Oooh! The Kindle edition of Your Body Will Never Be Found is up for pre-order! (The book comes out July 22nd.)

“If you’re here, you’re clearly lost. What you do next will determine if you stay that way.”

It’s hard to truly get lost in 2025, but Arden trusted his GPS in the deep, rural woods of Georgia, where satellite signals don’t reach. Now he, his wife Laurie, and their two children, traveling back home after a fun weekend away, have run out of gas next to a house displaying a very unwelcoming sign.

The porch light turns on. A large man with a shotgun emerges. As he walks slowly toward their car, the family has no idea how bad their night is about to become…

From the Bram Stoker and Splatterpunk-Award winning author of Pressure, My Pretties, and Bring Her Back comes Jeff Strand’s most brutal and unrelenting nightmare so far.

The pre-order price is only a dirt-cheap $2.99. After that, the price will rocket all the way up to an obscenely expensive $3.99. (Yes, of course there will be a paperback–it goes live on July 22nd as well, but there won’t be pre-orders, because Amazon won’t let me.)

Pre-order HERE.