"It may sound strange, but I’m twenty-seven and I’ve never been on a real date. Not a single one. Ever. I’ve gone out with girls. Had relationships. Had the occasional one-night stand. But, whenever I go out with a girl, circumstances always conspire to make it something less than an official date."



So begins a little spin-off novelette called No Date for Gomez. For a long time it lived very happily, very quietly, inside a bubble of obscurity. Now, however, one brave reviewer has shone a bright light of investigation on it, at Ebook reviews online.

"No Date for Gomez! is the most fun read I’ve had in a long time. Do yourself a favor; turn off the depressing news, skip the latest episode of Lost, and read this instead. It’ll put you in a better mood."