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MATRIX VISIONS - FREE ON KINDLE
Matrix Visions, my poetic book of dark and strange spiritual conspiracy secrets is now FREE on Kindle for five days, so grab a copy whilst you can. Many thanks!
Amazon.com: http://amzn.com/B01F2LPVE6
Amazon.co.uk: http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B01F2LPVE6
ReejecttIIon - FREE ON KINDLE!
Daniel - What’s the matter Harry? Why are you boo-hooing like a toddler that’s just seen his favourite teddy bear go through a shredder? You shouldn’t be such a cry baby, you know.
Harry - It’s nothing, Daniel. Don’t you worry about me.
Daniel - Alright, I won’t. But do stop crying. I can’t hear the plot to The Dukes of Hazzard, and you’re getting tears and snot all over the T.V remote.
Harry - Isn’t that the same remote control that took us on a crazy trip into the television where we met Danny Zuko and The Fonz?
Daniel - Hm? Yeah, I think it is. Why do you ask? And why the hell have you started crying even more? Here, rip a page out of this poor-selling poetry book of yours and use it as a handkerchief. You’re dripping snot everywhere!
Harry - Boo-hoo-hoo...
Daniel - Whatever is the matter man?
Harry - It’s just that... You forgot.
Daniel - Forgot what? What are you drivelling on about?
Harry - It’s our anniversary! And you forgot!
Daniel - Anniversary? I don’t remember us getting hitched. And even if we did, we can’t be legally wed ‘cos I’m still married to that Albanian hooker who robbed me of all my money and ran away to Hawaii with some bloke called Disco Derek.
Harry - Don’t be daft! It’s not our wedding anniversary!
Daniel - What is it then? Our first kiss? I’ve told you a million times that I was drunk and that was just a one off thing.
Harry - No, no. It’s our anniversary of publishing our book ReejecttIIon – a number two.
Daniel - You mean the book where we get sucked into the T.V and waterski with Arthur Fonzerelli and try to keep up with Danny Zuko’s disco moves?
Harry - Exactly!
Daniel - Well, why didn’t you say so? And don’t worry Harry, I hadn’t really forgotten. In fact, I’ve just set up a giveaway on Kindle to celebrate ReejecttIIon being one year old.
Harry - You have?
Daniel - Yeah, it’s my present to you Harry.
Harry - Damn. I wanted a My Little Pony.
ReejecttIIon - a number two: FREE ON KINDLE FOR FIVE DAYS: 23RD – 27TH FEBRUARY
Amazon.com: http://a.co/2zot8qi
Amazon.co.uk: http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B01CF3MK4I
You can also read the first Reejecttion for FREE here:
https://issuu.com/danielclausen/docs/...
Harry - It’s nothing, Daniel. Don’t you worry about me.
Daniel - Alright, I won’t. But do stop crying. I can’t hear the plot to The Dukes of Hazzard, and you’re getting tears and snot all over the T.V remote.
Harry - Isn’t that the same remote control that took us on a crazy trip into the television where we met Danny Zuko and The Fonz?
Daniel - Hm? Yeah, I think it is. Why do you ask? And why the hell have you started crying even more? Here, rip a page out of this poor-selling poetry book of yours and use it as a handkerchief. You’re dripping snot everywhere!
Harry - Boo-hoo-hoo...
Daniel - Whatever is the matter man?
Harry - It’s just that... You forgot.
Daniel - Forgot what? What are you drivelling on about?
Harry - It’s our anniversary! And you forgot!
Daniel - Anniversary? I don’t remember us getting hitched. And even if we did, we can’t be legally wed ‘cos I’m still married to that Albanian hooker who robbed me of all my money and ran away to Hawaii with some bloke called Disco Derek.
Harry - Don’t be daft! It’s not our wedding anniversary!
Daniel - What is it then? Our first kiss? I’ve told you a million times that I was drunk and that was just a one off thing.
Harry - No, no. It’s our anniversary of publishing our book ReejecttIIon – a number two.
Daniel - You mean the book where we get sucked into the T.V and waterski with Arthur Fonzerelli and try to keep up with Danny Zuko’s disco moves?
Harry - Exactly!
Daniel - Well, why didn’t you say so? And don’t worry Harry, I hadn’t really forgotten. In fact, I’ve just set up a giveaway on Kindle to celebrate ReejecttIIon being one year old.
Harry - You have?
Daniel - Yeah, it’s my present to you Harry.
Harry - Damn. I wanted a My Little Pony.
ReejecttIIon - a number two: FREE ON KINDLE FOR FIVE DAYS: 23RD – 27TH FEBRUARY
Amazon.com: http://a.co/2zot8qi
Amazon.co.uk: http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B01CF3MK4I
You can also read the first Reejecttion for FREE here:
https://issuu.com/danielclausen/docs/...
Who wants a free copy of my mad-as-f*** Egypt travel book?
Hey, hey! I’m giving away pdf copies of The Road To Purification: Hustlers, Hassles & Hash, to run alongside the Goodreads paperback Giveaway which is now up and running.Just direct message me for a pdf. All I ask in return is that you write an honest review (no matter how short) on Goodreads and Amazon.
You can enter the paperback Giveaway here
Reviewers of the book have said:
“If there's a NeoBeat movement at hand, let this great tale be its On the Road.”
“If Rick Steves conducted a travelogue down the endlessly winding streets and alleys of Egypt with the help of Paul Bowles it still wouldn't be as insane as The Road To Purification.”
“It is an extremely original book; even the way he writes is highly original – as if he has invented a Joyceian language of his own.”
“The descriptions and imagery conveyed gives the reader that proper heady feeling of being amongst the settings, the smells, the hustle and the hash.”
And here’s the book blurb to tell you more:
When Mad Harry spontaneously books a flight for Egypt, he doesn't know that he's about to embark on a fate given pilgrimage.
In fact, he's not even sure why he's going, or what he's going to do when he gets there.
All he knows is he's got to get away.
Guided by signs in numbers, names and otherworldly encounters, Mad Harry's trip often seems to be a magical manifestation of his mind.
A crazy headed, hassle driven, sleep deprived, dope smoking journey with non-stop tests of trust and temptation.
A holiday this is not.
This good humoured true story is told in a frank, rhythmic and playful voice. Set in 2010, shortly before the revolution, it's a backpacking odyssey through tremendous temples, towering pyramids, chaotic cities, small villages and dirty beaches, with a backdrop of ancient spiritual gnosis!
A post-modern, pot smoking Egyptian pilgrimage.
Check out a promo audio chapter from the book here
Thanks y’all!
