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THE BILLIONAIRES ARE BACK!

THIS IS IT! The moment we’ve been waiting for!

THE BILLIONAIRE BOSS NEXT DOOR is LIVE!

Call the press! Write the President! Hire a skywriter! (Okay, fine. We’ll settle for you going to Amazon and snagging a copy if the other options feel a little too extreme. ;) )

Laugh out loud funny.
Standalone, romantic comedy.
Enemies to lovers.

Prepare yourself to fall in love with a whole new group of sexy and hilarious billionaires!

FREE in KINDLE UNLIMITED and 99 pennies to buy for a VERY short time! (Going to >>>> $4.99)

PURCHASE HERE:
Amazon: https://amzn.to/2Vy4KOk
Amazon Worldwide: http://mybook.to/TBBND
(Paperback coming soon! And Audio date TBD!)

ADD TO YOUR TBR:
http://bit.ly/2uEva5S



Disclaimer: THE BILLIONAIRE BOSS NEXT DOOR is can’t eat, can’t sleep, world series kind of stuff, and we’re baby-Olsen-twin-level excited. We can’t really explain the formula that connects the two, but be prepared to fire up your old VHS of It Takes Two when you’re done. #sorrynotsorry

★★★★★
BLURB:

My new boss has it all. In spades.

Gorgeous green eyes? Check.
Hard-and-sexy body? Check.
Intelligence? Check.
Success? A big fat billionaire… Check.

Too bad I haven’t started out on the best foot.

My big mouth has already turned him against me, and tempting good looks and success aside, Trent Turner is no peach either. He’s stubborn and thick-headed, and son of a fruitcake, he thinks he knows everything there is to know about the hotel business.

With him running the development of the new Vanderturn New Orleans Hotel and me doing the design, our work relationship is far too intimate for two people who absolutely despise one another.

But that’s not all.

See, he isn’t just my billionaire boss from hell. He’s my new neighbor, too.

Same city.
Same building.
Same floor.

Trent Turner is my billionaire boss next door.

Holy moly, let’s hope my career—and hormones—can survive.

★★★★★

HERE’S WHAT EARLY READERS HAD TO SAY ABOUT THE BILLIONAIRE BOSS NEXT DOOR:

“Max Monroe has done it again by giving us yet another billionaire to fall in love with...If you are looking for a laugh out loud hilarious read The Billionaire Boss Next Door is a must read.” --Jackie, MI Bookshelf

“Sassy heroine: Check
Sexy as hell Hero: Check
Sexual tension: Check
Laughing my a$$ off: Check
Off the charts chemistry: Check, check, check” --NessReads

“My God, the sass, the sarcasm and the banter, I couldn't get enough.” --Tongan Book Lover

“Max Monroe have done it again. I cannot express in words just how amazing this writing duo is. This book is one of my all time favourites.” --Erin, MI Bookshelf

“Whether you’re new to Max Monroe or you’ve read every single book they have released this is one story that you DO NOT WANT TO MISS! This will have you laughing the entire way through (seriously the warning they provide is legit).” --The Little Bookworm

“What a fabulously hilarious romance! I was smiling the whole time I read this book and I had a hard time putting it down.” --Heather, GoodReads Reviewer

“These two authors really know how to make you laugh and fall in love with the whole story. I can't wait for more.” --Cat’s Guilty Pleasure

“This was my first Max Monroe book, but it definitely won’t be my last!!” --Messy Bun Book Blog

“A fantastically funny and heartfelt read that will leave you swooning and ready for the next billionaire! No one does sassy and snarky like this dynamic author duo!” --Keri Loves Books

“The Billionaire Boss Next Door might not just roll off your tongue but it will have you choking on your tongue. AND...biting your lip, holding in cackles, and definitely snorting at inopportune times.” --Sweet Spot Sisterhood

“I adored it! Hurry to your nearest amazon for your own Trent - this one is MINE!!! (Quince, Cap & Thatch are mine too obviously!)” --BJ’s Book Blog

★★★★★



Happy Reading, everyone!

XOXO,
Max Monroe
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MY BROTHER'S BILLIONAIRE BEST FRIEND IS LIVE!

IT’S HERE! IT’S HERE! IT’S FINALLY HERE!
And LIVE a day early! YAY!

MY BROTHER’S BILLIONAIRE BEST FRIEND is LIVE!

Call off work! Send your kids to grandma’s house! Tell your husband you will be MIA for a whole day! Forget about responsibilities and prepare to be reading and laughing your you know what off all day!

Trust us, this is the perfect summer read!

MY BROTHER’S BILLIONAIRE BEST FRIEND
Laugh out loud, hilarious kind of funny? Check.
Standalone, romantic comedy? Check.
Swoony, sexy billionaire? Check.
Brother’s best friend to lovers? Check. Check. Check!

FREE in KINDLE UNLIMITED and 99 pennies to buy for a VERY short time! (Going to >>>> $4.99)

PURCHASE HERE:
Amazon: http://bit.ly/MyBrothersBBF
Amazon Worldwide link: mybook.to/MyBrothersBestFriend

(Paperback coming soon! And Audio date TBD!)

ADD TO YOUR TBR: http://bit.ly/317HY3w



Disclaimer: My Brother’s Billionaire Best Friend WILL get you hooked on *drugs.
Keeping the hilarious and addictive nature of this book in mind, we suggest only reading if you are prepared for the possible **side effects.

We do not take any of these side effects lightly, and because of that, after the release of My Brother’s Billionaire Best Friend, we will be accepting all new addicts to join our reader group, Camp Love Yourself, where support in the form of funny memes and GIFs will be provided.

*Comedic Crack, a lesser known, street legal non-narcotic that makes you laugh uncontrollably.

**Side effects include but are not limited to: Laughter, more laughter, so much laughter that you may find it hard to breathe at times, swoony-eyes and overly dilated pupils (which may last for 48-72 hours after you finish the book), obsessive need to check text messages and make sure you didn’t accidentally request for your deflowering, and possibly, actually sending out a text message requesting your deflowering, consideration of vaginal rejuvenation surgery for the purpose of experiencing this storyline for yourself, feverish searching for the next book in the collection, and a blue light induced headache from staring at your phone, kindle, tablet etc. all night.

Basically, all we’re trying to say, is please, read with caution.

★★★★★
BLURB:

Mabel “Maybe” Willis died a virgin at the very young age of twenty-four.
She leaves behind her parents, Betty and Bruce, her brother, Evan, a laptop filled with one too many Jason Momoa memes, and a Kindle library with more books than one human being could ever finish in a lifetime.
Cause of death: a text message.

Okay. So, I didn’t die.
But I may as well have.

One minute, I’m a woman trying to find her way in the world, and the next, I’m the sender of six of the most embarrassing text messages that have ever been sent in the history of time—or the cell phone. Whatever.

We’re talking code red, send a flipping mayday, the apocalypse is coming kind of texts.

And I didn’t just send them to some random person I’ll never see again.
No. That would be too easy.

I sent them to Milo Ives.

The man who played a starring role in all of my teenage fantasies—and my brother’s lifelong best friend.
And, boy oh boy, has he grown up.
He’s hard-bodied, blue-eyed, jawline-of-stone handsome, crazy successful, and has more money in his bank account than my brain can fathom.

Deflower me, please? I said.
Yeah. Send help.
★★★★★

HERE’S WHAT EARLY READERS HAD TO SAY ABOUT THE BILLIONAIRE BOSS NEXT DOOR:

“Maybe and Milo are EVERYTHING! Sexy. Fun. Flirty. Hilariously entertaining.”
-Vanessa at Ness Reads.

“Max and Monroe at their best! You cannot not fall in love with Maybe and Milo.”
-Brie, Amazon Reviewer

“Omg I absofreakinglutely fell in love with Maybe and Milo. They were everything Max and Monroe are known for. I loved the story of this couple. Their chemistry was addictive. I have a book hangover.”
-The Readerholic

★★★★★



Happy Reading, everyone!

XOXO,
Max Monroe
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IT'S CAP-PENING!

We have some BIG NEWS!
THE BILLIONAIRE BOOK CLUB IS LIVE NOW! YAYAYA!

This is a standalone romantic comedy, and it is a bookworm’s DREAM!

Hilarious.
Sexy.
The Ultimate Player meets his match romance.
AND the best book club ever.

THE BILLIONAIRE BOOK CLUB is LIVE now!!! Special RELEASE DAY ONLY price of $0.99 (going to >>> $4.99) and FREE in KU!

Worldwide Amazon Link: mybook.to/TheBillionaireBookClub
Paperback Link: mybook.to/TBBC_Paperback



But you should know something before you get started.
Now, if you’ve read The Billionaire Boss Next Door and My Brother’s Billionaire Best Friend, you might have an idea of what you’re getting yourself into—Caplin Hawkins is coming for ya. ;)

What you might not know is that when it comes to Cap’s book, there are rules.
Kind of like fight club, but without the…well…fighting. And Brad Pitt. And sweat.
Anyway, pay attention to the following:

Rule #1: We say this every time, but after several reported incidents last release, it bears repeating. Do not eat or drink or operate heavy machinery while reading this book. You will get chlamydia and die. Oh, wait. That’s Mean Girls. The results of breaking this rule will be different.

Rule #2: Do not read this book in public if you don’t like getting looked at funny.

Rule #3: Secure an entire day with nothing to do because you’re going to need it. Cap is like Pringles— once you pop (open his book), you won’t be able to stop.

Rule #4: After reading, be prepared to think about this book and laugh out loud for no apparent reason. Don’t worry, you’re not going crazy. It’s otherwise known as the Cap Effect. It’s all very scientific.

Rule #5: Swoony eyes and incessant laughter will occur, but it’s only temporary. (Or, at least, it should only be temporary. Studies are still being conducted.)

If you think you can follow the rules and handle being a member of a fight club, then by all means, click this ish and become the newest member of the coolest Book Club ever.

★ BLURB★
The Billionaire Book Club Questionnaire

#1: Who is your least favorite character in the book?
Me—Caplin Hawkins. I am an absolute idiot.

#2: Who is your favorite character?
Gorgeous, addictive, insanely challenging Ruby.
She’s smart, driven, self-confident, and so beautiful, she makes my chest ache.

#3 What is your biggest takeaway from the story?
Ruby Rockford and I are meant to be.
I just have to prove it to her.

For the entirety of my adult life, I’ve been content.
Content in my single lifestyle, content in my stressful-but-extremely-successful job as the main corporate counsel for almost every Fortune 500 company in North America, and content in my playful, spontaneous ways.

I had no idea it was possible for someone to change my mind.

The endless women and work are no longer enough, and just as Ruby Rockford told me—it’s about time I grow up.

It’s going to take a strategic attack from more than a couple brilliant minds to win her affection, but luckily, I know exactly where to find the right guys for the job…
The Billionaire Book Club.

It’s safe to say that I, Caplin Hawkins, the man most women would call The Ultimate Player, have finally met my match, and man oh man, has my end game changed.

I’m coming for you, Ruby.
And soon, you’ll be coming for me, too.

★★★★★

HERE’S WHAT EARLY READERS HAD TO SAY ABOUT THE BILLIONAIRE BOSS NEXT DOOR:

"Hands Down the BEST rom-com of 2019! I have never laughed-out-loud more while reading.
This is a TO NOT BE MISSED Read!" - Keri Loves Books

"To Mr. Caplin Hawkins, Esquire:
Well, you did it. You did the thing that I didn't want. I fell in love with you. Darn those authors Max Monroe." - Amy, Professor Romance

★★★★★



Happy Reading, everyone!

XOXO,
Max Monroe
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Premature Release. The Good Kind.

IT’S HERE! IT’S HERE! IT’S FINALLY HERE!

THE BILLIONAIRE’S FORBIDDEN LITTLE SISTER is LIVE! AND A WHOLE DAY EARLY, TOO!!

WOOHOOO!

Trust us, this is the book you NEED in your life right now! Hot and hilarious, it is ALL THE ROM COM THINGS!

Currently FREE in KINDLE UNLIMITED and 99 pennies to buy for a VERY short time! (Going to >>>> $4.99)

ONE-CLICK HERE: mybook.to/TBFLS
(Paperback coming soon! And Audio date TBD!)

ADD TO YOUR TBR: http://bit.ly/317HY3w



Things this book is:
+Romantic Comedy
+Standalone
+Billionaire Romance
+Sexy as $&?!
+Laugh out loud hilarious
+My Best Friend’s Little Sister Romance

Things this book is not:
-Boring
-Sad
-Unfunny
-About a Billionaire banging HIS OWN sister*

*Disclaimer: The Billionaire’s Forbidden Little Sister is NOT a taboo romance. No one is getting with THEIR OWN sister. However, if you would like for this book to be a taboo romance about someone getting with their actual sister, then you can still read this, you’ll just have to switch around some names. Every time you see Cap, insert Theo, and vice versa. We can’t guarantee it won’t be confusing as hell at times but who knows? Maybe it’ll give you the taboo thrill you were looking for.

★★★★★
BLURB:

Theo Cruz, a New York man known for his family’s billion-dollar empire, Cruz Enterprises, has been indicted this afternoon in the Court of Public Opinion on charges of Bro-Code Conspiracy.

Chief counsel for the prosecution, Caplin Hawkins, spoke candidly about the accusation.

“Once thought of as a best friend to many—including myself—Theo Cruz has officially turned his back on human decency. He’s conniving and dishonest, and a habitual offender of Bro-Code Law 676. He’ll rue the day he forgot that you never—under any circumstances—get involved with your best friend’s little sister.”


Fact: I haven’t actually been arrested or indicted.
More important fact: I inadvertently messed up—big-time.

Two strangers in a foreign country, we said hello.
Hello turned into a kiss.
A kiss turned into a rendezvous.
And a rendezvous turned into more than I’d ever imagined.

But her unruly golden curls and beautiful body hid an important detail—She’s my mouthiest billionaire best friend’s forbidden little sister.

Fact: I knew not of my crimes.
More important fact: I know now, but even though I know I’m playing with fire, there’s no way I’m stopping. I can’t leave her alone.

Question: What do you do when you fall for your best friend’s little sister?
More important question: How long can you keep it a secret before it all goes up in flames?
★★★★★

HERE’S WHAT EARLY READERS HAD TO SAY ABOUT THE BILLIONAIRE’S FORBIDDEN LITTLE SISTER:

“One the funniest books of the year! This sinfully sweet, hilarious Rom-Com is nothing but a good time.” -Amazon Reviewer

“Another fan fluffing tastic book by Max Monroe. I absolutely loved Lena and Theo. The chemistry between these two was crazy hot! Another hilarious rom com!” -Goodreads Reviewer


★★★★★



Happy Reading, everyone!

XOXO,
Max Monroe
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THIS IS THE BEST WEDNESDAY EVERRRRRR!

TAMING HOLLYWOOD’S BADDEST BOY is LIVE! AND A WHOLE DAY EARLY, TOO!!
Call your mom! Text your grandma! Email all your friends! And get ready to dive into your next favorite addiction!

No, seriously. This sexy, laugh-out-loud, enemies-to-lovers rom com is ADDICTING. It’s like Pringles, once you pop open that first page, you won’t be able to stop.

And, trust us, this is the book you NEED in your life right now! Hot and hilarious, it is ALL THE ROM COM THINGS!

Currently FREE in KINDLE UNLIMITED and 99 pennies to buy for a VERY short time! (Going to >>>> $4.99)

PURCHASE HERE:
ONE-CLICK HERE: mybook.to/THBB
(Paperback coming soon! And Audio date TBD!)
ADD TO YOUR TBR: Taming Hollywood's Baddest Boy



Calorie free. Gluten free. Zero Carbs. 100% All Natural. TAMING HOLLYWOOD’S BADDEST BOY is very few points on the new WW (the old Weight Watchers) system. Like, even **Oprah says she'd consume this book daily without any regrets.

Basically, this book is good for you!

**Dream Oprah. Real Oprah is busy with her Vision tour.

★★★★★
BLURB:
Do people say they hate someone’s guts so that they can still fall stupidly, head-over-heels in love with the other parts?
Asking for a friend.

Okay, fine. I’m not asking for a friend.

I’m asking for me—and I’m begging you to tell me that the practice of falling in love with your should-be-enemy is common.

Please tell me that I’m not the only person to track down a guy—who used to be Hollywood’s baddest bad boy before he left LA for good—at his off-the-grid cabin in Alaska, show up unannounced, and find him gloriously naked.

This probably happens all the time…right?

Tell me I’m not alone in my stupidity—that I’m not the only woman who would fall for gorgeous blue eyes and a sexy devilish smirk, even if they belong to a broody, mysterious jerk.

Please. Please. Please. Tell me I’m not alone in this.

For the love of everything, I need all the supportive girl power I can get if I’m going to convince Luca Weaver to come back to Hollywood—otherwise known as the place he hates so much that he ghosted Oscar-level success and escaped to no-man’s-land for the last eight years just to avoid it.

Yeah, don’t worry—that smoke you’re smelling isn’t your house catching fire as you read this…it’s just my career and what was previously known as my heart going up in flames.

Gah. Is it just me, or am I totally, completely, and utterly screwed?
★★★★★

HERE’S WHAT EARLY READERS HAD TO SAY ABOUT TAMING HOLLYWOOD’S BADDEST BOY:

“How are none of Max Monroe's books streaming their behinds off on Netflix yet??? The world is a weird and sad place!! Hurry to your nearest amazon for your own Luca - he'll be sold out in no time!!!” — BJ’s Book Blog ★★★★★

“Taming Hollywood’s Baddest Boy put the biggest smile on my face. Between Billie’s quirkiness and sassiness and Luca with his huge heart and broody nature, this book hit all the high points. This was such a feel good rom-com. I can’t wait for more from this dynamic duo.” — Vanessa (Ness Reads) ★★★★★

“Max and Monroe just keep writing characters (particularly male ones) for me to fall in love with. Luca is the perfect hero to both love and hate at first sight. However, it proves very difficult to keep disliking him after only a few short pages.” — Kristina, Goodreads Reviewer ★★★★★

“Max Monroe consistently deliver funny, romantic, out of this world characters full of heart, sass, stubbornness and grump. Absolute perfection.” — Tina, Goodreads Reviewer ★★★★★

“Ahhh Max Monroe you've done it again. I absolutely freaking loved this book. I am hereby officially claiming Luca Weaver as mine.. not even sorry about it.” — Halle Reads, Goodreads Reviewer ★★★★★

“I never thought another Hero would be in the running with Kline Brooks, but for goodness sakes Max Monroe had to go and have me fall head over heels for Hollywood's Baddest Boy himself; Luca Weaver.” — Ashley Gayhart-Hampton, Goodreads Reviewer ★★★★★

“I read this book in one sitting. Yes, it is that good!” — Paulette, Goodreads Reviewer ★★★★★

“Wow! This book should be made into a movie. Max Monroe does it again with a truly fantastic story.” — Susan, Goodreads Reviewer ★★★★★

“I crown Max Monroe the Queens of rom-com.” — Debbie Clark, Goodreads Reviewer ★★★★★

“Every time I read something by Max Monroe it’s guaranteed 100% to be one of the best reads of my year and Taming Hollywood’s Baddest Boy did not disappoint. 5 stars all the way!” — Gina, Goodreads Reviewer ★★★★★

★★★★★



Happy Reading, everyone!

XOXO,
Max Monroe
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GET READY TO LAUGH YOUR BOOTY OFF!

WINNING HOLLYWOOD’S GOODEST GIRL is FINALLY LIVE and FREE IN KINDLE UNLIMITED! This is a seriously hilarious, one-night-stand turned surprise pregnancy standalone romantic comedy! Gah. You are going to pee your pants with laughter!

ONE-CLICK HERE: mybook.to/HollywoodsGoodestGirl
(Paperback coming soon! And Audio date TBD!)



And, even better news! This book comes with some SERIOUSLY big perks. No really, it does. And not, like, awards and commendations and the such...we’re talking TANGIBLE, real life, this-sounds-good pluses meant for the everyday reader.

1. You do not need to wear a bra, or pants for that matter. The dress code while reading this laugh-out-loud romantic comedy is 100% braless and lawless. Read naked if you want. We won’t judge.

2. Reading this book does not require gloves or a mask or hand sanitizer. Personal hygiene isn’t even a factor prior to reading. Truthfully, if you haven’t showered in 4 days, it doesn’t matter.

3. You do not need a teaching degree to read this book. Once finished, you will not be required to take any sort of quiz and you most certainly will not obtain more homework to help your child with. If anything, this book will make your child’s homework disappear. Well, sort of. Like, once you’re finished reading, the homework will still be there, but at least you won’t have to think about it for a few hours, right?

4. This book will not involve you in any sort of fight over toilet paper in aisle 4. Though we wouldn’t recommend it, if desperate, the paperback of this book could actually be used as toilet paper.

Trust us, this is the book you NEED in your life right now! Hot and hilarious, it is ALL THE ROM COM THINGS!

Currently FREE in KINDLE UNLIMITED!
mybook.to/HollywoodsGoodestGirl

★★★★★
BLURB:
Raquel and Harrison sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
First comes love.
Then comes marriage.
Then comes a baby in the baby carriage.


That’s how her brother used to sing it when we were kids—a simple ploy to get under my skin and make me stick my fist in his face—but man oh man, did he get the order wrong.

One night of “kissing” in New York catapulted us straight to the pregnancy portion of the song—surprise!—and now I have to figure out how to carry out the whole melody in reverse.

A baby on the way first.
Then love and marriage?
It’s complicated on its best day.

But our situation is far more problematic than just a simple twist of nursery rhyme lyrics. Before our night together, Raquel Weaver was the best-known good girl in Hollywood—a twenty-nine-year-old sexpot virgin whom the world adored and watched like a hawk.

Obviously, the consequences of that kind of reputation don’t just go away. Add in pregnancy hormones, the media, a fake fiancé, and a selfish manager, and you have the short list of my problems.

As a thirty-four-year-old, successful CFO of a multibillion-dollar media conglomerate, I thought I would be able to handle anything show business could throw my way, but I’m starting to think I might be in over my head.

Good thing I’m all in.
Winning Hollywood’s goodest girl is going to take everything I’ve got.
★★★★★

HERE’S WHAT EARLY READERS HAD TO SAY ABOUT WINNING HOLLYWOOD’S GOODEST GIRL:

“This book was absolutely perfect. I loved it and was actually devastated to get to the the epilogue of this book. I wasn't ready to end and I'm still not, but the best things must come to an end and this was one of the best books I've read. ” — Payton Box, Goodreads Reviewer★★★★★

“Winning Hollywood's Goodest Girl (WHGG) had me swooning and smiling all the way through! I had not read the incredible duo of Max Monroe before and I'm kicking myself for not before now. I'm so hit or miss on romcom nowadays and they just killed it! ” — Sarah Davis, Goodreads Reviewer★★★★★

★★★★★



Happy Reading, everyone!

XOXO,
Max Monroe
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SURPRISE! THE PLAYER CAME EARLY!

SURPRISE! WE WERE TOO EXCITED TO WAIT UNTIL AUGUST, SO WE’VE RELEASED HATE THE PLAYER EARLY! By, like, 3 weeks!

That’s right, you guys! HATE THE PLAYER is LIVE NOW + FREE in KINDLE UNLIMITED!!!!

If this book was any more perfect for a hot summer read, we’d literally have to send sunscreen with each book!

SO, WHAT IS HATE THE PLAYER ALL ABOUT?
Is it insanely hilarious and so funny you’ll probably pee your pants? Yes.
Is it a standalone, romantic comedy? You betcha.
Does it contain a sexy, hot as hell player that will charm you right out of your panties? YAS, GIRL!
What about an enemies-to-lovers romance that’s filled with crazy hot sexual tension and hilariously witty banter? YESSSSSSSSSS!

ONE-CLICK HERE (FREE in KU!):
★Amazon Worldwide: mybook.to/HateThePlayer
★ADD TO YOUR TBR: https://bit.ly/2ZLb2y4
(Paperback coming soon! And audio currently in production, date TBA soon!)



Readers can’t read the first ten pages of HATE THE PLAYER without cracking a smile and laughing. Consider this a Max Monroe smile and laughter guarantee.

Disclaimer: The Max Monroe smile and laughter guarantee applies to normally happy and pleasant individuals. Those that have a tendency to be grouchy and do not smile at things such as puppies or kittens or rainbows—well, even a Max Monroe Rom Com can’t help you.


★★★★★
BLURB:
“Roses are red, violets are blue, stay away from Andrew Watson’s *ahem* because no other women ever do.”

That’s quite the way to start a conversation at a casual lunch, huh? Grilled chicken, French fries, and pelvic-fatigue, oh my!

And that’s not even the worst of it.

My friend Raquel didn’t pull any punches when she warned me about my brand-new costar and his notoriously player-esque ways. Apparently, my most important mission on my first role in a feature film is to stay immune to his charms.

Are you kidding me? Production costs on this movie are in the hundreds of thousands a day, and staying away from a panty-whispering, vajayjay-charmer is supposed to be at the top of my list? Pfft. Puh-lease.

It doesn’t matter that he’s annoyingly attractive, uber rich, crazy famous, and lusted after by ninety percent of the female population; Andrew Watson is trouble with a capital T—especially for a woman like me.

As a preventative measure, I’ve decided to go ahead and hate him.

Don’t worry, you guys, I’m completely in control. There’s absolutely no way I’m going to do something stupid like fall in love with him.

I can hate the player but still secretly love his addictive game.

I’m sure of it.
★★★★★

HERE’S WHAT EARLY READERS HAD TO SAY ABOUT HATE THE PLAYER:

"Max Monroe completely captivated me. They had me completely spellbound, to where as now I know, I'm gonna be dealing with the worst book hangover of 2020. With that comes, Hate The Player being the BEST Rom-Com of 2020. Andrew and Birdie being characters of the year." --Ashley Gayhart-Hampton, Goodreads Reviewer ★★★★★

"How are none of Max Monroe's books streaming their behinds off on Netflix yet??? The world is a weird and sad place!!" -- BJ's Book Blog ★★★★★

"This book superseded my expectations!...It was just that good of a book where I had to read it twice already and tomorrow I plan on my third time...!" -- B, Goodreads Reviewer ★★★★★

★★★★★



Happy Reading, everyone!

XOXO,
Max Monroe
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Single Dad Romeo is HERE!

THE DAY HAS FINALLY ARRIVED, AND OUR FIRST SINGLE DAD EVER HAS BEEN BORN!

That’s right, you guys! SINGLE DAD SEEKS JULIET is LIVE NOW + FREE in KINDLE UNLIMITED!!!!

If this book was any more perfect for balming the wound that is 2020, we’d literally have to start sending it out in sanitized, care package form!

SO, WHAT IS SINGLE DAD SEEKS JULIET ALL ABOUT?
Here are the deets:
✔️Gigglesnort producing
✔️Romantic Comedy standalone
✔️Endearingly awkward heroine
✔️CUTE CUTE meet cute
✔️Insane Chemistry
✔️Delicious slow burn
✔️HOTTEST, SWOONIEST SINGLE DAD EVER

ONE-CLICK HERE (FREE in KU!):
★Amazon Worldwide: mybook.to/SingleDadSJ
★ADD TO GOODREADS TBR: https://bit.ly/3jZ3SPg
(Paperback coming soon! And audio currently in production, date TBA soon!)



Readers can’t stop smiling. In fact, it’s like a SMILE PANDEMIC! Consider this a Max Monroe smile and laughter guarantee.

Disclaimer: The Max Monroe smile and laughter guarantee applies to normally happy and pleasant individuals. Those that have a tendency to be grouchy and do not smile at things such as puppies or kittens or rainbows—well, even a Max Monroe Rom Com can’t help you.

★★★★★
BLURB:
Dear Internet: Am I a horrible person for wanting to sabotage my work assignment—completely wreck a dating contest—because I hate the idea of love?

I know it sounds bad, but just hear me out, okay?

I (33F) work at a local paper, and two months ago, my editor assigned me a huge project—run the upcoming, highly anticipated Bachelor Anonymous contest.

In essence, I’m supposed to help a reader-nominated bachelor find his special someone, and while I should be excited to handle something of this magnitude solo, I can’t help but get queasy over how gross it feels.

Like, how cheesy could this thing get?

Not to mention, I’m the last person who should be involved in this—my dating and relationship history is a cluster. Generally, the person in charge of these things shouldn’t fantasize about lighting the whole three-ring dating circus on fire.

Anyway, men from all over Southern California, vying for the coveted bachelor role, submitted their personal ads to my paper. The readers voted, and Single Dad Seeks Juliet won by a landslide.

Enter Mr. Bachelor Anonymous (40M), the single dad Romeo seeking his Juliet.

Blah, blah, blah, right? Wrong.

You guys—and I cannot stress this enough—this guy is the ultimate man in a six-foot-three, chiseled-muscle, freaking Adonis package with aquamarine eyes that would haunt the dreams of an insomniac.

He’s a former Navy SEAL, successful business owner, motocross-riding, charming, supportive, funny-as-heck single dad, and the more time I spend with him, the more I want to bring this contest thing crumbling to the ground for an entirely different reason.

Real talk: I think I’m falling for him.

Me, the woman who despises love, might be falling for the completely off-limits Bachelor who I’m ironically assigned to help find love, while five other women think they’re the only contestants competing for his heart.

So, Internet. Am I scum? Or is all fair in love and war?

★★★★★

HERE’S WHAT EARLY READERS HAD TO SAY ABOUT SINGLE DAD SEEKS JULIET:

“I have the biggest freaking smile on my face. It feels as if my cheeks are permanently in the huge smile position...I LOVED THIS BOOK!” — Vanessa (nessreads), Goodreads Reviewer ★★★★★

“I FREAKING LOVE THIS BOOK!! I literally cannot stop grinning.” — Em - Book Obsessed Emmy, Goodreads Reviewer ★★★★★

“Happiness. This is happiness in book form.” — Katie, Goodreads Reviewer ★★★★★

★★★★★



Happy Reading, everyone!

XOXO,
Max Monroe
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BEST FRIENDS DON'T KISS...or do they? ;) ;)

ARE YOU READY TO LAUGH YOUR BOOTY OFF?

BEST FRIENDS DON’T KISS is LIVE NOW + FREE in KINDLE UNLIMITED!!!!

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(Audio currently in production, date TBA soon!)



WHAT IS BEST FRIEND’S KISS ABOUT?
Do you know the movies When Harry Met Sally and The Wedding Date with Debra Messing and Dermot Mulroney? What about The Holiday with Cameron Diaz and Jude Law? Well, this book is all three of those movies combined meets Max Monroe PLUS some hilarious flair from our favorite Billionaires!

Yes. Yes. YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE IT.

✔️HILARIOUS feel-good, holiday-themed romantic comedy standalone
👄THE CUTEST, most adorable, (and sexiest) best-friends-turned-lovers (You are going to love Luke and Ava SOOOO MUCH!)
✔️OG BILLIONAIRE CAMEOS #ThatchisBack
✔️SO MANY LAUGHS
✔️SO MUCH SWOON


★★★★★
BLURB:
Goal: Find a boyfriend, get married, buy a house in the suburbs with a white picket fence, and pop out 2.5 kids.

Deadline: Sixty days.

That’s possible, right?

HAHAHA. *Faints*

I’m kidding. Well, kind of. I mean, I’m not going to attempt a shotgun wedding or try to get knocked up by some guy I met on the internet, but there is no doubt that, this year, home for the holidays takes on a whole new, terrifying meaning.

I have to travel from New York City—my home and safe haven for the last fifteen years—to my tiny hometown in Vermont for Christmas, my baby sister’s wedding, and my high school reunion.

Talk about a trifecta of single-doom.

Throw in Callie Camden—aka my high school class’s version of Regina George—and it’s a recipe for certified disaster.

Especially since my mouth ran away from me when she asked me if I’d be bringing someone to our reunion, and I told her to put me down for two.
Gah. Now I can’t go alone.

But the online dating world is a cesspool of bad manners, speedy hookups, and outright weirdos.

Handsome, single, successful—that’s what I’m looking for.
And it just so happens that my best friend Luke London fits all of the criteria.

The only problem is best friends don’t kiss

But maybe it doesn’t count if it’s pretend?
★★★★★

HERE’S WHAT EARLY READERS HAD TO SAY ABOUT BEST FRIENDS DON’T KISS:

“If you are looking for a book that will make you laugh so hard, your stomach will hurt, then this is the book! I don't know how the goddesses known as Max Monroe do it, but Luke has outswooned their swooniest guy to date.Meryl Markowitz, Goodreads Reviewer ★★★★★

Luke London made all of my Christmas dreams come true./b>” — Tracy Slone, Goodreads Reviewer ★★★★★

“A funny & sweet holiday romance. A sugary sweet best-friends-to-lovers romance. Everyone needs a Luke in their life because that man was utter perfection. SWOON!” — Kerri Loves Books, Goodreads Reviewer ★★★★★

This is my absolute FAVORITE book from this witty writing duo. It checks all the boxes for me. My goodness. Let's just all agree now that Luke is by far one of the greatest book boyfriends, okay? And he's mine. I licked him! I cannot stress enough how AMAZING this book is! I've been in such a book slump lately—to the point that the books I've been really excited about haven't grabbed my attention, but I am officially cured! I finished this book in less than two hours, and I had the biggest smile on my face the entire time!! This is seriously the best holiday romance I've ever read! Do yourselves a favor and immerse yourselves in the magical love Ava and Luke share!! You won't regret it!!” — Jennifer, Goodreads Reviewer ★★★★★

Once a-fluffing-gain, this author duo have me swooning as I wipe tears of hysterical laughter from my eyes. The friends to lovers story of Ava and Luke was epic and throw in fake dating, Christmas shenanigans, cameos from some hilarious billionaires and airplane hijinks, and what you have is one of my favourite rom-coms not only of this year but of all time.” — Claire, Goodreads Reviewer ★★★★★

★★★★★


Happy Reading, everyone!

XOXO,
Max Monroe
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A FIVE-ALARM FIRE

WARNING: You’ve never read a meet cute like this one… (keep reading to see what we mean…)

HOT STUFF is LIVE NOW + FREE IN KINDLE UNLIMITED!
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HOT STUFF EXCERPT
(Copyright @MaxMonroe 2021)

Suddenly, the door to Garrett’s room cracks open, and he peeks his head out, damn near startling me into another dimension.

Noticing my hysterical jump and defensive pose, he quiets his voice to a whisper. “Sorry to, um, startle you. I just… I’m ready.”

“Of course. Yeah.” I nod feverishly, follow him into the room, and take a few discreet, calming breaths to slow down the rate at which my heart is sprinting inside my chest. Honestly, for a woman who did gymnastics in her childhood, you’d think my cardiovascular system would be able to tolerate adrenaline a little better than this. A minor startle from a hot fireman and I’m panting like a dog in heat.

His gown covers everything, but it’s strangely anticipatory and it feels like I’m seeing more of him than I should. It’s weird and odd and completely irrational. So, I shut my eyes for a brief moment and force myself into doctor mode.

“Just take a seat on the exam table, please,” I instruct him with a gesture of my hand.

He does without question.

Then I start my assessment.

First, his vital signs. Blood pressure, heart rate, respiratory rate, and temperature.

All good. All within normal limits.

Next, with my stethoscope, I listen to his heart and lungs and abdomen.

Also, good. Steady, strong, clear.

“Am I going to live to see another day, Dr. Lauren?” he asks once I finish a quick reflex check, smirking up at me from his spot on the exam table, and I can’t not return his expression with a grin.

“Yes, it appears that you will,” I answer and make a few notes in his chart. “Now, if you don’t mind, please stand up in front of the exam table so I can…uh…check…your…uh…te$ticles.”

Okay, Lauren. Be cool. Be. Cool. It’s just another day at the office, and Garrett is just another set of anatomy...

★★★★★

We know that excerpt was the BIGGEST TEASE. The equivalent of “just the tip”. LOL.
But GOOD NEWS! You can keep reading HOT STUFF today!



✔️HOT HOT HOT SINGLE DAD/FIREFIGHTER
👄SEXY SECRET ROMANCE
✔️HILARIOUS ROM COM STANDALONE
✔️SO MANY LAUGHS
✔️SO MUCH SWOON

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(Available in Kindle Unlimited, Ebook, and paperback!)

★★★★★

HERE’S WHAT EARLY READERS HAD TO SAY ABOUT HOT STUFF:

“This is hands down the cutest, funniest, swooniest (I think I just made a new word) book these ladies have ever written. I had a smile on my face the entire time and I genuinely could not stop laughing!” — Jenifer Briggs, Goodreads Reviewer ★★★★★

“They had me laughing at the dedication and kept me laughing til the end. Max Monroe takes Rom-Com to a totally different level.” — Sandi Chraponski, Goodreads Reviewer ★★★★★

“Max Monroe have again managed to make me laugh, cry and spit out food!” — Kylie Anne, Goodreads Reviewer ★★★★★

★★★★★



Happy Reading, everyone!

XOXO,
Max Monroe
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