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SURPRISE! THE PLAYER CAME EARLY!
SURPRISE! WE WERE TOO EXCITED TO WAIT UNTIL AUGUST, SO WE’VE RELEASED HATE THE PLAYER EARLY! By, like, 3 weeks!
That’s right, you guys! HATE THE PLAYER is LIVE NOW + FREE in KINDLE UNLIMITED!!!!
If this book was any more perfect for a hot summer read, we’d literally have to send sunscreen with each book!
SO, WHAT IS HATE THE PLAYER ALL ABOUT?
Is it insanely hilarious and so funny you’ll probably pee your pants? Yes.
Is it a standalone, romantic comedy? You betcha.
Does it contain a sexy, hot as hell player that will charm you right out of your panties? YAS, GIRL!
What about an enemies-to-lovers romance that’s filled with crazy hot sexual tension and hilariously witty banter? YESSSSSSSSSS!
ONE-CLICK HERE (FREE in KU!):
★Amazon Worldwide: mybook.to/HateThePlayer
★ADD TO YOUR TBR: https://bit.ly/2ZLb2y4
(Paperback coming soon! And audio currently in production, date TBA soon!)
Readers can’t read the first ten pages of HATE THE PLAYER without cracking a smile and laughing. Consider this a Max Monroe smile and laughter guarantee.
Disclaimer: The Max Monroe smile and laughter guarantee applies to normally happy and pleasant individuals. Those that have a tendency to be grouchy and do not smile at things such as puppies or kittens or rainbows—well, even a Max Monroe Rom Com can’t help you.
★★★★★
BLURB:
“Roses are red, violets are blue, stay away from Andrew Watson’s *ahem* because no other women ever do.”
That’s quite the way to start a conversation at a casual lunch, huh? Grilled chicken, French fries, and pelvic-fatigue, oh my!
And that’s not even the worst of it.
My friend Raquel didn’t pull any punches when she warned me about my brand-new costar and his notoriously player-esque ways. Apparently, my most important mission on my first role in a feature film is to stay immune to his charms.
Are you kidding me? Production costs on this movie are in the hundreds of thousands a day, and staying away from a panty-whispering, vajayjay-charmer is supposed to be at the top of my list? Pfft. Puh-lease.
It doesn’t matter that he’s annoyingly attractive, uber rich, crazy famous, and lusted after by ninety percent of the female population; Andrew Watson is trouble with a capital T—especially for a woman like me.
As a preventative measure, I’ve decided to go ahead and hate him.
Don’t worry, you guys, I’m completely in control. There’s absolutely no way I’m going to do something stupid like fall in love with him.
I can hate the player but still secretly love his addictive game.
I’m sure of it.
★★★★★
HERE’S WHAT EARLY READERS HAD TO SAY ABOUT HATE THE PLAYER:
"Max Monroe completely captivated me. They had me completely spellbound, to where as now I know, I'm gonna be dealing with the worst book hangover of 2020. With that comes, Hate The Player being the BEST Rom-Com of 2020. Andrew and Birdie being characters of the year." --Ashley Gayhart-Hampton, Goodreads Reviewer ★★★★★
"How are none of Max Monroe's books streaming their behinds off on Netflix yet??? The world is a weird and sad place!!" -- BJ's Book Blog ★★★★★
"This book superseded my expectations!...It was just that good of a book where I had to read it twice already and tomorrow I plan on my third time...!" -- B, Goodreads Reviewer ★★★★★
★★★★★
Happy Reading, everyone!
XOXO,
Max Monroe
That’s right, you guys! HATE THE PLAYER is LIVE NOW + FREE in KINDLE UNLIMITED!!!!
If this book was any more perfect for a hot summer read, we’d literally have to send sunscreen with each book!
SO, WHAT IS HATE THE PLAYER ALL ABOUT?
Is it insanely hilarious and so funny you’ll probably pee your pants? Yes.
Is it a standalone, romantic comedy? You betcha.
Does it contain a sexy, hot as hell player that will charm you right out of your panties? YAS, GIRL!
What about an enemies-to-lovers romance that’s filled with crazy hot sexual tension and hilariously witty banter? YESSSSSSSSSS!
ONE-CLICK HERE (FREE in KU!):
★Amazon Worldwide: mybook.to/HateThePlayer
★ADD TO YOUR TBR: https://bit.ly/2ZLb2y4
(Paperback coming soon! And audio currently in production, date TBA soon!)
Readers can’t read the first ten pages of HATE THE PLAYER without cracking a smile and laughing. Consider this a Max Monroe smile and laughter guarantee.
Disclaimer: The Max Monroe smile and laughter guarantee applies to normally happy and pleasant individuals. Those that have a tendency to be grouchy and do not smile at things such as puppies or kittens or rainbows—well, even a Max Monroe Rom Com can’t help you.
★★★★★
BLURB:
“Roses are red, violets are blue, stay away from Andrew Watson’s *ahem* because no other women ever do.”
That’s quite the way to start a conversation at a casual lunch, huh? Grilled chicken, French fries, and pelvic-fatigue, oh my!
And that’s not even the worst of it.
My friend Raquel didn’t pull any punches when she warned me about my brand-new costar and his notoriously player-esque ways. Apparently, my most important mission on my first role in a feature film is to stay immune to his charms.
Are you kidding me? Production costs on this movie are in the hundreds of thousands a day, and staying away from a panty-whispering, vajayjay-charmer is supposed to be at the top of my list? Pfft. Puh-lease.
It doesn’t matter that he’s annoyingly attractive, uber rich, crazy famous, and lusted after by ninety percent of the female population; Andrew Watson is trouble with a capital T—especially for a woman like me.
As a preventative measure, I’ve decided to go ahead and hate him.
Don’t worry, you guys, I’m completely in control. There’s absolutely no way I’m going to do something stupid like fall in love with him.
I can hate the player but still secretly love his addictive game.
I’m sure of it.
★★★★★
HERE’S WHAT EARLY READERS HAD TO SAY ABOUT HATE THE PLAYER:
"Max Monroe completely captivated me. They had me completely spellbound, to where as now I know, I'm gonna be dealing with the worst book hangover of 2020. With that comes, Hate The Player being the BEST Rom-Com of 2020. Andrew and Birdie being characters of the year." --Ashley Gayhart-Hampton, Goodreads Reviewer ★★★★★
"How are none of Max Monroe's books streaming their behinds off on Netflix yet??? The world is a weird and sad place!!" -- BJ's Book Blog ★★★★★
"This book superseded my expectations!...It was just that good of a book where I had to read it twice already and tomorrow I plan on my third time...!" -- B, Goodreads Reviewer ★★★★★
★★★★★
Happy Reading, everyone!
XOXO,
Max Monroe
Single Dad Romeo is HERE!
THE DAY HAS FINALLY ARRIVED, AND OUR FIRST SINGLE DAD EVER HAS BEEN BORN!
That’s right, you guys! SINGLE DAD SEEKS JULIET is LIVE NOW + FREE in KINDLE UNLIMITED!!!!
If this book was any more perfect for balming the wound that is 2020, we’d literally have to start sending it out in sanitized, care package form!
SO, WHAT IS SINGLE DAD SEEKS JULIET ALL ABOUT?
Here are the deets:
✔️Gigglesnort producing
✔️Romantic Comedy standalone
✔️Endearingly awkward heroine
✔️CUTE CUTE meet cute
✔️Insane Chemistry
✔️Delicious slow burn
✔️HOTTEST, SWOONIEST SINGLE DAD EVER
ONE-CLICK HERE (FREE in KU!):
★Amazon Worldwide: mybook.to/SingleDadSJ
★ADD TO GOODREADS TBR: https://bit.ly/3jZ3SPg
(Paperback coming soon! And audio currently in production, date TBA soon!)
Readers can’t stop smiling. In fact, it’s like a SMILE PANDEMIC! Consider this a Max Monroe smile and laughter guarantee.
Disclaimer: The Max Monroe smile and laughter guarantee applies to normally happy and pleasant individuals. Those that have a tendency to be grouchy and do not smile at things such as puppies or kittens or rainbows—well, even a Max Monroe Rom Com can’t help you.
★★★★★
BLURB:
Dear Internet: Am I a horrible person for wanting to sabotage my work assignment—completely wreck a dating contest—because I hate the idea of love?
I know it sounds bad, but just hear me out, okay?
I (33F) work at a local paper, and two months ago, my editor assigned me a huge project—run the upcoming, highly anticipated Bachelor Anonymous contest.
In essence, I’m supposed to help a reader-nominated bachelor find his special someone, and while I should be excited to handle something of this magnitude solo, I can’t help but get queasy over how gross it feels.
Like, how cheesy could this thing get?
Not to mention, I’m the last person who should be involved in this—my dating and relationship history is a cluster. Generally, the person in charge of these things shouldn’t fantasize about lighting the whole three-ring dating circus on fire.
Anyway, men from all over Southern California, vying for the coveted bachelor role, submitted their personal ads to my paper. The readers voted, and Single Dad Seeks Juliet won by a landslide.
Enter Mr. Bachelor Anonymous (40M), the single dad Romeo seeking his Juliet.
Blah, blah, blah, right? Wrong.
You guys—and I cannot stress this enough—this guy is the ultimate man in a six-foot-three, chiseled-muscle, freaking Adonis package with aquamarine eyes that would haunt the dreams of an insomniac.
He’s a former Navy SEAL, successful business owner, motocross-riding, charming, supportive, funny-as-heck single dad, and the more time I spend with him, the more I want to bring this contest thing crumbling to the ground for an entirely different reason.
Real talk: I think I’m falling for him.
Me, the woman who despises love, might be falling for the completely off-limits Bachelor who I’m ironically assigned to help find love, while five other women think they’re the only contestants competing for his heart.
So, Internet. Am I scum? Or is all fair in love and war?
★★★★★
HERE’S WHAT EARLY READERS HAD TO SAY ABOUT SINGLE DAD SEEKS JULIET:
“I have the biggest freaking smile on my face. It feels as if my cheeks are permanently in the huge smile position...I LOVED THIS BOOK!” — Vanessa (nessreads), Goodreads Reviewer ★★★★★
“I FREAKING LOVE THIS BOOK!! I literally cannot stop grinning.” — Em - Book Obsessed Emmy, Goodreads Reviewer ★★★★★
“Happiness. This is happiness in book form.” — Katie, Goodreads Reviewer ★★★★★
★★★★★
Happy Reading, everyone!
XOXO,
Max Monroe
That’s right, you guys! SINGLE DAD SEEKS JULIET is LIVE NOW + FREE in KINDLE UNLIMITED!!!!
If this book was any more perfect for balming the wound that is 2020, we’d literally have to start sending it out in sanitized, care package form!
SO, WHAT IS SINGLE DAD SEEKS JULIET ALL ABOUT?
Here are the deets:
✔️Gigglesnort producing
✔️Romantic Comedy standalone
✔️Endearingly awkward heroine
✔️CUTE CUTE meet cute
✔️Insane Chemistry
✔️Delicious slow burn
✔️HOTTEST, SWOONIEST SINGLE DAD EVER
ONE-CLICK HERE (FREE in KU!):
★Amazon Worldwide: mybook.to/SingleDadSJ
★ADD TO GOODREADS TBR: https://bit.ly/3jZ3SPg
(Paperback coming soon! And audio currently in production, date TBA soon!)
Readers can’t stop smiling. In fact, it’s like a SMILE PANDEMIC! Consider this a Max Monroe smile and laughter guarantee.
Disclaimer: The Max Monroe smile and laughter guarantee applies to normally happy and pleasant individuals. Those that have a tendency to be grouchy and do not smile at things such as puppies or kittens or rainbows—well, even a Max Monroe Rom Com can’t help you.
★★★★★
BLURB:
Dear Internet: Am I a horrible person for wanting to sabotage my work assignment—completely wreck a dating contest—because I hate the idea of love?
I know it sounds bad, but just hear me out, okay?
I (33F) work at a local paper, and two months ago, my editor assigned me a huge project—run the upcoming, highly anticipated Bachelor Anonymous contest.
In essence, I’m supposed to help a reader-nominated bachelor find his special someone, and while I should be excited to handle something of this magnitude solo, I can’t help but get queasy over how gross it feels.
Like, how cheesy could this thing get?
Not to mention, I’m the last person who should be involved in this—my dating and relationship history is a cluster. Generally, the person in charge of these things shouldn’t fantasize about lighting the whole three-ring dating circus on fire.
Anyway, men from all over Southern California, vying for the coveted bachelor role, submitted their personal ads to my paper. The readers voted, and Single Dad Seeks Juliet won by a landslide.
Enter Mr. Bachelor Anonymous (40M), the single dad Romeo seeking his Juliet.
Blah, blah, blah, right? Wrong.
You guys—and I cannot stress this enough—this guy is the ultimate man in a six-foot-three, chiseled-muscle, freaking Adonis package with aquamarine eyes that would haunt the dreams of an insomniac.
He’s a former Navy SEAL, successful business owner, motocross-riding, charming, supportive, funny-as-heck single dad, and the more time I spend with him, the more I want to bring this contest thing crumbling to the ground for an entirely different reason.
Real talk: I think I’m falling for him.
Me, the woman who despises love, might be falling for the completely off-limits Bachelor who I’m ironically assigned to help find love, while five other women think they’re the only contestants competing for his heart.
So, Internet. Am I scum? Or is all fair in love and war?
★★★★★
HERE’S WHAT EARLY READERS HAD TO SAY ABOUT SINGLE DAD SEEKS JULIET:
“I have the biggest freaking smile on my face. It feels as if my cheeks are permanently in the huge smile position...I LOVED THIS BOOK!” — Vanessa (nessreads), Goodreads Reviewer ★★★★★
“I FREAKING LOVE THIS BOOK!! I literally cannot stop grinning.” — Em - Book Obsessed Emmy, Goodreads Reviewer ★★★★★
“Happiness. This is happiness in book form.” — Katie, Goodreads Reviewer ★★★★★
★★★★★
Happy Reading, everyone!
XOXO,
Max Monroe
BEST FRIENDS DON'T KISS...or do they? ;) ;)
ARE YOU READY TO LAUGH YOUR BOOTY OFF?
BEST FRIENDS DON’T KISS is LIVE NOW + FREE in KINDLE UNLIMITED!!!!
ONE-CLICK HERE (FREE in KU!):
★Amazon Worldwide: mybook.to/BFDK_WorldwideEbook
★Paperback: mybook.to/BFDK_Paperback
★ADD TO GOODREADS TBR: https://bit.ly/3kdoJ0T
(Audio currently in production, date TBA soon!)
WHAT IS BEST FRIEND’S KISS ABOUT?
Do you know the movies When Harry Met Sally and The Wedding Date with Debra Messing and Dermot Mulroney? What about The Holiday with Cameron Diaz and Jude Law? Well, this book is all three of those movies combined meets Max Monroe PLUS some hilarious flair from our favorite Billionaires!
Yes. Yes. YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE IT.
✔️HILARIOUS feel-good, holiday-themed romantic comedy standalone
👄THE CUTEST, most adorable, (and sexiest) best-friends-turned-lovers (You are going to love Luke and Ava SOOOO MUCH!)
✔️OG BILLIONAIRE CAMEOS #ThatchisBack
✔️SO MANY LAUGHS
✔️SO MUCH SWOON
★★★★★
BLURB:
Goal: Find a boyfriend, get married, buy a house in the suburbs with a white picket fence, and pop out 2.5 kids.
Deadline: Sixty days.
That’s possible, right?
HAHAHA. *Faints*
I’m kidding. Well, kind of. I mean, I’m not going to attempt a shotgun wedding or try to get knocked up by some guy I met on the internet, but there is no doubt that, this year, home for the holidays takes on a whole new, terrifying meaning.
I have to travel from New York City—my home and safe haven for the last fifteen years—to my tiny hometown in Vermont for Christmas, my baby sister’s wedding, and my high school reunion.
Talk about a trifecta of single-doom.
Throw in Callie Camden—aka my high school class’s version of Regina George—and it’s a recipe for certified disaster.
Especially since my mouth ran away from me when she asked me if I’d be bringing someone to our reunion, and I told her to put me down for two.
Gah. Now I can’t go alone.
But the online dating world is a cesspool of bad manners, speedy hookups, and outright weirdos.
Handsome, single, successful—that’s what I’m looking for.
And it just so happens that my best friend Luke London fits all of the criteria.
The only problem is best friends don’t kiss…
But maybe it doesn’t count if it’s pretend?
★★★★★
HERE’S WHAT EARLY READERS HAD TO SAY ABOUT BEST FRIENDS DON’T KISS:
“If you are looking for a book that will make you laugh so hard, your stomach will hurt, then this is the book! I don't know how the goddesses known as Max Monroe do it, but Luke has outswooned their swooniest guy to date.Meryl Markowitz, Goodreads Reviewer ★★★★★
“Luke London made all of my Christmas dreams come true./b>” — Tracy Slone, Goodreads Reviewer ★★★★★
“A funny & sweet holiday romance. A sugary sweet best-friends-to-lovers romance. Everyone needs a Luke in their life because that man was utter perfection. SWOON!” — Kerri Loves Books, Goodreads Reviewer ★★★★★
“This is my absolute FAVORITE book from this witty writing duo. It checks all the boxes for me. My goodness. Let's just all agree now that Luke is by far one of the greatest book boyfriends, okay? And he's mine. I licked him! I cannot stress enough how AMAZING this book is! I've been in such a book slump lately—to the point that the books I've been really excited about haven't grabbed my attention, but I am officially cured! I finished this book in less than two hours, and I had the biggest smile on my face the entire time!! This is seriously the best holiday romance I've ever read! Do yourselves a favor and immerse yourselves in the magical love Ava and Luke share!! You won't regret it!!” — Jennifer, Goodreads Reviewer ★★★★★
“Once a-fluffing-gain, this author duo have me swooning as I wipe tears of hysterical laughter from my eyes. The friends to lovers story of Ava and Luke was epic and throw in fake dating, Christmas shenanigans, cameos from some hilarious billionaires and airplane hijinks, and what you have is one of my favourite rom-coms not only of this year but of all time.” — Claire, Goodreads Reviewer ★★★★★
★★★★★
Happy Reading, everyone!
XOXO,
Max Monroe
BEST FRIENDS DON’T KISS is LIVE NOW + FREE in KINDLE UNLIMITED!!!!
ONE-CLICK HERE (FREE in KU!):
★Amazon Worldwide: mybook.to/BFDK_WorldwideEbook
★Paperback: mybook.to/BFDK_Paperback
★ADD TO GOODREADS TBR: https://bit.ly/3kdoJ0T
(Audio currently in production, date TBA soon!)
WHAT IS BEST FRIEND’S KISS ABOUT?
Do you know the movies When Harry Met Sally and The Wedding Date with Debra Messing and Dermot Mulroney? What about The Holiday with Cameron Diaz and Jude Law? Well, this book is all three of those movies combined meets Max Monroe PLUS some hilarious flair from our favorite Billionaires!
Yes. Yes. YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE IT.
✔️HILARIOUS feel-good, holiday-themed romantic comedy standalone
👄THE CUTEST, most adorable, (and sexiest) best-friends-turned-lovers (You are going to love Luke and Ava SOOOO MUCH!)
✔️OG BILLIONAIRE CAMEOS #ThatchisBack
✔️SO MANY LAUGHS
✔️SO MUCH SWOON
★★★★★
BLURB:
Goal: Find a boyfriend, get married, buy a house in the suburbs with a white picket fence, and pop out 2.5 kids.
Deadline: Sixty days.
That’s possible, right?
HAHAHA. *Faints*
I’m kidding. Well, kind of. I mean, I’m not going to attempt a shotgun wedding or try to get knocked up by some guy I met on the internet, but there is no doubt that, this year, home for the holidays takes on a whole new, terrifying meaning.
I have to travel from New York City—my home and safe haven for the last fifteen years—to my tiny hometown in Vermont for Christmas, my baby sister’s wedding, and my high school reunion.
Talk about a trifecta of single-doom.
Throw in Callie Camden—aka my high school class’s version of Regina George—and it’s a recipe for certified disaster.
Especially since my mouth ran away from me when she asked me if I’d be bringing someone to our reunion, and I told her to put me down for two.
Gah. Now I can’t go alone.
But the online dating world is a cesspool of bad manners, speedy hookups, and outright weirdos.
Handsome, single, successful—that’s what I’m looking for.
And it just so happens that my best friend Luke London fits all of the criteria.
The only problem is best friends don’t kiss…
But maybe it doesn’t count if it’s pretend?
★★★★★
HERE’S WHAT EARLY READERS HAD TO SAY ABOUT BEST FRIENDS DON’T KISS:
“If you are looking for a book that will make you laugh so hard, your stomach will hurt, then this is the book! I don't know how the goddesses known as Max Monroe do it, but Luke has outswooned their swooniest guy to date.Meryl Markowitz, Goodreads Reviewer ★★★★★
“Luke London made all of my Christmas dreams come true./b>” — Tracy Slone, Goodreads Reviewer ★★★★★
“A funny & sweet holiday romance. A sugary sweet best-friends-to-lovers romance. Everyone needs a Luke in their life because that man was utter perfection. SWOON!” — Kerri Loves Books, Goodreads Reviewer ★★★★★
“This is my absolute FAVORITE book from this witty writing duo. It checks all the boxes for me. My goodness. Let's just all agree now that Luke is by far one of the greatest book boyfriends, okay? And he's mine. I licked him! I cannot stress enough how AMAZING this book is! I've been in such a book slump lately—to the point that the books I've been really excited about haven't grabbed my attention, but I am officially cured! I finished this book in less than two hours, and I had the biggest smile on my face the entire time!! This is seriously the best holiday romance I've ever read! Do yourselves a favor and immerse yourselves in the magical love Ava and Luke share!! You won't regret it!!” — Jennifer, Goodreads Reviewer ★★★★★
“Once a-fluffing-gain, this author duo have me swooning as I wipe tears of hysterical laughter from my eyes. The friends to lovers story of Ava and Luke was epic and throw in fake dating, Christmas shenanigans, cameos from some hilarious billionaires and airplane hijinks, and what you have is one of my favourite rom-coms not only of this year but of all time.” — Claire, Goodreads Reviewer ★★★★★
★★★★★
Happy Reading, everyone!
XOXO,
Max Monroe
A FIVE-ALARM FIRE
WARNING: You’ve never read a meet cute like this one… (keep reading to see what we mean…)
HOT STUFF is LIVE NOW + FREE IN KINDLE UNLIMITED!
★Amazon Worldwide: mybook.to/HotStuffEbook
HOT STUFF EXCERPT
(Copyright @MaxMonroe 2021)
Suddenly, the door to Garrett’s room cracks open, and he peeks his head out, damn near startling me into another dimension.
Noticing my hysterical jump and defensive pose, he quiets his voice to a whisper. “Sorry to, um, startle you. I just… I’m ready.”
“Of course. Yeah.” I nod feverishly, follow him into the room, and take a few discreet, calming breaths to slow down the rate at which my heart is sprinting inside my chest. Honestly, for a woman who did gymnastics in her childhood, you’d think my cardiovascular system would be able to tolerate adrenaline a little better than this. A minor startle from a hot fireman and I’m panting like a dog in heat.
His gown covers everything, but it’s strangely anticipatory and it feels like I’m seeing more of him than I should. It’s weird and odd and completely irrational. So, I shut my eyes for a brief moment and force myself into doctor mode.
“Just take a seat on the exam table, please,” I instruct him with a gesture of my hand.
He does without question.
Then I start my assessment.
First, his vital signs. Blood pressure, heart rate, respiratory rate, and temperature.
All good. All within normal limits.
Next, with my stethoscope, I listen to his heart and lungs and abdomen.
Also, good. Steady, strong, clear.
“Am I going to live to see another day, Dr. Lauren?” he asks once I finish a quick reflex check, smirking up at me from his spot on the exam table, and I can’t not return his expression with a grin.
“Yes, it appears that you will,” I answer and make a few notes in his chart. “Now, if you don’t mind, please stand up in front of the exam table so I can…uh…check…your…uh…te$ticles.”
Okay, Lauren. Be cool. Be. Cool. It’s just another day at the office, and Garrett is just another set of anatomy...
★★★★★
We know that excerpt was the BIGGEST TEASE. The equivalent of “just the tip”. LOL.
But GOOD NEWS! You can keep reading HOT STUFF today!
✔️HOT HOT HOT SINGLE DAD/FIREFIGHTER
👄SEXY SECRET ROMANCE
✔️HILARIOUS ROM COM STANDALONE
✔️SO MANY LAUGHS
✔️SO MUCH SWOON
ONE-CLICK: mybook.to/HotStuffEbook
(Available in Kindle Unlimited, Ebook, and paperback!)
★★★★★
HERE’S WHAT EARLY READERS HAD TO SAY ABOUT HOT STUFF:
“This is hands down the cutest, funniest, swooniest (I think I just made a new word) book these ladies have ever written. I had a smile on my face the entire time and I genuinely could not stop laughing!” — Jenifer Briggs, Goodreads Reviewer ★★★★★
“They had me laughing at the dedication and kept me laughing til the end. Max Monroe takes Rom-Com to a totally different level.” — Sandi Chraponski, Goodreads Reviewer ★★★★★
“Max Monroe have again managed to make me laugh, cry and spit out food!” — Kylie Anne, Goodreads Reviewer ★★★★★
★★★★★
Happy Reading, everyone!
XOXO,
Max Monroe
HOT STUFF is LIVE NOW + FREE IN KINDLE UNLIMITED!
★Amazon Worldwide: mybook.to/HotStuffEbook
HOT STUFF EXCERPT
(Copyright @MaxMonroe 2021)
Suddenly, the door to Garrett’s room cracks open, and he peeks his head out, damn near startling me into another dimension.
Noticing my hysterical jump and defensive pose, he quiets his voice to a whisper. “Sorry to, um, startle you. I just… I’m ready.”
“Of course. Yeah.” I nod feverishly, follow him into the room, and take a few discreet, calming breaths to slow down the rate at which my heart is sprinting inside my chest. Honestly, for a woman who did gymnastics in her childhood, you’d think my cardiovascular system would be able to tolerate adrenaline a little better than this. A minor startle from a hot fireman and I’m panting like a dog in heat.
His gown covers everything, but it’s strangely anticipatory and it feels like I’m seeing more of him than I should. It’s weird and odd and completely irrational. So, I shut my eyes for a brief moment and force myself into doctor mode.
“Just take a seat on the exam table, please,” I instruct him with a gesture of my hand.
He does without question.
Then I start my assessment.
First, his vital signs. Blood pressure, heart rate, respiratory rate, and temperature.
All good. All within normal limits.
Next, with my stethoscope, I listen to his heart and lungs and abdomen.
Also, good. Steady, strong, clear.
“Am I going to live to see another day, Dr. Lauren?” he asks once I finish a quick reflex check, smirking up at me from his spot on the exam table, and I can’t not return his expression with a grin.
“Yes, it appears that you will,” I answer and make a few notes in his chart. “Now, if you don’t mind, please stand up in front of the exam table so I can…uh…check…your…uh…te$ticles.”
Okay, Lauren. Be cool. Be. Cool. It’s just another day at the office, and Garrett is just another set of anatomy...
★★★★★
We know that excerpt was the BIGGEST TEASE. The equivalent of “just the tip”. LOL.
But GOOD NEWS! You can keep reading HOT STUFF today!
✔️HOT HOT HOT SINGLE DAD/FIREFIGHTER
👄SEXY SECRET ROMANCE
✔️HILARIOUS ROM COM STANDALONE
✔️SO MANY LAUGHS
✔️SO MUCH SWOON
ONE-CLICK: mybook.to/HotStuffEbook
(Available in Kindle Unlimited, Ebook, and paperback!)
★★★★★
HERE’S WHAT EARLY READERS HAD TO SAY ABOUT HOT STUFF:
“This is hands down the cutest, funniest, swooniest (I think I just made a new word) book these ladies have ever written. I had a smile on my face the entire time and I genuinely could not stop laughing!” — Jenifer Briggs, Goodreads Reviewer ★★★★★
“They had me laughing at the dedication and kept me laughing til the end. Max Monroe takes Rom-Com to a totally different level.” — Sandi Chraponski, Goodreads Reviewer ★★★★★
“Max Monroe have again managed to make me laugh, cry and spit out food!” — Kylie Anne, Goodreads Reviewer ★★★★★
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Happy Reading, everyone!
XOXO,
Max Monroe
