(Old, loud bird. Yep, that’s me.)
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This past week, I became a Beatles song.

Yes, as hard as it is for me to believe, I arrived on this big blue ball six Years of the Rooster ago. (1957. C’mon. Keep up.)

Here’s how old I am. When I was born:

There were only 48 states, 3 TV channels, and 2 genders.Phones made phone calls. That’s it. Cameras took pictures. That’s it. Neither would fit in your back pocket.There was no internet. If you wanted to insult somebody, you had to do it...