After five years of writing some of the funniest eBooks ever to grace a Kindle reading device (at least, that's what my Mum says), I've finally joined the pre-digital age. Paperbacks are now available from Amazon for my Clinton Trump Detective Genius trilogy: A Very Funny Murder Mystery, The Blood Moon of Doom and To Kill A Shocking Bard.

The books are sturdy, fine-looking 6 x 9 inch specimens with elegant spines, easily-turnable pages and superb ISBN numbers. And they don't require batteries or need to be charged. They are ideal for propping up wobbly tables, swatting flies or, if you need a giggle, you can even read them.

Paperbacks for my We Have Lost series are also in the pipeline - hopefully sometime in late July / early August - and all my future comedy masterpieces will also be out in paperback.

I shall leave you to recover from this wonderful news and keep my fingers crossed that somebody actually buys one.

Best wishes

Paul Mathews