Here in the UK, Muslim fundamentalists have been howling for blood and blasphemy laws because a kid scuffed a copy of the Quran at school. As always, the correct response to such fanaticism is for everyone to blaspheme more. Hence this rondeau.

Mohammed Screams

Mohammed screams in hell's domain,
He vomits ayats, blood, and pain,
"An infidel wreaks blasphemy,
He scuffs Qurans and tortures me!
Jihadists, help! I need him slain!"

Another tears Qurans in twain,
The prophet cries, "Jihad!" in vain,
In surahs spawned from agony,
Mohammed screams.

The kuffars shun Islamic reign,
And treat his lies with full disdain,
Ignoring every threat and plea,
They burn his scripture merrily;
Infernos blazing through his brain,
Mohammed screams.