, then stood my ground to face the monstrous heathen, fearless in my determination to vanquish the deadly foe.


Nah, just kidding. I bolted, discretion being the better part of not getting dead.”
― A and E Kirk, Demons at Deadnight

“The girl had been right. One bath wasn’t enough. The water had kept flowing even though Irrik hadn’t returned. The girl had changed my bedding, brought me fresh clothing and a blanket, plus more food. All while telling me what a grand lover Lord Irrik would make. Sick. I’d rather marry a donkey with one and a half legs.”
― Raye Wagner, Blood Oath

“What the fuck was up with my blood?! Was it Nutella flavored?”
― Jaymin Eve, Ash

“I had to harden all of my soft edges if I was going to survive my new life as a tasty Nutella unicorn,”
― Jaymin Eve, Ash