Now, I know the upcoming sentence might have had my medieval ancestors scrambling around in a panic, grabbing pointy farm implements, and locking up any vulnerable maidens, but…

A dragon is on the loose!

Okay, granted, he’s only on the loose on several retailers’ bookshelves, and he’d probably be more interested in omelets than maidens, but nevertheless, Duncan has been let loose to wreak sleuthing havoc and deliver bad puns once again.

In other words…

I...