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June 20, 2025

1600+ FREE Books to Stuff Your e-Reader!

What are you up to today? Because you should absolutely add browsing Romance Bookworms to your list, so you can stuff your e-Reader with FREE books for the summer, the year, or maybe – eternity? Today ONLY! Don’t miss out!

My contribution to this gigantic giveaway is SoloPlay, the second book in the Come Again series. It’s a sexy, empowering, sex toy romp with hot boss/inappropriate email vibes. When I wrote the story, most of the toys I dreamed up did not exist. Now, I’m delighted to say that some of them DO! For example, this remote-controlled wonder from Bellesa Boutique could be a game changer for date night! What do you say, Bellesa? Think you could come up with a BodyVibe like the one in SoloPlay?!

Head over to Romance Bookworms to grab SoloPlay (Control F or Command F can help you search for it once you click your way to the spicy category) and stuff your e-Reader with FREE books to enjoy all summer, fall, winter, and spring. (Did you know they make vibrators that THRUST?! Think about that for a minute…) You deserve some YOU time!

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Published on June 20, 2025 02:49

May 29, 2025

I Should Be Mowing the Grass

ZOMG! I survived a long winter of snow blowing only to roll into the wettest, swampiest spring in memory! What. The. Hell.

You’d think the sleeping alone and the loss of someone contractually obligated to love, honor, and cherish my silvering, sagging self would be the toughest part about divorce. But NOPE. It’s the blowing and mowing. Or rather – the paralysis that halts my blood and breath when I’m trying to start a machine and it won’t go.

After a new filter, some starter fluid, a tune-up, a house call from the hardware store, and a LOT of cursing, I’m finally almost ok at mowing the lawn.

But last week, I was sitting at the kitchen table on a cool, damp evening, watching the bunnies hop happily around in the too-long grass when I realized one of those cute little suckers kept returning to the same spot. I raced out into the yard to discover that damn rabbit was building a den in the MIDDLE of the yard, mocking my mowing frequency. Can you imagine? Me, FINALLY getting my mowing groove on, only to plow into a den of baby bunnies, committing murder and mayhem? My God – NO.

I stopped the bunny from building a den and decided to mow, even though it was too wet.

A few days later, I had to do it again because it was going to rain for another eon straight, and I had to get ahead of it, lest the bunnies start their den building mockery all over again.

And now? I’m looking out the window. The sun is shining after days of rain. More days of rain are predicted, so you know what that means?

I should go mow.

But first: a cover reveal for SCRUMPTIOUS!

Scrumptious was my first published single-title romance, and holds a special place in my heart. It’s a love letter to my early career in food service AND my first husband. I showed the cover to my middle kid, and she said, “I love it. It’s you and Dad.” I’m proud of that because we always said we wanted the kids to believe kissing in the kitchen is commonplace.

That part of our lives may be over, but this book hold up! I’m having fun hanging out with my Scrumptious characters as I edit a wee bit before re-pubbing.

COMING SOON!

Sometime after I mow for the millionth time…

P.S. Looking for a cool bookish event in WNY? Jessica Topper and I will be signing books on June 7th at the Life is Succulent Book Fair. We’d love to see you! (Image Credit to Life is Succulent, linked below!)

Happy Spring! (Damn the long, wet grass! Full speed ahead!)

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Published on May 29, 2025 14:38

March 17, 2025

Need a spicy book to distract you? 5 worlds to take you away from all of this:

Where’s Calgon when you need it, am I right? (Chances are, very few will get that reference, but this is my lawn.)

Winter is not my favorite season, and here in Buffalo, March is a cruel tease. It gets beautiful—sunny, sixties, thawed—and then? Snow. Again and again and probably again. Every damn year, without fail, the daffodils will get their pretty little heads frosted.

There’s nothing to be done except get through it. Kind of like the current administration. (Although you can actually make your voice heard about that—I use the 5 Calls app.) And sure, you can complain about the weather, but come on. It’s Buffalo. We all know what we signed up for.

So, how do I cope? With a steady diet of sexy, escapist books. I’ve been setting sail with pirates, exploring a London sex club, flying to Alaska (again), riding cowboys (save the horses, ya know), and occasionally dipping into an old favorite by Barbara O’Neal.

If you, too, need to escape into another world (preferably one with better weather and hot men), here are five spicy books to take you far, far away from this frozen hellscape.

1. The Ever King by L.J. Andrews (Fantastic enemies-to-lovers. Still obsessed.)

If you ever wanted Throne of Glass but with more steam and Viking vibes, this one’s for you. The Ever King is a dark, magical fantasy romance featuring a tortured, vengeful king, a heroine who refuses to bend (even when kidnapped, which is honestly impressive), and enough tension to boil the ocean. Perfect for anyone who loves slow-burn spice, morally gray rulers, and enemies-to-lovers tension that will ruin your life in the best way.

2. Unfurl by Elodie Hart (For those who like their spice sizzling, their romance filthy, and their settings exclusive.)

If a London sex club run by a broody, dominant, secretive man sounds like your kind of escape, then welcome to the Alchemy London series (and a spin-off series called Seraphim). Unfurl is the first book (age gap, virgin heroine, priest kink). It’s scorching hot, full of deep emotional wounds, power plays, and, well, some very creative extracurriculars that will have you side-eyeing your Kindle in public. Think dark, kinky romance with complicated characters and serious heat. If you need a distraction from the cold, this book will set your Kindle on fire.

3. The Simple Wild by K.A. Tucker (For those who secretly fantasize about running away to Alaska and falling for a rugged bush pilot.)

Okay, okay—not as spicy as the others, but sometimes you need a book that wraps around you like a cozy sweater… while still featuring a hot, bearded man who knows how to fly a damn plane. The Simple Wild is a slow-burn, opposites-attract romance between a city girl who is very much not built for Alaska and a grumpy bush pilot who has zero patience for her… until he does. If you love snarky banter, breathtaking wilderness, and a love story that sneaks up on you in the best way, this one’s worth the trip to the Last Frontier.

4. Cash by Jessica Peterson (For those who want a cowboy with a heart – among other things – as big as Texas.)

A steamy, small-town, grumpy-sunshine cowboy romance where the only thing filthier than the farm work is the hero’s mouth. Cash is a bossy, charming, emotionally wounded cowboy who falls hard for a woman who is very much not looking to be anyone’s cowgirl. Or is she? If you love cowboy romances with big emotions, small-town charm, and steamy barn moments, this one will DELIGHT you. (And I really dig the cover. I may let the vibe guide my current WIP.)

5. No Place Like Home by Barbara O’Neal (For when you want a deeply emotional story with a side of homecoming.)

Sometimes, you just need a book that will wreck you in the best way—and Barbara O’Neal always delivers. No Place Like Home is part romance, part personal journey, full of beautifully flawed characters, lush descriptions of food (seriously, don’t read this hungry), and a slow, aching love story that feels earned. It’s the kind of book that will make you feel things—longing, hope, maybe even the sudden desire to mend long-broken family fences. Less about spice, more about deep emotional satisfaction, this book is a full-body hug that makes me sob every time I read it.

Books, Books, Gimme all the Books

Winter isn’t over yet (ugh), but at least we have books to transport us somewhere warmer, steamier, and way less toxic than reality.

And if Buffalo decides to snow in April? (Because it will.)

Well, at least we’ll have our book boyfriends to keep us warm. 🔥📚

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Published on March 17, 2025 12:29

February 11, 2025

Who Needs a Date for Valentine’s Day When You Can Have ONE NIGHT STAND AFTER ANOTHER for .99?!

Look, I’m all for celebrating love. I do it every day when I sit down to write spicy stories about people finding their happily-ever-afters. Love? Huge fan. Romance? Obsessed. But Valentine’s Day?

Not so much.

Sure, I’ll take the heart-shaped chocolates my father-in-law gives me every year (because, obviously, he’s the best). But the whole designated day in the middle of the coldest month to buy overpriced cards, candy, and flowers while fighting for a restaurant reservation? Hard pass. Add in the anxiety of figuring out what level of celebration is appropriate for your current relationship stage (Are we doing gifts? Are we pretending this isn’t happening? Will a meme suffice?), and it’s all just too much.

You know what I can get behind? Stocking my e-Reader with 99-cent romance novels and falling in love with swoon-worthy characters anytime I want.

And lucky for us, Entangled Publishing is making that dream a reality this week with a .99 sale—including my book, One Night Stand After Another!

Your Perfect Valentine’s Date? A Nemesis, a Road Trip, and a Wild Ride.
If your ideal Valentine’s celebration involves a glass of wine, a cozy blanket, and a book that brings the heat (and the feels), then One Night Stand After Another is your perfect match.

Picture this:

🔥 You go to a wedding, and thanks to some unfortunate (or fortunate?) circumstances, you end up in bed with your nemesis.
🔥 You’re supposed to leave it at that—one night, no regrets.
🔥 Except…he ends up being your only ticket to get across the country for the biggest job interview of your life.
🔥 And he decides that if he’s going to be your road trip chauffeur, he’s going to make every stop along the way an adventure… one designed to make you fall in love with him.

Who needs Valentine’s Day pressure when you can have cross-country shenanigans, unexpected second chances, and off-the-charts chemistry that might just burn up the highway?

Meet Clara & Zane
Clara Duke is a crochet queen with a plan—one that does not include reuniting with the guy who shattered her heart in high school. But when she finds herself face-to-face with Zane Brampton, her former nemesis, and current delicious nightmare, one thing leads to another (ahem one-night stand), and suddenly, they’re on a cross-country road trip of temptation.

Zane knows he messed up in the past. He also knows that one night with Clara will never be enough. So he sets out to prove that they’re not just good together in bed (and in the car, and in various hotels along the way…), but that they actually make sense.

But Clara has spent years carefully crafting her life—her career, her ambitions, her ability to avoid Zane at all costs. And the last thing she needs is to unravel everything she’s worked for because of a reckless, ridiculously hot, road trip romance.

Will this be the road trip that changes everything… or just another detour on the way to heartbreak?

Snag One Night Stand After Another for Just .99 This Week Only!
Whether you’re celebrating Valentine’s Day with someone special, treating yourself to some well-earned self-love, or pretending the holiday doesn’t exist (no judgment), there’s no better time to grab this swoony, steamy, laugh-out-loud road trip romance for less than a dollar.

📅 Sale runs this week only!

💘 Where to Buy: One Night Stand After Another is on sale at Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Kobo, Apple Books, and Google.

So, skip the overpriced prix fixe menus and emotional angst—treat yourself to a road trip with a sizzling second-chance romance that’s guaranteed to heat up your February.

Because honestly? Who needs a date for Valentine’s Day when you can have One Night Stand After Another?

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Published on February 11, 2025 10:01

January 15, 2025

The Season of Fresh Starts (And Sweaty Gyms)

Ah, January. It’s is like the Monday of the year, full of big plans, fresh starts, and crowded gyms. (I wouldn’t know about the gyms, but I’ve heard.) We promise ourselves we’ll meditate, hydrate, and meal prep like superhumans. This will be the year we read all the books, crush all the goals, and become the most enlightened, efficient, and fabulous versions of ourselves.

The Allure of a Blank Page

January’s real beauty lies in its sense of possibility. It’s a blank page, free from coffee stains and hastily scribbled to-dos. It whispers promises of new adventures, new opportunities, and maybe even new successes. (Anyone else believe this is THE YEAR? No? Just me?)

But let’s be honest—January can also feel overwhelming. The pressure to reinvent yourself is real, and sometimes it’s tempting to stay curled up in December’s cozy chaos instead.

How to January Without Losing Your Mind

Here’s the thing: you don’t have to overhaul your entire life just because the Earth completed one more lap around the sun. Instead, try this:

Pick One Small Thing: Instead of trying to “fix” everything, focus on one little thing that sparks joy. Drink an extra glass of water. Stretch for five minutes. Replace doom-scrolling with one chapter of a book. Small wins are still wins.Laugh at the Chaos: Life’s messy, even in January. Bless it! Give yourself grace. Forget to pack lunch on Day 3 of your grand meal prep plan? Pizza counts as a vegetable. Miss a workout? Consider it active rest. Hiccups happen! Take a deep breath on the other side of the bump—and keep breathing…Set Intentions, Not Perfection: Forget rigid resolutions. Instead, think about how you want to feel this year. Energized? Balanced? Inspired? Use those feelings as a guide and give yourself permission to evolve along the way.Celebrate the Little Things: Made it through the week without hitting snooze? High five! Finally put away the holiday decorations? Break out the confetti! Every step forward counts, no matter how small.Cheers to Whatever Comes Next

January is a wild ride of hope, determination, and occasional chaos. So, whether you’re crushing resolutions, just trying to get through the day, or somewhere in between, believe that you’re doing great.

(My ONE THING: Sunday Planning. I’m always off on Sunday, so I’m going to look at my vibrant vision board in my brand spanking new Passion Planner (On sale now. Not an affiliate link. The exercises in the beginning were short and transformative. Highly recommend.), pick one author goal for the week, and schedule it into the work week LIKE IT’S MY JOB. This is a new approach for me. I usually feel overwhelmed by the weight of all the things and flail around. I get a lot done, but not always what will do the most good at the right time.)

Remember, it’s not about being perfect—it’s about showing up, trying your best, and enjoying your journey. So grab a cup of coffee (and a cookie—let’s be real), take a deep breath, and dive into the new year. LFG, pals!

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Published on January 15, 2025 03:22

December 23, 2024

New Release: The Menorah Matchmaker!

I’m thrilled to share that Jessica Topper and I have published two more books in our Matzo Baller Hanukkah Romance series! I’m going to do a terrible job promoting them because I work in a bakery, and December is work, work, work, work. My brain is mush. My body is mush-er. I had yesterday off, and I could have rested, but after reading Jessica’s book a few times to offer (super helpful lol) editorial advice, I had to make rugelach.

Do not read her book unless you want to find yourself in the same boat. Lordy. The pillowy dough. The crackly sugar on top. The cinnamon. The CHOCOLATE. I was dying, so I did what any self-respecting pastry chef would do: I got out my tried-and-true rugelach recipe AND tried a new one in a cookbook I bought for my Jewish mother-in-law last year. I’ve been mixing, folding, chilling, rolling, stuffing, and baking cookies for three days.

Damn it, Jessica.

You’ll want to eat up her rock star hero, too.

The Rugelach Road Trip

Worst Hanukkah Ever.

Indie rock star Avi Wolfson is freezing his strings off in a snowy Ohio rest stop, watching his tour bus vanish in the distance. He needs a miracle to get to his last gig on the tour before heading to Manhattan for the Matzo Baller Hanukkah harbor cruise, where his found family awaits. Instead, he gets Leah: the girl whose bat mitzvah he unintentionally ruined fourteen years ago. And she’s not about to let him forget it.

Matzo Baller or Bust.

Leah Gellman has her Hanukkah all mapped out: drive from Ohio to New York, deliver her hand-painted Mahjong sets to eight crucial influencers, and make it to the Matzo Baller cruise by sunset. Her road trip is packed with favors along the way – including delivering rugelach to a friend’s single doctor grandson. What’s not on her itinerary? Bailing out an arrogant rock star with a wicked sweet tooth he’s desperately trying to hide.

Three Days. Two hearts. One blinking oil light.

With just three days to reach the boat, Avi and Leah find themselves tangled in a wild journey full of unexpected detours, old grudges, and sparks neither of them anticipated. But with Avi’s old flame waiting at the dock and Leah’s prospective doctor on her Hanukkah to-do list, will their budding connection crash and burn before they reach Manhattan?

Get The Rugelach Road Trip

The Menorah Matchmaker is my addition to the series this year, and it’s definitely the reason I’m hosting an eighth night of Hanukkah dinner for the whole family, just like Jay’s parents do in book. I want a latke bar, dang it. I’m not sure why I’m also hosting a family gathering on the first night of Hanukkah, too…except come on, it’s the first night of Hanukkah! I want cookies and some pumpernickel and rye dip. The children ( I use the term loosely. They are 22, 21, and 18) need their Christmas Chinese food. Maybe we’ll watch a movie!

The Menorah Matchmaker

Falling for her boss isn’t on her to-do list.

Rebecca Weiss has one rule: never mix business with pleasure. After all, her last office romance ended in a career catastrophe. No matter how much her boss tempts her with his smoldering looks, sharp wit, and undeniable charm, she’s determined to keep things strictly professional. Besides, juggling her role at Katz Event Concepts while moonlighting for her grandmother’s matchmaking business keeps her far too busy to fool around…

Some rules are made to be broken.

Jay Katz thrives on big ideas and bold moves, but logistics and details? Not so much. He counts on Rebecca to bring his visions to life with her flawless organization and unmatched efficiency. But no matter how much he needs her skills, he can’t resist trying to get under her skin.

All in favor, say oy.

As they work late nights and brainstorm outrageous solutions, the chemistry they’ve been ignoring threatens to destroy Rebecca’s carefully drawn boundaries. Jay’s not above playing dirty, but it’s going to take more than a sizzling game of truth or dare to show Rebecca their differences make them a perfect team. He’s going to need a holiday miracle…

Get The Menorah Matchmaker

However you spent Hanukkah and Christmas, I hope your toes are warm, your heart is peaceful, and you have a good book! The first two books in the Matzo Baller Hanukkah Romance series are FREE, if you’re looking for options.

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Published on December 23, 2024 02:49

December 14, 2024

Thirteen Million, Two Hundred Thirty-Six Thousand, Four Hundred Eighty Minutes

Thirteen million, two hundred thirty-six thousand, four hundred eighty moments so dear… Thirteen million, two hundred thirty-six thousand, four hundred eighty minutes, how do you measure, measure a marriage?

After twenty-five years and sixty-seven days, my marriage has ended. Amicably. After all, the beauty of a season is entirely undiminished by its end. No condolences necessary.

But I’ve found myself finger-tied on social media, nearly unable to post anything other than cat pictures and book promo.

I’m not who I was, the romance author with the fairy tale bio that stated I met my hot chef hero in culinary school, and we lived happily ever after, kissing in the kitchen.

I’ve begun my empty-nester cat lady era. My living with my mom era, a blessing that I do not take for granted. Most of my friends have lost their moms to cancer and other horrific diseases, and I’m swanning off to wineries with mine. I’m grateful. And the kids are more than okay. They are the best.

Which is not to say the last years haven’t had their challenges. I wrote ONE NIGHT STAND WITH BENEFITS during a full-on emotional breakdown. ONE NIGHT STAND EVER AFTER published the same day my divorce became final. (I dedicated that book to my therapist!)

I’m sharing this so I can continue authentically. From my messy, cat hair-covered, caulk-smeared, cooking-for-myself-now truth. And maybe because if my solid marriage can crumble, if my mental health can shit the bed so spectacularly, then there are people out there in the same boat.

I climbed out of a big hole. I’m still climbing. It’s possible, and I want anyone lying in the bottom of a big hole to see that.

And selfishly, I want you to know where I’m coming from.

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Published on December 14, 2024 07:06

October 15, 2024

Switching Your Internal Playlist: How to Replace Negative Thoughts with Self-Loving Affirmations

I spend a lot of time in my head, writing, making fruit tarts, repairing my crumbling house, etc., and I’ve started to notice the number of times I catch myself spiraling into self-criticism. My thoughts circle in a relentless loop of “I never get enough done,” “No one cares about my books,” and “I’m going to f*ck this up, too.”

Is it just me? Or do you get stuck in negative loops, too?

I’m going to assume there are a few of you out there having the same problem, since there’s so much info available on the internet about it! 😀

I think it’s also safe to assume, you’d rather be thinking about how awesome you are/what you’ve accomplished/the great things you will achieve.

I think it’s time to break the habit! Let’s hit eject on old messages that don’t serve us anymore, no matter how comforting their familiarity may seem.

Like a playlist (or mixed tape, depending on how many eras you’ve survived), those songs were great then—fitting for the moment—but is listening to them on repeat now keeping you in a cycle that no longer fits your life? If so, here are a few things you can do to update your internal playlist and swap out those negative tracks for something that makes you feel like the rockstar you are:

1. Recognize the Tunes You’re Playing

First things first: recognize when those old thoughts start playing. You’re midway through a project, and suddenly, that pesky voice chimes in with, “You’re going to f*ck this up.” Or maybe you’re about to try something new, and you hear, “You’ll look like an idiot.”

These negative tapes can slip in so subtly, it’s like they’ve been playing on repeat in the background forever. The key here is noticing. Call them out! Once you realize you’re letting them play on auto-repeat, you can hit skip.

2. Change the Playlist

Just like swapping out that sad playlist you used to listen to on repeat, it’s time to replace those negative thoughts with affirmations that lift you up. And yes, it might feel awkward at first, like listening to a brand-new song that hasn’t hit the charts yet. But trust me, the more you listen, the more you’ll feel the groove.

When you catch yourself thinking, “I’m never going to get this right,” mentally hit the skip button and replace it with, “I’m learning as I go, and that’s okay.”

Here are a few more positive thoughts to help you fire your evil internal DJ:

“I am capable and worthy of success.”“I am enough just as I am.”“I have the strength to handle anything that comes my way.”

At first, these may feel like a new song with unfamiliar lyrics—but give them a chance to become your new ear worms.

[Please forgive me for interrupting this list to ask the following question: Any WNY locals want to come hear Jessica Topper and I read from out Matzo Ballers Hanukkah Romance series? We’ll be at Lock City Books on THURSDAY with some other awesome authors, and we might read excerpts from our two NEW Hanukkah books! Graphic creation cred: Jessica Topper, my awesome pal. Come get bookish with local authors!]

3. Create a ‘Feel-Good’ Playlist (For Your Brain)

Ever had a playlist of songs that you know will instantly boost your mood? The ones you put on when you need to feel invincible? (Heads up: I just found a Women’s Fight Songs playlist on Spotify. YASSSSS!) You can do the same thing with affirmations. Build a mental playlist of positive thoughts that remind you of your worth and abilities.

Write them down. Seriously. Put those feel-good affirmations somewhere you can see them—sticky notes on your mirror, phone reminders, or even a voice recording of you saying them out loud (how’s that for a playlist with a personal touch?).

When those old tapes start creeping back in, swap them out for one of these affirmations. You’ve already curated this list of uplifting truths, so let them play on shuffle!

4. Practice Makes Playlist

You’re not going to instantly flip the switch from a mental loop of self-doubt to one of empowerment. It takes practice. Just like any great playlist, you’ll need to tweak it, add new affirmations, and figure out what works best to pump you up when you need it most.

Start small. Maybe you set aside a minute in the morning to recite three affirmations. Or you catch yourself when you’re about to let a negative thought spiral and stop it in its tracks. With time, you’ll build a habit of self-affirmation, and before you know it, those old tapes will seem like a distant memory.

5. Be Your Own DJ

You have the power to curate your internal playlist, just like you’d create the ultimate road trip soundtrack. The songs—or thoughts—you allow on that list are up to you. Why not make them ones that empower and uplift you? After all, you wouldn’t voluntarily listen to the same heart-wrenching breakup song on loop for a LIFETIME, would you?

Instead of letting old, negative tapes play in your mind, take control of the speaker. Create a set of thoughts that remind you of your strength, resilience, and self-worth. You deserve to feel good, not just sometimes, but every single day.

So, next time that internal voice tries to cue up something unkind, tell it “Been there. Done that. F*ck off.” Then switch the playlist to one that makes you feel like the badass you truly are.

And if all else fails, listen to an audiobook about a kick-ass character finding her way to a HEA, like Anna in ONE NIGHT STAND EVER AFTER, to give you some ideas about how to shift your script. Who knows, maybe all it takes is burlesque, skinny dipping in a lake, or a tall stack of blueberry pancakes? (Just kidding…too easy. But a good time nonetheless!)

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Published on October 15, 2024 05:05

August 12, 2024

7 Ways to Multitask While Listening to a Romance Novel

Reading is one of my favorite things, but lately, life has been so busy it gets shoved to the end of the day. I fall asleep without enjoying the story, and, more often than not, I get whacked in the face when my book or e-Reader falls from my hand. Insult to injury!

Things change. Life moves on. I’ve had to roll with the punches the last few years. (Actually, I got knocked out and woke up in a new life. Fine. It’s whatever. But life is going to have to pry my book out of my cold, dead hand before I will give up reading.

I NEED that escape. (And that new book boyfriend. IFKYK.)

So here’s a list of 7 ways to read while getting shit done:

1. Clean

You know what’s better than cleaning? Literally anything else. But pair it with an audiobook, and suddenly, wiping down the baseboards feels like you’re on a hot date with the hero/ine you’ve been holding out for. You’ll be so engrossed in the plot that you won’t even realize you’ve scrubbed your bathroom until it sparkles brighter than the rainbows behind your eyelids when you have what she’s having.

2. Rip Up Old Carpet (Or whatever needs renovation at your house)

There’s nothing quite like the feeling of ripping up that ancient, shaggy beast of a carpet that’s been haunting your home since the early 2000’s. Pair this primal act of destruction with a romance novel, and it doesn’t even feel like work. As the heroine finally dumps the no-good cheater, you can channel that same energy into ripping out every last stubborn fiber. By the time she’s moved on to a worthy partner, you’ll have moved on to beautiful new flooring.

3. Drive (But please keep your eyes on the road and both hands on the wheel.)

Who says a road trip has to be lonely? With a romance novel, it’s like you’ve got a couple of swoon-worthy characters riding shotgun. As they navigate the bumpy roads of love, you’ll be eating up the miles. Just be careful that you don’t get so wrapped up in their sexy shenanigans that you forget you are operating several thousand pounds of machinery!

4. Get Your Steps In (Because fitness can’t be fictional, unfortunately.)

Walking is great for your health, but walking while listening to a romance novel? That’s great for your heart (in more ways than one!). By the time you hit 7,000 steps, you’ll be ready for the big romantic reveal… and maybe you’ll meet a real life romantic possibility while you’re out and about.

5. Cook

They say the way to someone’s heart is through their stomach, so why not whip up something delicious while indulging in a love story? Whether it’s a cozy meal for one or a romantic dinner for two, let a slow-burn romance guide your seasoning. Just don’t let the steamy scenes distract you from the stove. It’s okay for the story to catch fire. Your dinner? Not so much! (Looking for foodie romance novels? You’re in the right place!)

6. Declutter

As you listen to a tale of epic battles or romantic entanglements, why not channel that energy into clearing out your closet? Throwing out that ancient sweater that’s been lurking in the back feels so much more satisfying when you imagine you’re tossing out the toxic ex who broke the heroine’s heart. And hey, the audiobook might just inspire you to make room for some new clothes to garnish your delicious self!

7. Beat Insomnia (Or at least find a happy ending.)

Can’t sleep? Why not let a romance novel lull you into dreamland? The melodic voice of the narrator, combined with a story where love conquers all, is the perfect soother. And if the story doesn’t put you to sleep, you can always take matters in hand yourself… Because really, what’s more comforting than knowing that in the end, love always wins (self-love or otherwise)?

So there you have it! Whether you’re tackling chores, tending your bod, or just trying to relax, there’s no better companion than a good romance audiobook. Multitasking has never been so pleasurable! Now go ahead and dive into that love story while you conquer your to-do list—because why not have it all?

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Published on August 12, 2024 14:36

June 20, 2024

1000 FREE Books to Stuff Your e-Reader!

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Published on June 20, 2024 04:11