Graham Parke's Blog - Posts Tagged "free"

"It may sound strange, but I’m twenty-seven and I’ve never been on a real date. Not a single one. Ever. I’ve gone out with girls. Had relationships. Had the occasional one-night stand. But, whenever I go out with a girl, circumstances always conspire to make it something less than an official date."



So begins a little spin-off novelette called No Date for Gomez. For a long time it lived very happily, very quietly, inside a bubble of obscurity. Now, however, one brave reviewer has shone a bright light of investigation on it, at Ebook reviews online.

"No Date for Gomez! is the most fun read I’ve had in a long time. Do yourself a favor; turn off the depressing news, skip the latest episode of Lost, and read this instead. It’ll put you in a better mood."

Yes, it’s true. It’s finally over. Most of you will be relieved, after all, only one of you was unlucky enough to win a copy of No Hope for Gomez!, the novel responsible for much confusion, anguish, and mental disalignment.

But, it’s not all good news. Not by a long shot. I write this blog today as a warning. Danger is ever present. A select few of you might think themselves bold rebel dare devils, and go out and buy my novel. I implore you not to. Please. You’ll only be encouraging me to write more, and who wants that on their conscience, really? Just be happy you dodged the bullet this time.

In fact, you should probably stop reading this blog right now. I don’t enjoy telling people what to do, but, really, it would be best. Down below, I’ve put some links. (Yes, my subconscious is an evil moron – it still believes the novel will make you happy!) Only two or three careless clicks will put you in accidental possession of the novel! It’s unlikely. It’s never happened to you before, I’m sure. But why take that chance? Why are you still reading this??

Okay. Fine. You are a rebel. And you are bold. And yes, I see a bit of dare devil in you, too.

Well, let me do this one little thing for you, then. Let me limit the risk. Here now, for 1 day only, is another chance to win a free copy. I’m not selling crack here, I just know that yet again most of you will be saved. I’m sacrificing one of you rebel bold dare devils to save the rest. It’s the least I can do. And I’m all about doing the absolute least I can do.

Don’t click here to read bits of the novel!

Don’t click here to read a far too detailed description of the novel!

And whatever you do, don't click here!!!

Addendum: All give-aways are now closed. The world is just a little bit safer for everyone, except Bunkie68 and Zoila...