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NEW Amazon Giveaway - Miael: Family on Kindle
Enter to Win a Kindle Edition of Miael:Family on Amazon!
This time it's 1 in 50 wins (which is better than the GoodReads odds on this title (1 in 2,193).
Like the previous Amazon Giveaway, this one only requires you to follow me on Amazon (which should be easy peasy as you have to have an Amazon account and be logged in to enter anyway).
Yay Me!
Since my Twitter followers can be somewhat voracious when it comes to these giveaways and tend to gobble up all of the available copies before you, my Goodreads peeps, even know it's there, I'm going to give you a head start today. You have until 6pm (CST) before I release this information on Twitter.
You're welcome!
Enter here! https://giveaway.amazon.com/p/1f42621...
On the plus side, this is an Instant Win contest. You will know after just a few clicks of the mouse whether you won or not.
Don't have a Kindle or compatible ereader? No worries! You can read it on your computer or mobile device with their free app!
The Fine Print:
SeaMonkeyInk has paid for all prizes, sales tax, and shipping. Entry requires an Amazon.com account. Amazon will ship prizes to winners. Your account information is not shared with SeaMonkeyInk (except winners' names which may be made public). Amazon is not a sponsor of this promotion.
NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. Every eligible entry has 1 in 50 chance to win, up to 10 winners. This giveaway starts Aug 4, 2016 5:58 AM PDT and ends Sep 3, 2016 11:59 PM PDT unless all prizes are claimed before then.
Entrants must also be (as required by Amazon):
- A resident of the 50 United States or the District of Columbia
- 18+ years of age (or legal age)
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Miael: Family
Curiosity may well have killed the cat, but it damned for eternity the phoenix and the seraph.
Born into one of the poorest and most notorious families in the Arkansas Ozark Mountains, Jessica Louise Bell didn't want fo' much aside from a full belly and enough learnin' to be able to read the old family bible.
That her folks kept her holed up in their remote ramshackle cabin made her no mind. That they left the 7 year-old alone all hours a the day 'n sometimes into the night, made her no mind either.
In fact, Jessibel right liked it that way.
Whether anyone knew it or not, Jessica had all the compney she needed. She had Dolly, true, but Dolly was just a toy. Dolly was nothing like Miael.
Sure no one else could see M or hear him. Sure sometimes he could be malicious, but he had yet to steer her wrong or lie to her - something she couldn't say for the rest of the Bell clan.
So, on one hot Ozark night, when one of Miael's games leads to murder, it's only natural that Jessica should follow Miael's council. Only natural that she should feel no guilt or remorse. Only natural that they should kill again.
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Enjoy & good luck!
Grea.
P.S. Don't forget to review as those who forget will be marked by the Kushma as will those who rate the book without ever having read it.
This time it's 1 in 50 wins (which is better than the GoodReads odds on this title (1 in 2,193).
Like the previous Amazon Giveaway, this one only requires you to follow me on Amazon (which should be easy peasy as you have to have an Amazon account and be logged in to enter anyway).
Yay Me!
Since my Twitter followers can be somewhat voracious when it comes to these giveaways and tend to gobble up all of the available copies before you, my Goodreads peeps, even know it's there, I'm going to give you a head start today. You have until 6pm (CST) before I release this information on Twitter.
You're welcome!
Enter here! https://giveaway.amazon.com/p/1f42621...
On the plus side, this is an Instant Win contest. You will know after just a few clicks of the mouse whether you won or not.
Don't have a Kindle or compatible ereader? No worries! You can read it on your computer or mobile device with their free app!
The Fine Print:
SeaMonkeyInk has paid for all prizes, sales tax, and shipping. Entry requires an Amazon.com account. Amazon will ship prizes to winners. Your account information is not shared with SeaMonkeyInk (except winners' names which may be made public). Amazon is not a sponsor of this promotion.
NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. Every eligible entry has 1 in 50 chance to win, up to 10 winners. This giveaway starts Aug 4, 2016 5:58 AM PDT and ends Sep 3, 2016 11:59 PM PDT unless all prizes are claimed before then.
Entrants must also be (as required by Amazon):
- A resident of the 50 United States or the District of Columbia
- 18+ years of age (or legal age)
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Miael: Family
Curiosity may well have killed the cat, but it damned for eternity the phoenix and the seraph.
Born into one of the poorest and most notorious families in the Arkansas Ozark Mountains, Jessica Louise Bell didn't want fo' much aside from a full belly and enough learnin' to be able to read the old family bible.
That her folks kept her holed up in their remote ramshackle cabin made her no mind. That they left the 7 year-old alone all hours a the day 'n sometimes into the night, made her no mind either.
In fact, Jessibel right liked it that way.
Whether anyone knew it or not, Jessica had all the compney she needed. She had Dolly, true, but Dolly was just a toy. Dolly was nothing like Miael.
Sure no one else could see M or hear him. Sure sometimes he could be malicious, but he had yet to steer her wrong or lie to her - something she couldn't say for the rest of the Bell clan.
So, on one hot Ozark night, when one of Miael's games leads to murder, it's only natural that Jessica should follow Miael's council. Only natural that she should feel no guilt or remorse. Only natural that they should kill again.
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Enjoy & good luck!
Grea.
P.S. Don't forget to review as those who forget will be marked by the Kushma as will those who rate the book without ever having read it.
Mucho Marcho!
Hello....
Are free books what you're looking for?
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Remember how I told you at some point that I'm always pulling something new out of my arse...enal? Well here it is!
Below you will find a listing of the Special Promotions I will be participating in this month. Some give you free ebooks and/or deep discounts and some also give you a chance to win gift cards & other prizes!
Enjoy!
Grea
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Something, Hot, Spicy & Sweet: https://mybookcave.com/g/0cee9e0f/
Dates: Right now through March 5th.
Details: 45 free Spicy, sexy romance novels including a sample of:
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Explore Science Fiction & Fantasy (including Dark Fantasy/Horror) https://mybookcave.com/g/2d167f2a/
Dates: March 1 - March 31
Details: Enter to win a $25 gift card and download some free sci-fi & fantasy ebooks! 49 titles available.
Includes a free sample of:
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Black Girl Magic: https://mybookcave.com/g/425cdd90/
Dates: March 1 - March 31
Details: Free ebook samples and full length novels featuring a black female heroine (in the romance genre or containing at least some romantic elements) including a sample of:
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The Romance Reviews 8th Anniversary Party: https://www.theromancereviews.com/eve...
Dates: March 1 - March 31
Details: Enter to win a $50 gift card and free Romance books! Over 100 participating authors to discover and 100 prizes to be won.
Includes (on March 8th) a chance to win a complete copy of:
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SFF Book Bonanza http://sffbookbonanza.com/free-books
Dates: March 11 - March 17
Details: Free ebook downloads for a wide variety of sci-fi & fantasy genres including: action & adventure, space opera, hard SF, Military SF, Dystopian & Post-Apocalyptic, Cyperpunk & Steampunk, Romance, Epic Fantasy/Sword & Sorcery, Urban Fantasy, Horror, Fables & Myths, Fantasy & Paranormal Romance.
I'm unsure what the prize is for March; however, this outfit gives out big prizes such as $100 Amazon gift cards & the Ultimate E-reader gift baskets that include e-readers, etc. (Scroll down the page for the entry banner)
Includes a free sample of:
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SFF Book Bonanza http://sffbookbonanza.com/99c-books
Dates: March 18 - March 24
Details: Get your sci-fi/fantasy fix for only 99 cents on Amazon (all of them)! Includes a wide variety of sci-fi & fantasy genres including: action & adventure, space opera, hard SF, Military SF, Dystopian & Post-Apocalyptic, Cyperpunk & Steampunk, Romance, Epic Fantasy/Sword & Sorcery, Urban Fantasy, Horror, Fables & Myths, Fantasy & Paranormal Romance.
I'm unsure what the prize is for March; however, this outfit gives out big prizes such as $100 Amazon gift cards & the Ultimate E-reader gift baskets that include e-readers, etc. (Scroll down the page for the entry banner)
Includes this Grea Alexander title for only 99 cents USD on Amazon (all Amazon sites)!
Pop on over and see for yourself between March 18 - March 24! (wink)
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Seamonkey Ink Special Promotions: http://www.seamonkeyink.com/seamonkey...
Are free books what you're looking for?
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Remember how I told you at some point that I'm always pulling something new out of my arse...enal? Well here it is!
Below you will find a listing of the Special Promotions I will be participating in this month. Some give you free ebooks and/or deep discounts and some also give you a chance to win gift cards & other prizes!
Enjoy!
Grea
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Something, Hot, Spicy & Sweet: https://mybookcave.com/g/0cee9e0f/
Dates: Right now through March 5th.
Details: 45 free Spicy, sexy romance novels including a sample of:
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Explore Science Fiction & Fantasy (including Dark Fantasy/Horror) https://mybookcave.com/g/2d167f2a/
Dates: March 1 - March 31
Details: Enter to win a $25 gift card and download some free sci-fi & fantasy ebooks! 49 titles available.
Includes a free sample of:
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Black Girl Magic: https://mybookcave.com/g/425cdd90/
Dates: March 1 - March 31
Details: Free ebook samples and full length novels featuring a black female heroine (in the romance genre or containing at least some romantic elements) including a sample of:
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The Romance Reviews 8th Anniversary Party: https://www.theromancereviews.com/eve...
Dates: March 1 - March 31
Details: Enter to win a $50 gift card and free Romance books! Over 100 participating authors to discover and 100 prizes to be won.
Includes (on March 8th) a chance to win a complete copy of:
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SFF Book Bonanza http://sffbookbonanza.com/free-books
Dates: March 11 - March 17
Details: Free ebook downloads for a wide variety of sci-fi & fantasy genres including: action & adventure, space opera, hard SF, Military SF, Dystopian & Post-Apocalyptic, Cyperpunk & Steampunk, Romance, Epic Fantasy/Sword & Sorcery, Urban Fantasy, Horror, Fables & Myths, Fantasy & Paranormal Romance.
I'm unsure what the prize is for March; however, this outfit gives out big prizes such as $100 Amazon gift cards & the Ultimate E-reader gift baskets that include e-readers, etc. (Scroll down the page for the entry banner)
Includes a free sample of:
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SFF Book Bonanza http://sffbookbonanza.com/99c-books
Dates: March 18 - March 24
Details: Get your sci-fi/fantasy fix for only 99 cents on Amazon (all of them)! Includes a wide variety of sci-fi & fantasy genres including: action & adventure, space opera, hard SF, Military SF, Dystopian & Post-Apocalyptic, Cyperpunk & Steampunk, Romance, Epic Fantasy/Sword & Sorcery, Urban Fantasy, Horror, Fables & Myths, Fantasy & Paranormal Romance.
I'm unsure what the prize is for March; however, this outfit gives out big prizes such as $100 Amazon gift cards & the Ultimate E-reader gift baskets that include e-readers, etc. (Scroll down the page for the entry banner)
Includes this Grea Alexander title for only 99 cents USD on Amazon (all Amazon sites)!
Pop on over and see for yourself between March 18 - March 24! (wink)
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Seamonkey Ink Special Promotions: http://www.seamonkeyink.com/seamonkey...
Even MORE Mucho Marcho - more free giveways & over 100 titles!
Yes, you read that right: 100 free ebook titles (full books & samples).
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Missing Valentine's Day already? Well get your free fix of Romance titles here: https://storyoriginapp.com/to/Z4uUMHgd
This promotion runs now through 3/31/2019.
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Looking for new free urban fantasy and paranormal romance titles? Here's your place: https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/F...
This promotion runs now through 4/15/2019.
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My 99c title this promotion: http://sffbookbonanza.com/99c-books-m... (now through 3/24)?
Miael: Family
Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01...
Smashwords: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01...
You can also pick up other Sci-Fi/Fantasy/Horror titles AND enter to win a Mega Kindle giftbasket featuring a kindle $100 Gift Card and lots of goodies at the link above.
Cheers!
Grea.
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Missing Valentine's Day already? Well get your free fix of Romance titles here: https://storyoriginapp.com/to/Z4uUMHgd
This promotion runs now through 3/31/2019.
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Looking for new free urban fantasy and paranormal romance titles? Here's your place: https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/F...
This promotion runs now through 4/15/2019.
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My 99c title this promotion: http://sffbookbonanza.com/99c-books-m... (now through 3/24)?
Miael: Family
Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01...
Smashwords: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01...
You can also pick up other Sci-Fi/Fantasy/Horror titles AND enter to win a Mega Kindle giftbasket featuring a kindle $100 Gift Card and lots of goodies at the link above.
Cheers!
Grea.
April Showers Bring Even More Than Flowers - UPDATED 04-09-2019
No idea what is going on this month, but the number of free ebook and discount promotions is INSANE. Scroll to the bottom to see the new additions (or start at the top if you're just now seeing this post).
You can also find this information in pretty, easy to digest, graphical format on my website (and as far in the future as I'm aware of): http://seamonkeyink.com/seamonkey_ink...
Please note: These promotions are run through various outfits and on various sites. Some ask for your email address and some don't.
With no further ado:
Here are the free ebooks and deeply discounted book promotions for April.
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Get your free thriller, crime & horror ebook fix here 4/1 - 4/30: https://storyoriginapp.com/to/Pfx3l8Wa NOT at Dark-Novels.com.
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Like your Springs full of Steam? Free sexy romances here 4/5 - 4/14: https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/o...
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Wishing Fantasy Island was real? Get your fantasy fix 4/7-4/22 here: https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/c...
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Did you miss the Steamy Springs? Never fear for Kiss Steamy Romance is here (4/1 thru 4/30): https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/A...
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Want to see some Fantasy Falls and meet the keeper of the blue hand flame for less than the cost of a candy bar (including The Pack: Addison by Grea Alexander)?
Go here: ** https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/A... between 4/1 and April 14th.
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Want even more titillating titles? Romance is here. April 1 through April 30th: https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/z...
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Want to read something scarier than your tax bill? Get your free horror ebooks here: ** https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/2...
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Have you ever said to yourself: "Gee, if only my romance had a supernatural flare." or "Why can't fantasies come true in the city?"
Well here you go! Free Paranormal Romance and Urban Fantasy ebooks can be had here: https://mybookcave.com/g/685de190/
As a bonus, you can enter to win $25!
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Want even more Paranormal Romance but with a little more spice? Sexy Paranormal Romance is here: https://mybookcave.com/g/d8b30beb/
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NEW ADDITIONS AS OF 04-03-2019:
Romance - Free Hot and Steam Reads: 4/5 - 4/30: https://books.bookfunnel.com/romanceb...
Free Paranormal Love: 4/5 - 4/30: https://books.bookfunnel.com/paranorm...
Spring After Sunset (Free Paranormal Romance) : 4/8 - 4/30/19 https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/m...
NEW ADDITIONS AS OF 04-07-2019:
Free Romantic Suspense Books - 4/8 - 5/7: https://storyoriginapp.com/bundles/1e...
99c Sci-Fi, Fantasy, Horror sale - 4/12 - 4/21: https://books.bookfunnel.com/writerso...
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NEW ADDITIONS AS OF 04-07-2019:
All of these run 04/11 – 05/10:
Step into the Past - Historical Fiction: https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/Z...
Steamy Romance Giveaway: https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/A...
Hell-Raising Horror Giveaway: https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/k...
Love Bites - Paranormal Romance Giveaway: https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/I...
Forbidden Planets - Science Fiction Giveaway: https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/J...
Easter Romance Giveaway: https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/7...
Discover the Magic - Fantasy Giveaway: https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/P...
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Enjoy!
Grea.
You can also find this information in pretty, easy to digest, graphical format on my website (and as far in the future as I'm aware of): http://seamonkeyink.com/seamonkey_ink...
Please note: These promotions are run through various outfits and on various sites. Some ask for your email address and some don't.
With no further ado:
Here are the free ebooks and deeply discounted book promotions for April.
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Get your free thriller, crime & horror ebook fix here 4/1 - 4/30: https://storyoriginapp.com/to/Pfx3l8Wa NOT at Dark-Novels.com.
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Like your Springs full of Steam? Free sexy romances here 4/5 - 4/14: https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/o...
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Wishing Fantasy Island was real? Get your fantasy fix 4/7-4/22 here: https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/c...
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Did you miss the Steamy Springs? Never fear for Kiss Steamy Romance is here (4/1 thru 4/30): https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/A...
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Want to see some Fantasy Falls and meet the keeper of the blue hand flame for less than the cost of a candy bar (including The Pack: Addison by Grea Alexander)?
Go here: ** https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/A... between 4/1 and April 14th.
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Want even more titillating titles? Romance is here. April 1 through April 30th: https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/z...
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Want to read something scarier than your tax bill? Get your free horror ebooks here: ** https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/2...
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Have you ever said to yourself: "Gee, if only my romance had a supernatural flare." or "Why can't fantasies come true in the city?"
Well here you go! Free Paranormal Romance and Urban Fantasy ebooks can be had here: https://mybookcave.com/g/685de190/
As a bonus, you can enter to win $25!
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Want even more Paranormal Romance but with a little more spice? Sexy Paranormal Romance is here: https://mybookcave.com/g/d8b30beb/
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NEW ADDITIONS AS OF 04-03-2019:
Romance - Free Hot and Steam Reads: 4/5 - 4/30: https://books.bookfunnel.com/romanceb...
Free Paranormal Love: 4/5 - 4/30: https://books.bookfunnel.com/paranorm...
Spring After Sunset (Free Paranormal Romance) : 4/8 - 4/30/19 https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/m...
NEW ADDITIONS AS OF 04-07-2019:
Free Romantic Suspense Books - 4/8 - 5/7: https://storyoriginapp.com/bundles/1e...
99c Sci-Fi, Fantasy, Horror sale - 4/12 - 4/21: https://books.bookfunnel.com/writerso...
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NEW ADDITIONS AS OF 04-07-2019:
All of these run 04/11 – 05/10:
Step into the Past - Historical Fiction: https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/Z...
Steamy Romance Giveaway: https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/A...
Hell-Raising Horror Giveaway: https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/k...
Love Bites - Paranormal Romance Giveaway: https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/I...
Forbidden Planets - Science Fiction Giveaway: https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/J...
Easter Romance Giveaway: https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/7...
Discover the Magic - Fantasy Giveaway: https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/P...
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Enjoy!
Grea.
May-Day: May 2019 Sales, Freebies, Prizes & Special Promotions
Cabello: Petrika comes out 05/15/19....just a short time after the release of the original. (cough. cough). In line with my vow to keep my ebook prices as affordable as possible, it will hold the $2.99 line.
It's on presale now via Amazon, Kobo, Barnes & Noble, etc.
You can also get your hands on the first chapters here: https://claims.prolificworks.com/free...
The 3rd and final book in the series, Cabello: Acadea, js slowly coming alive within the next couple of days and will go on presale (at $2.99 as well).
Find it on presale on Amazon, Kobo, Barnes & Noble, etc.
Lastly, here's a handy directory of all of Grea Alexander's retailers. Click on a retailer's name and it will take you directly to her page (and thus these titles): http://greaalexander.seamonkeyink.com...
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Ok, so really quickly, here's a rundown of the free ebook giveaways, sales and other promotions I have stuck my fingers into for the month of May. They are on various sites, run by various promoters and have various participants.
Unless otherwise designated, it's likely a free ebook giveaway.
Want the pretty graphical version? Go here: http://seamonkeyink.com/seamonkey_ink... (May additions will update on 5/1)
Lastly, feel free to share this information with whomever you choose, however you choose.
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SCI-FI/FANTASY
- Fantasy Fix: 5/1 - 5/31 https://mybookcave.com/g/63357be9/
- Paranormal May: 5/1-5/31 https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/z...
- Free & 99c Fantasy Firsties: 5/4 - 5/18 https://storyoriginapp.com/to/Sswd7HI3
- SFF Sci-Fi & Fantasy: 5/13-5/19 http://sffbookbonanza.com/freebooks/ This group also offers BIG prizes such as the chance to win $100 Amazon gift cards & Kindle Gift Baskets
SFF Sci-Fi & Fantasy 99c Books: 5/20 - 5/26 http://sffbookbonanza.com/99c-books/ Same group as above with the same level of prizes
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HORROR
- Mayhem: 5/1-5/31 https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/n...
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ROMANCE
- Eternal Love: 4/25 - 12/31 https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/G...
- Spring Into Romance: 5/1 - 5/31 https://mybookcave.com/g/ed4684ca/ Includes a chance to win a $25 giftcard
- Reading Is Sexy: 5/1 - 5/31 https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/c... Includes Erotica (Yes, there are multiple authors, just keep scrolling down. (wink))
- Hot Girls & Ladies in Hot Books: 5/1-5/31 https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/n... same as above
- May by Moonlight: https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/2... Paranormal romance
- Summer Nights Romance Giveaway: 5/13 - 6/13 https://storyoriginapp.com/bundles/26...
- Romance, Romance & Romance: 4/28 - 5/31 https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/s...
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HISTORICAL FICTION
- Those Who Forget the Past: 5/1 - 5/31 https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/c... Historical Fiction & Non-Fiction
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NON-FICTION
- No Myth: 5/1 - 5/31 https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/M...
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MULTI-GENRE
- Celebrate Diversity - Authors of Color: 5/15 - 6/15 https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/t...
- The Write Stuff - Female Authors 5/15 - 6/15 https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/l...
- My Summer Reading List: 5/1 - 5/31 https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/F...
--Re-Kindle - Kindle Unlimited Authors: 5/12 - 5/18 https://storyoriginapp.com/bundles/25...
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ONGOING
- Dark Fantasy: 4/9 - 6/7 https://storyoriginapp.com/to/OYDG1G5X
- Free Romantic Suspense Books - 4/8 - 5/7: https://storyoriginapp.com/bundles/1e...
All of these run 04/11 – 05/10:
- Step into the Past - Historical Fiction: https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/Z...
- Steamy Romance Giveaway: https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/A...
- Hell-Raising Horror Giveaway: https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/k...
- Love Bites - Paranormal Romance Giveaway: https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/I...
- Forbidden Planets - Science Fiction Giveaway: https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/J...
- Easter Romance Giveaway: https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/7...
- Discover the Magic - Fantasy Giveaway: https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/P...
LET FREE-DOM RING!
Here are July's free giveaways and goodies. Enjoy!
Unless otherwise designated, these are free ebook giveaways.
Please note: Some are running on both Story Origin and Prolific Works at the same time. However, there are/may be different authors involved so check both of them out.
--NEW FOR JULY--
ALL OR MULTI-GENRE
7/1 - 7/31: My Historic, Horrific, Romantic, Fantastic, Suspenseful, Contemporary, Erotic, Fictitious, Non-fiction Summer! Ebooks from all genres to pass the summer days
Story Origin: https://storyoriginapp.com/to/z5Q8Nu5
Prolific Works: https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/e...
7/1 - 7/31: Star-Crossed: Opposites Attract or Unexpected Partnerships or Romances -requited & unrequited like, love, lust, respect.
Story Origin: https://storyoriginapp.com/to/60LnIuW
Prolific Works: https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/0...
7/14 - 7/20: Re-Kindle: Kindle Unlimited Ebook Showcase Books available on Kindle Unlimited https://storyoriginapp.com/to/2ZwPoJaK
7/15 - 8/15: A Different World - Ethnic major/main characters
Story Origin: https://storyoriginapp.com/to/D_UD0mvI
Prolific Works: https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/n...
7/15 - 8/15: With Friends Like These - Books featuring a major betrayal.
Story Origin: https://storyoriginapp.com/to/vgJI5VV8
Prolific Works: https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/t...
SCI-FI/FANTASY
7/15 - 7/21: SFF Sci-Fi & Fantasy Best chance ever at winning a mega prize in value from $100 plus such as $100 Kindle Giftcards or Mega Kindle baskets that include e-readers (sometimes BOTH). The entry banners are hidden between the books on offer. http://sffbookbonanza.com/freebooks/
--ONGOING--
ALL OR MUTLI-GENRE
6/15 - 7/15 Indie-pendence: Independently published books - All Genres
Story Origin: https://storyoriginapp.com/to/3u4Y01R8
Prolific Works: https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/i...
6/15 - 7/15 Fabulous, Feisty & Female: Strong Female Main Characters - All Genres
Story Origin: https://storyoriginapp.com/to/PSmqxJPW
Prolific Works: https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/U...
ROMANCE/EROTICA
6/1 - 8/30 Paranormal Fantasy Romantic Giveaway https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/H...
Reading is Sexy: thru 8/31 https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/c... Steamy romance & erotica. Yes, there is more than one author. (Keep scrolling downward).
6/1 - 8/31 Hot Girls, Hot Ladies, Hot Books, Hot Summer!!! Steamy Romance & Erotica https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/h... Yes, there are more authors, just keep scrolling.
Eternal Love: thru December 31st: https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/G...
Unless otherwise designated, these are free ebook giveaways.
Please note: Some are running on both Story Origin and Prolific Works at the same time. However, there are/may be different authors involved so check both of them out.
--NEW FOR JULY--
ALL OR MULTI-GENRE
7/1 - 7/31: My Historic, Horrific, Romantic, Fantastic, Suspenseful, Contemporary, Erotic, Fictitious, Non-fiction Summer! Ebooks from all genres to pass the summer days
Story Origin: https://storyoriginapp.com/to/z5Q8Nu5
Prolific Works: https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/e...
7/1 - 7/31: Star-Crossed: Opposites Attract or Unexpected Partnerships or Romances -requited & unrequited like, love, lust, respect.
Story Origin: https://storyoriginapp.com/to/60LnIuW
Prolific Works: https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/0...
7/14 - 7/20: Re-Kindle: Kindle Unlimited Ebook Showcase Books available on Kindle Unlimited https://storyoriginapp.com/to/2ZwPoJaK
7/15 - 8/15: A Different World - Ethnic major/main characters
Story Origin: https://storyoriginapp.com/to/D_UD0mvI
Prolific Works: https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/n...
7/15 - 8/15: With Friends Like These - Books featuring a major betrayal.
Story Origin: https://storyoriginapp.com/to/vgJI5VV8
Prolific Works: https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/t...
SCI-FI/FANTASY
7/15 - 7/21: SFF Sci-Fi & Fantasy Best chance ever at winning a mega prize in value from $100 plus such as $100 Kindle Giftcards or Mega Kindle baskets that include e-readers (sometimes BOTH). The entry banners are hidden between the books on offer. http://sffbookbonanza.com/freebooks/
--ONGOING--
ALL OR MUTLI-GENRE
6/15 - 7/15 Indie-pendence: Independently published books - All Genres
Story Origin: https://storyoriginapp.com/to/3u4Y01R8
Prolific Works: https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/i...
6/15 - 7/15 Fabulous, Feisty & Female: Strong Female Main Characters - All Genres
Story Origin: https://storyoriginapp.com/to/PSmqxJPW
Prolific Works: https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/U...
ROMANCE/EROTICA
6/1 - 8/30 Paranormal Fantasy Romantic Giveaway https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/H...
Reading is Sexy: thru 8/31 https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/c... Steamy romance & erotica. Yes, there is more than one author. (Keep scrolling downward).
6/1 - 8/31 Hot Girls, Hot Ladies, Hot Books, Hot Summer!!! Steamy Romance & Erotica https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/h... Yes, there are more authors, just keep scrolling.
Eternal Love: thru December 31st: https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/G...
Sweltering Summer Swag: August Free Ebooks & Potential Prizes
Now that you're all done calling out to "Son of SeaMonkey" three times while staring into your bathroom mirror - naked and bathed only in candlelight...while intermittently gargling a Bloody Mary....
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Gimme Gimme Free!
Well, it's that time of the month again!
No, not the time of the month where your (or your significant...or insignificant other's) feminine hygiene products help you have the best life ever. You know the one where you (or she) frolic in the cooling surf of a disturbingly beautiful beach... in complete and utter self-absorbed, oblivious joy - all the while attracting the local shark population in closer to shore?
No, instead, it's time to peruse the August free ebook offers!
________________________________________
Want some free ebooks but don’t have a kindle or other mobi capable device?
Amazon has a free app that lets you read Kindle ebooks on your laptop, tablet, computer, mobile or toilet.
In short, if you can read this posting, you can read any kindle ebook...that's in a language you actually know how to read.
How do you get it?
From here: https://www.amazon.com/kindle-dbs/fd/kcp
Want a free epub ebook reader that does the same thing except that it does it for .epub files (such as Nook)? https://www.adobe.com/solutions/ebook...
________________________________________
As usual: Unless otherwise designated, these are free ebook giveaways.
Please note: Some promotions are running on both Story Origin and Prolific Works (AKA the Website Formerly Known as Instafreebie) at the same time. However, there are/may be different authors involved so check both of them out.
________________________________________
ALL OR MULTI-GENRE
8/1 - 8/31: Love Geometry: Emotional triangles, squares....octogons
Story Origin: https://storyoriginapp.com/to/tLdDxkN
Prolific Works: https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/2...
8/11 - 8/17 Re-Kindle: Kindle Unlimited Ebook Showcase: Books available to read for free on Kindle Unlimited https://storyoriginapp.com/to/xhJvHrsR
8/15 - 9/15: Mommy Dearest -Parental figures only V.C. Andrews and Walt Disney could love.
Story Origin: https://storyoriginapp.com/to/2bFdCrd
Prolific Works: https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/b...
8/15 - 9/15: Damsels Who Cause Distress - Books featuring female characters who actually do all or most of the rescuing/problem solving.
Story Origin: https://storyoriginapp.com/to/SUZeOq5
Prolific Works: https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/n...
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SCI-FI/FANTASY
08/1 - 08/31: Recess of the Mind: Speculative Fiction (which means Horror, Sci-Fi & Fantasy and all of the little perverts that like to hide under their skirt)
Story Origin: https://storyoriginapp.com/to/1NxL545
Prolific Works: https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/c...
08/12 - 08/18: SFF Sci-Fi & Fantasy - All Science Fiction & Fantasy subgenres including: Action & Adventure, Space Opera, Hard Sci-Fi, Military Sci-Fi, Dystopian & Post-Apocalyptic, Cyberpunk & Steampunk, Sci-Fi Romance, Epic Fantasy & Sword & Sorcery, Urban Fantasy, Horror, Fables & Mythology, Fantasy & Paranormal Romance, Science Fantasy, Humor Sci-Fi & Fantasy, Young Adult, Kids
This is also your best chance ever at winning a mega prize in value from $100 plus such as $100 Kindle Giftcards or Mega Kindle baskets that include e-readers (sometimes BOTH). The entry banners are hidden between the books on offer. http://sffbookbonanza.com/freebooks/
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SNEAK A PEEK
Here are the new covers for the Sedition Trilogy (AKA Rebellion: The Next Generation): https://www.goodreads.com/series/2673...
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SHAMELESS AUGUST FARROW PLUG
August Farrow has recently released her 4th brand new photobook series. The photos in these books have been taken by August Farrow with cameras of varying powers over a number of years (including, rarely, a cell phone) and depict the crazy variety of flora and fauna she's seen over the years.
NEWEST
Wildlife (excludes birds, insects & spiders but includes (in some books) awesome things like bobcat and bear): http://augustfarrow.seamonkeyink.com/...
RECENT
Birds: http://augustfarrow.seamonkeyink.com/...
Insects & Spiders (Arthropods): http://augustfarrow.seamonkeyink.com/...
Houston Garden Center: http://augustfarrow.seamonkeyink.com/...
It's not a "historically" this has been here or its range should extend to there, it's a what is actually y there that a non Erwin or Cousteau can actually see if they visit, are very blessed and/or lucky and they put in a bit of effort.
Some of the insects depicted are only a few millimeters long in reality. In addition, rare and endangered species are included within the wildlife, bird and arthropod series.
Series on scenic vistas AKA landscapes will be coming out over the course of the next few months.
Best of all, all August Farrow titles are available to peruse for free with Kindle Unlimited,
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Until next month!
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Gimme Gimme Free!
Well, it's that time of the month again!
No, not the time of the month where your (or your significant...or insignificant other's) feminine hygiene products help you have the best life ever. You know the one where you (or she) frolic in the cooling surf of a disturbingly beautiful beach... in complete and utter self-absorbed, oblivious joy - all the while attracting the local shark population in closer to shore?
No, instead, it's time to peruse the August free ebook offers!
________________________________________
Want some free ebooks but don’t have a kindle or other mobi capable device?
Amazon has a free app that lets you read Kindle ebooks on your laptop, tablet, computer, mobile or toilet.
In short, if you can read this posting, you can read any kindle ebook...that's in a language you actually know how to read.
How do you get it?
From here: https://www.amazon.com/kindle-dbs/fd/kcp
Want a free epub ebook reader that does the same thing except that it does it for .epub files (such as Nook)? https://www.adobe.com/solutions/ebook...
________________________________________
As usual: Unless otherwise designated, these are free ebook giveaways.
Please note: Some promotions are running on both Story Origin and Prolific Works (AKA the Website Formerly Known as Instafreebie) at the same time. However, there are/may be different authors involved so check both of them out.
________________________________________
ALL OR MULTI-GENRE
8/1 - 8/31: Love Geometry: Emotional triangles, squares....octogons
Story Origin: https://storyoriginapp.com/to/tLdDxkN
Prolific Works: https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/2...
8/11 - 8/17 Re-Kindle: Kindle Unlimited Ebook Showcase: Books available to read for free on Kindle Unlimited https://storyoriginapp.com/to/xhJvHrsR
8/15 - 9/15: Mommy Dearest -Parental figures only V.C. Andrews and Walt Disney could love.
Story Origin: https://storyoriginapp.com/to/2bFdCrd
Prolific Works: https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/b...
8/15 - 9/15: Damsels Who Cause Distress - Books featuring female characters who actually do all or most of the rescuing/problem solving.
Story Origin: https://storyoriginapp.com/to/SUZeOq5
Prolific Works: https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/n...
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SCI-FI/FANTASY
08/1 - 08/31: Recess of the Mind: Speculative Fiction (which means Horror, Sci-Fi & Fantasy and all of the little perverts that like to hide under their skirt)
Story Origin: https://storyoriginapp.com/to/1NxL545
Prolific Works: https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/c...
08/12 - 08/18: SFF Sci-Fi & Fantasy - All Science Fiction & Fantasy subgenres including: Action & Adventure, Space Opera, Hard Sci-Fi, Military Sci-Fi, Dystopian & Post-Apocalyptic, Cyberpunk & Steampunk, Sci-Fi Romance, Epic Fantasy & Sword & Sorcery, Urban Fantasy, Horror, Fables & Mythology, Fantasy & Paranormal Romance, Science Fantasy, Humor Sci-Fi & Fantasy, Young Adult, Kids
This is also your best chance ever at winning a mega prize in value from $100 plus such as $100 Kindle Giftcards or Mega Kindle baskets that include e-readers (sometimes BOTH). The entry banners are hidden between the books on offer. http://sffbookbonanza.com/freebooks/
________________________________________
SNEAK A PEEK
Here are the new covers for the Sedition Trilogy (AKA Rebellion: The Next Generation): https://www.goodreads.com/series/2673...
________________________________________
SHAMELESS AUGUST FARROW PLUG
August Farrow has recently released her 4th brand new photobook series. The photos in these books have been taken by August Farrow with cameras of varying powers over a number of years (including, rarely, a cell phone) and depict the crazy variety of flora and fauna she's seen over the years.
NEWEST
Wildlife (excludes birds, insects & spiders but includes (in some books) awesome things like bobcat and bear): http://augustfarrow.seamonkeyink.com/...
RECENT
Birds: http://augustfarrow.seamonkeyink.com/...
Insects & Spiders (Arthropods): http://augustfarrow.seamonkeyink.com/...
Houston Garden Center: http://augustfarrow.seamonkeyink.com/...
It's not a "historically" this has been here or its range should extend to there, it's a what is actually y there that a non Erwin or Cousteau can actually see if they visit, are very blessed and/or lucky and they put in a bit of effort.
Some of the insects depicted are only a few millimeters long in reality. In addition, rare and endangered species are included within the wildlife, bird and arthropod series.
Series on scenic vistas AKA landscapes will be coming out over the course of the next few months.
Best of all, all August Farrow titles are available to peruse for free with Kindle Unlimited,
________________________________________
Until next month!
Scintillating September: Free Ebooks & Prizes
As usual: Unless otherwise designated, the below are free ebook giveaways.
Please note: Some are running on both Story Origin and Prolific Works at the same time. However, there are/may be different authors involved so check both of them out.
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Don’t have a kindle or other mobi capable device?
Amazon has a free app that lets you read Kindle ebooks on your laptop, tablet, computer, mobile phone or toilet. In short, if you can read this post, you can read any kindle ebook...that's in a language you actually know how to read.
How do you get it? From here: https://www.amazon.com/kindle-dbs/fd/kcp
Want a free epub ebook reader that does the same thing except for .epub files (such as Nook)? https://www.adobe.com/solutions/ebook...
P.S. Don't worry if a title isn't the first in its series. I write my books so that you can pick up any book in a series and understand what's going on (though of course you miss out on a lot of things you might otherwise understand the significance of if you don't read them all in order).
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ALL OR MULTI-GENRE
09/03 - 9/30: Keeping Tempo - Contemporary Fiction set in or after 1975
Story Origin: https://storyoriginapp.com/to/XANz6Fv
Prolific Works: https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/n...
09/3 - 09/30: Sale Away: Books for less than a gourmet coffee i.e. under $3
Story Origin: https://storyoriginapp.com/to/BJ4C8XB
Prolific Works: https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/O...
9/17 - 10/15: Super-Freak: Books with Supernatural or Paranormal Creatures or Elements (mostly Sci-fi/Fantasy though there are other genres mixed in)
Story Origin: https://storyoriginapp.com/to/D3DvVJN
Prolific Works: https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/v...
9/17 - 10/15: Kill 'Em with Kindness....Just as Long as They Die - Books with body counts
Story Origin: https://storyoriginapp.com/to/NHFshhp
Prolific Works: https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/X...
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SCI-FI/FANTASY
09/16 - 09/22: SFF Sci-Fi & Fantasy - All Science Fiction & Fantasy subgenres including: Action & Adventure, Space Opera, Hard Sci-Fi, Military Sci-Fi, Dystopian & Post-Apocalyptic, Cyberpunk & Steampunk, Sci-Fi Romance, Epic Fantasy & Sword & Sorcery, Urban Fantasy, Horror, Fables & Mythology, Fantasy & Paranormal Romance, Science Fantasy, Humor Sci-Fi & Fantasy, Young Adult, Kids
This is also your best chance ever at winning a mega prize in value from $100 plus such as $100 Kindle Giftcards or Mega Kindle baskets that include e-readers (sometimes BOTH).
The entry banners are hidden between the books on offer.
http://sffbookbonanza.com/freebooks/
9/17 - 10/15: Super-Freak: Books with Supernatural or Paranormal Creatures or Elements (mostly Sci-fi/Fantasy though there are other genres mixed in)
Story Origin: https://storyoriginapp.com/to/D3DvVJN
Prolific Works: https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/v...
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ROMANCE
09/01 - 09/30 Steamy Romance - Put the kids to bed and ask the good Lord to forgive you romance over at My Book Cave https://mybookcave.com/g/fa4e063b/
Please note: Some are running on both Story Origin and Prolific Works at the same time. However, there are/may be different authors involved so check both of them out.
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Don’t have a kindle or other mobi capable device?
Amazon has a free app that lets you read Kindle ebooks on your laptop, tablet, computer, mobile phone or toilet. In short, if you can read this post, you can read any kindle ebook...that's in a language you actually know how to read.
How do you get it? From here: https://www.amazon.com/kindle-dbs/fd/kcp
Want a free epub ebook reader that does the same thing except for .epub files (such as Nook)? https://www.adobe.com/solutions/ebook...
P.S. Don't worry if a title isn't the first in its series. I write my books so that you can pick up any book in a series and understand what's going on (though of course you miss out on a lot of things you might otherwise understand the significance of if you don't read them all in order).
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ALL OR MULTI-GENRE
09/03 - 9/30: Keeping Tempo - Contemporary Fiction set in or after 1975
Story Origin: https://storyoriginapp.com/to/XANz6Fv
Prolific Works: https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/n...
09/3 - 09/30: Sale Away: Books for less than a gourmet coffee i.e. under $3
Story Origin: https://storyoriginapp.com/to/BJ4C8XB
Prolific Works: https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/O...
9/17 - 10/15: Super-Freak: Books with Supernatural or Paranormal Creatures or Elements (mostly Sci-fi/Fantasy though there are other genres mixed in)
Story Origin: https://storyoriginapp.com/to/D3DvVJN
Prolific Works: https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/v...
9/17 - 10/15: Kill 'Em with Kindness....Just as Long as They Die - Books with body counts
Story Origin: https://storyoriginapp.com/to/NHFshhp
Prolific Works: https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/X...
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SCI-FI/FANTASY
09/16 - 09/22: SFF Sci-Fi & Fantasy - All Science Fiction & Fantasy subgenres including: Action & Adventure, Space Opera, Hard Sci-Fi, Military Sci-Fi, Dystopian & Post-Apocalyptic, Cyberpunk & Steampunk, Sci-Fi Romance, Epic Fantasy & Sword & Sorcery, Urban Fantasy, Horror, Fables & Mythology, Fantasy & Paranormal Romance, Science Fantasy, Humor Sci-Fi & Fantasy, Young Adult, Kids
This is also your best chance ever at winning a mega prize in value from $100 plus such as $100 Kindle Giftcards or Mega Kindle baskets that include e-readers (sometimes BOTH).
The entry banners are hidden between the books on offer.
http://sffbookbonanza.com/freebooks/
9/17 - 10/15: Super-Freak: Books with Supernatural or Paranormal Creatures or Elements (mostly Sci-fi/Fantasy though there are other genres mixed in)
Story Origin: https://storyoriginapp.com/to/D3DvVJN
Prolific Works: https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/v...
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ROMANCE
09/01 - 09/30 Steamy Romance - Put the kids to bed and ask the good Lord to forgive you romance over at My Book Cave https://mybookcave.com/g/fa4e063b/
Just What Are You Up To Lately, Grea?
Aside from actually trying to promote my books (laugh) I've been busy with actual writing.
Right now I'm about 65% through writing Cabello 3, Acadea.
I've also put up the new covers for the Sedition series and mini-synopsis..sisis. Sedition is a spin-off trilogy that will follow the Choi children from the Rebellion series (mostly Xian).
Aside from storming libraries nationwide, the free previews offered via free ebook giveaway group (September's listing will be up on the 17th) and a newsletter.... of sorts, I'd like to share with all of my GoodReads blog visitors the top reasons (scientifically identified by yours truly) people should buy my books.
Ready?
- Buy my books because you still need one more item to qualify for free shipping.
- Buy my books to sing like Prince or Whitney Houston...with laryngitis & their vocal cords partially removed.
- Buy my books because nothing that truly tastes great is really less filling.
- Buy my books to support a local author. (I'm more local to some than others.)
- Buy my books to see me do a little happy dance….with your eyes closed in your imagination.
- Buy my books and two black spots will disappear from your soul…only to be replaced by five new ones.
- Buy my books to spit in the eye of everyone who said Trix are just for kids.
- Buy my books because one size fits all is total bull...shirt.
- Buy your books so that nasty looking rash will go away!
- Buy my books to see the future…by skipping to the last page.
- Buy my books because side effects should never apply to you!
- Buy my books because the only demons in your head should be mine.
- Buy my books to support a great cause.: me!
- Buy my books because being 1st is always better than being last! Ok, not always but mostly.
- Buy my books because they all come with a prize inside: words.
- Buy my books because they taste like chicken (& they’re cheep).
- Buy my books because books make you look smart. (Notice I said LOOK.)
- Buy my books because it keeps me from hiding in your bushes with binoculars.
- Buy my books so all your current legal troubles will end... only to be replaced by new ones!
- Buy my books so the demons in your house will disappear...inside of you.
- Buy my books because even *I* don’t look good in a cardboard box.
- Buy my books to save money on car insurance…by not paying for it in the 1st place.
- Buy my books to prove you've amounted to something….about $3-$5.
- Buy my books to attract the love you’ve been missing into your life (from me & my accountant).
- Buy my books online because having your card declined in public is just plain embarrassing.
- Buy my books because hoarding is underrated.
- Buy my books to become immortal. (What you do on the internet NEVER goes away.)
- Buy my books to win a trip to anywhere in the world...eventually… from somewhere else… maybe.
- Buy my books because when I’m out on the streets bad things happen.
- Buy my books so you too will be able to call in the Hydra!
- Buy my books because you don’t have to add milk you don't have.
- Buy my books so your wife/girlfriend/boyfriend/husband never has to know.
- Buy my books because they make the voices go away.
- Buy my books to appear on TV...in the reflection when it’s off.
- Buy my books to prove Mensa doesn’t have ALL the smart people.
- Buy my books so I won’t testify against you in court.
- Buy my books to lose weight! (Full brain cells are smaller & weigh less than empty ones).
- Buy my books to give your lactose intolerance the finger...then promptly hurl.
- Buy my books, make 10 more people buy them….and absolutely nothing will happen!
- Buy my books to prove you have taste (questionable taste, but taste).
- Buy my books to look great naked…because you’ll be reading instead of looking in a mirror.
- Buy my books to make your ereader/computer grow 3 inches in just 2 weeks.
- Buy my books because I'm one of you... only better.
- Buy my books to make los cucarachas salir!
- Buy my books to increase your brain size….or cause an aneurysm. (I always mix up the 2).
- Buy my books because joy is a gift. Surely, I deserve something in return.
- Buy my books because laughter is not priceless. I think I’ve at least earned $2.99 here.
Cheers!
Grea.
Right now I'm about 65% through writing Cabello 3, Acadea.
I've also put up the new covers for the Sedition series and mini-synopsis..sisis. Sedition is a spin-off trilogy that will follow the Choi children from the Rebellion series (mostly Xian).
Aside from storming libraries nationwide, the free previews offered via free ebook giveaway group (September's listing will be up on the 17th) and a newsletter.... of sorts, I'd like to share with all of my GoodReads blog visitors the top reasons (scientifically identified by yours truly) people should buy my books.
Ready?
- Buy my books because you still need one more item to qualify for free shipping.
- Buy my books to sing like Prince or Whitney Houston...with laryngitis & their vocal cords partially removed.
- Buy my books because nothing that truly tastes great is really less filling.
- Buy my books to support a local author. (I'm more local to some than others.)
- Buy my books to see me do a little happy dance….with your eyes closed in your imagination.
- Buy my books and two black spots will disappear from your soul…only to be replaced by five new ones.
- Buy my books to spit in the eye of everyone who said Trix are just for kids.
- Buy my books because one size fits all is total bull...shirt.
- Buy your books so that nasty looking rash will go away!
- Buy my books to see the future…by skipping to the last page.
- Buy my books because side effects should never apply to you!
- Buy my books because the only demons in your head should be mine.
- Buy my books to support a great cause.: me!
- Buy my books because being 1st is always better than being last! Ok, not always but mostly.
- Buy my books because they all come with a prize inside: words.
- Buy my books because they taste like chicken (& they’re cheep).
- Buy my books because books make you look smart. (Notice I said LOOK.)
- Buy my books because it keeps me from hiding in your bushes with binoculars.
- Buy my books so all your current legal troubles will end... only to be replaced by new ones!
- Buy my books so the demons in your house will disappear...inside of you.
- Buy my books because even *I* don’t look good in a cardboard box.
- Buy my books to save money on car insurance…by not paying for it in the 1st place.
- Buy my books to prove you've amounted to something….about $3-$5.
- Buy my books to attract the love you’ve been missing into your life (from me & my accountant).
- Buy my books online because having your card declined in public is just plain embarrassing.
- Buy my books because hoarding is underrated.
- Buy my books to become immortal. (What you do on the internet NEVER goes away.)
- Buy my books to win a trip to anywhere in the world...eventually… from somewhere else… maybe.
- Buy my books because when I’m out on the streets bad things happen.
- Buy my books so you too will be able to call in the Hydra!
- Buy my books because you don’t have to add milk you don't have.
- Buy my books so your wife/girlfriend/boyfriend/husband never has to know.
- Buy my books because they make the voices go away.
- Buy my books to appear on TV...in the reflection when it’s off.
- Buy my books to prove Mensa doesn’t have ALL the smart people.
- Buy my books so I won’t testify against you in court.
- Buy my books to lose weight! (Full brain cells are smaller & weigh less than empty ones).
- Buy my books to give your lactose intolerance the finger...then promptly hurl.
- Buy my books, make 10 more people buy them….and absolutely nothing will happen!
- Buy my books to prove you have taste (questionable taste, but taste).
- Buy my books to look great naked…because you’ll be reading instead of looking in a mirror.
- Buy my books to make your ereader/computer grow 3 inches in just 2 weeks.
- Buy my books because I'm one of you... only better.
- Buy my books to make los cucarachas salir!
- Buy my books to increase your brain size….or cause an aneurysm. (I always mix up the 2).
- Buy my books because joy is a gift. Surely, I deserve something in return.
- Buy my books because laughter is not priceless. I think I’ve at least earned $2.99 here.
Cheers!
Grea.
Scintillating September PART DEUX!: More Free Ebooks
Additional promotions for this month have popped up!
Enjoy!
09/27 - 10/1: Autumn Vibes - All Genres https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/y...
09/23 - 10/7: Hidden Worlds - Fantasy only https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/5...
09/27 - 10/1: Autumn Vibes - All Genres https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/y...
Want more September Free Ebook & Prize promotions? Go here to the original post: https://www.goodreads.com/author_blog...
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Lastly, there are some Amazon Free Trials going on right now. I don't know how long these are going to be running, but here they are for now.
Try them all now. Try them one at a time. Try a new one each month.
All of these offers include a free trial period followed by an automatic monthly bill at the going subscription rate; however, you can unsubscribe at any time.
In short, if you decide not to keep the service past the free trial period, make sure you set yourself a reminder before the free cancellation period is over and follow thru with the cancel if you don't want to be charged.
Free 1 month of Kindle Unlimited: https://amzn.to/2NVsvj4
Free Audible Trial: https://amzn.to/2ZPv8JJ
Free Amazon Fresh Grocery Delivery/Prime Combo trial: https://amzn.to/2Q9E7BS
- Must be a Prime Member for access to Amazon Fresh. Non-Prime Members signing up for Fresh Free Trial will simultaneously sign up for Prime Free Trial.
- After trial period, Fresh membership is $14.99 per month and Prime membership is $10.99 for monthly plan.
Free Amazon Music Trial: https://amzn.to/2O1GvaU
Free Amazon Prime Trial including Prime Video, etc: https://amzn.to/2NYt4so
Full disclosure, I am indeed an Amazon Affiliate.
Toodles!
Grea.
Enjoy!
09/27 - 10/1: Autumn Vibes - All Genres https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/y...
09/23 - 10/7: Hidden Worlds - Fantasy only https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/5...
09/27 - 10/1: Autumn Vibes - All Genres https://claims.prolificworks.com/gg/y...
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Lastly, there are some Amazon Free Trials going on right now. I don't know how long these are going to be running, but here they are for now.
Try them all now. Try them one at a time. Try a new one each month.
All of these offers include a free trial period followed by an automatic monthly bill at the going subscription rate; however, you can unsubscribe at any time.
In short, if you decide not to keep the service past the free trial period, make sure you set yourself a reminder before the free cancellation period is over and follow thru with the cancel if you don't want to be charged.
Free 1 month of Kindle Unlimited: https://amzn.to/2NVsvj4
Free Audible Trial: https://amzn.to/2ZPv8JJ
Free Amazon Fresh Grocery Delivery/Prime Combo trial: https://amzn.to/2Q9E7BS
- Must be a Prime Member for access to Amazon Fresh. Non-Prime Members signing up for Fresh Free Trial will simultaneously sign up for Prime Free Trial.
- After trial period, Fresh membership is $14.99 per month and Prime membership is $10.99 for monthly plan.
Free Amazon Music Trial: https://amzn.to/2O1GvaU
Free Amazon Prime Trial including Prime Video, etc: https://amzn.to/2NYt4so
Full disclosure, I am indeed an Amazon Affiliate.
Toodles!
Grea.
