Jackson Theofore Keys

“My mind just seems to be convinced at some level that the world hates me and everyone is eventually going to admit they've never really liked me.”
― Megan Derr, The Painted Crown

“Ask any soldier any day whether they agree with the officers, and you either find a liar or a contrarian. Officers are all fools, soldiers are all dunderheads.” “How comforting to learn that the military is made up of idiots who hate each other.” “Only way war works, far as I can tell.”
― Eric Ugland, Killing Them Awfully

“I could safely say I would rather be sunburnt at the lake, covered in skeeter bites, trying to kill a water moccasin with a flip-flop, than be in the trunk of a kidnapper’s car.”
― A.J. Sherwood, Jon and Mack's Terrifying Tree Troubles

“Some assholes just fail upward”
― Eric Ugland, Of Slicing Men