I've written precisely one book with the intent of making it different from every other book, that is, a very weird and strange book. But it's madness with a method. It's a surreal look at philosophy, American life, human life, the human comedy, politics, Republicans, capitalism gone amok, and a hamster that pees a mysterious message on a schoolroom floor. It's Lake Woebegone on acid. It's the thinking person's "Onion." Or maybe not. Hard to say. But definitely worth sticking your nose into.

The title is Neighborhood News.

Here's a bit:

“When you think about it,” he mused, “aren’t we all Dumpsters? Don’t we all have our jobs to do? Don’t we all smell pretty bad sometimes and take up too much room on the sidewalk of life?”
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It's only $8.95 at amazon. You might as well get it. It's a great bathroom book that lasts a long, long time.