12 Days of Beast!

I originally published this for the fans in December 2011. WOW! So Long Ago!!!!

So long ago in fact, that I rewrote it for this year, and to make it more gory, because I’m feeling a bit bloodthirsty this year.

On the first day of Christmas,

The Dark Queen sent to me

A partridge in a pear tree. (licks muzzle. Good!)

On the second day of Christmas,

The Dark Queen sent to me

Two turtle doves, (small chomp and gone)

A partridge in a pear tree. (Good bloody chomp)

And the feat...