Grea Alexander's Blog - Posts Tagged "99-cents"
Ho, Ho....Heave
Let's face it. I don't post too often; because, well, who has the time - what with building the next Scientology type cult and plotting to take over the world - one adjective at a time.
But fear not, for all is not lost! I somehow managed to get my hand caught in a couple more cookie jars. As a result, I am granting you, dearest reader, the chance to win a bunch of random crap you can pass off as (insert December holiday here) gifts you actually paid for! These include a very good chance for you to rack up a ridiculous number of entries to potentially win one of TWO $100 Amazon gift cards and miscellaneous other things you are too stingy to pay for out of pocket. (You cheap bastards!)
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Though most of these offers are ebook centered, you can always Mr. Monopoly it, sell Park Place and buy the paperback version instead.
But Grea, I can't read ebooks because I don’t have a kindle or other mobi capable device.
Liar!
Any device you can read this blog post on can be instantly transformed into a kindle or mobi capable device with the click of a link....and the acceptance of an app download complete with more permissions than you can shake a stick at....or than you give your significant other.
Amazon has a free app that lets you read Kindle or mobi ebooks on your laptop, tablet, computer, mobile phone and/or toilet. In short, if you can read this post, you can read any mobi ebook...that's in a language you actually know how to read.
How do you get it? From here: https://www.amazon.com/kindle-dbs/fd/kcp
Want a free epub (such as Nook) ebook reader that does the same thing except for .epub files? https://www.adobe.com/solutions/ebook...
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Now, on with the shameless self promotion.
Please note: These are sci-fi and fantasy titles 'cause well, I'm whoring my dark fantasy/horror books these days like a high class pimp who just bought stock in a condom factory.
Win one of TWO $100 Amazon Gift Cards: http://sffbookbonanza.com/amazon-gift...
Sure they'll want your name, email address and the soul of your first born, but let's face it, you never really liked that kid anyway and just think of how much you'll save on not having to take them to church anymore! #WinWin
99 Cent Ebooks
For those of you ballin' enough to buy Velveeta to go with your boxed wines, SFF is also featuring a haphazardly curated collection of 99 cent Sci-Fi and Fantasy titles thru 11/29: http://sffbookbonanza.com/99c-books/
And yes, this time I do have a dog in this race.
Which one?
Why the one with the wag-a-ly tail of course:
Miael: The Couturier
Is this a story about a poor mountain man named Jed? No.
But I will tell you what it is. The Couturier is a really hard to spell and troublesome to pronounce word describing a sexy little paranormal romance short story I put together as a supplement to Miael: Lovers.
I had so much fun with it, in fact, that I've decided to create a new prequel trilogy using the protagonists in Miael as the stars....eventually.
Synopsis:
As the hour came now upon midnight, as Duchess Cressida Courtlandt stood alone on the nearly deserted London street, she could not quite compel herself to enter the Groversner Hotel - to carry on towards the couturier's penthouse suite and some horrible temptation, some horrible ruination worse than anything Bedlam had to offer.
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On Goodreads, the Miael series is rated 4.02 based on 44 ratings & reviews.
This short read is available at all the usual suspects for only 99 cents: http://greaalexander.seamonkeyink.com...
If it's not, you take that retailer aside and you shake a mighty stick at them!
And finally, more 99 cent offerings running at least between November 23-29th (as most place their books at 99 cents prior to the start date and keep it at that price for the month or longer): http://sffbookbonanza.com/99c-books/
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And the Hits Just Keep On Coming!
Now through 11/28, all Grea Alexander first in series ebooks are 50% off. No coupons needed. All platforms (not just Amazon). All countries.
All of my retailers are listed here and include the usual suspects such as Walmart, Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Apple, Kobo: http://greaalexander.seamonkeyink.com...
All except for Rebellion: Quay (the mammoth monster that it is) are currently only $1.99 USD. Rebellion: Quay is $2.99 USD.
This sale includes Amarna Book I: Book of Ida (currently ranging from top 5-20 in three categories of Amazon Bestseller Rankings on Amazon U.S. (though it changes hourly)), Miael: Family, Cabello: Mineau, Rebellion Book I: Book of Quay and The Pack: Addison. As many of you know, the last time I had a sale was Pre-Covid.
And well, August Farrow really went to town with these so here are some more. These are also on sale now....as in you can buy them, not as in they are discounted:
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Win Even More!
Aren't you glad you read all the way to the end of this blog post?
My Book Cave is offering a chance to win Ereaders and Giftcards (along with other consolation swag for those who don't win the big prizes) through November 26, 2020 at 10:45 pm PST. There will be a whopping 28 winners: https://mybookcave.com/giveaways/book...
Good luck & please feel free to comment below if one of you wins any of the above. Only then can I rub it in the faces of the other authors.
The End!
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Am I going to post again anytime soon? (As if I'd tell the likes of you!)
Cheers!
Grea Alexander.
SeaMonkey Ink
Please note: The views, opinions and words written by Grea Alexander do not necessarily reflect the views, opinions or words that would have been chosen by SeaMonkey Ink had she not got us all drunk and made us play pin the tail on the flunky.
But fear not, for all is not lost! I somehow managed to get my hand caught in a couple more cookie jars. As a result, I am granting you, dearest reader, the chance to win a bunch of random crap you can pass off as (insert December holiday here) gifts you actually paid for! These include a very good chance for you to rack up a ridiculous number of entries to potentially win one of TWO $100 Amazon gift cards and miscellaneous other things you are too stingy to pay for out of pocket. (You cheap bastards!)
________________________________________
Though most of these offers are ebook centered, you can always Mr. Monopoly it, sell Park Place and buy the paperback version instead.
But Grea, I can't read ebooks because I don’t have a kindle or other mobi capable device.
Liar!
Any device you can read this blog post on can be instantly transformed into a kindle or mobi capable device with the click of a link....and the acceptance of an app download complete with more permissions than you can shake a stick at....or than you give your significant other.
Amazon has a free app that lets you read Kindle or mobi ebooks on your laptop, tablet, computer, mobile phone and/or toilet. In short, if you can read this post, you can read any mobi ebook...that's in a language you actually know how to read.
How do you get it? From here: https://www.amazon.com/kindle-dbs/fd/kcp
Want a free epub (such as Nook) ebook reader that does the same thing except for .epub files? https://www.adobe.com/solutions/ebook...
________________________________________
Now, on with the shameless self promotion.
Please note: These are sci-fi and fantasy titles 'cause well, I'm whoring my dark fantasy/horror books these days like a high class pimp who just bought stock in a condom factory.
Win one of TWO $100 Amazon Gift Cards: http://sffbookbonanza.com/amazon-gift...
Sure they'll want your name, email address and the soul of your first born, but let's face it, you never really liked that kid anyway and just think of how much you'll save on not having to take them to church anymore! #WinWin
99 Cent Ebooks
For those of you ballin' enough to buy Velveeta to go with your boxed wines, SFF is also featuring a haphazardly curated collection of 99 cent Sci-Fi and Fantasy titles thru 11/29: http://sffbookbonanza.com/99c-books/
And yes, this time I do have a dog in this race.
Which one?
Why the one with the wag-a-ly tail of course:
Miael: The Couturier
Is this a story about a poor mountain man named Jed? No.
But I will tell you what it is. The Couturier is a really hard to spell and troublesome to pronounce word describing a sexy little paranormal romance short story I put together as a supplement to Miael: Lovers.
I had so much fun with it, in fact, that I've decided to create a new prequel trilogy using the protagonists in Miael as the stars....eventually.
Synopsis:
As the hour came now upon midnight, as Duchess Cressida Courtlandt stood alone on the nearly deserted London street, she could not quite compel herself to enter the Groversner Hotel - to carry on towards the couturier's penthouse suite and some horrible temptation, some horrible ruination worse than anything Bedlam had to offer.
--------
On Goodreads, the Miael series is rated 4.02 based on 44 ratings & reviews.
This short read is available at all the usual suspects for only 99 cents: http://greaalexander.seamonkeyink.com...
If it's not, you take that retailer aside and you shake a mighty stick at them!
And finally, more 99 cent offerings running at least between November 23-29th (as most place their books at 99 cents prior to the start date and keep it at that price for the month or longer): http://sffbookbonanza.com/99c-books/
________________________________________
And the Hits Just Keep On Coming!
Now through 11/28, all Grea Alexander first in series ebooks are 50% off. No coupons needed. All platforms (not just Amazon). All countries.
All of my retailers are listed here and include the usual suspects such as Walmart, Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Apple, Kobo: http://greaalexander.seamonkeyink.com...
All except for Rebellion: Quay (the mammoth monster that it is) are currently only $1.99 USD. Rebellion: Quay is $2.99 USD.
This sale includes Amarna Book I: Book of Ida (currently ranging from top 5-20 in three categories of Amazon Bestseller Rankings on Amazon U.S. (though it changes hourly)), Miael: Family, Cabello: Mineau, Rebellion Book I: Book of Quay and The Pack: Addison. As many of you know, the last time I had a sale was Pre-Covid.
And well, August Farrow really went to town with these so here are some more. These are also on sale now....as in you can buy them, not as in they are discounted:
________________________________________
Win Even More!
Aren't you glad you read all the way to the end of this blog post?
My Book Cave is offering a chance to win Ereaders and Giftcards (along with other consolation swag for those who don't win the big prizes) through November 26, 2020 at 10:45 pm PST. There will be a whopping 28 winners: https://mybookcave.com/giveaways/book...
Good luck & please feel free to comment below if one of you wins any of the above. Only then can I rub it in the faces of the other authors.
The End!
________________________________________
Am I going to post again anytime soon? (As if I'd tell the likes of you!)
Cheers!
Grea Alexander.
SeaMonkey Ink
Please note: The views, opinions and words written by Grea Alexander do not necessarily reflect the views, opinions or words that would have been chosen by SeaMonkey Ink had she not got us all drunk and made us play pin the tail on the flunky.
