Ian: “Hey man, can I come in?”
Daniel: “Sure. So, what is it about?”
Ian: “Some questions we all have to answer about ourselves.”
Daniel: “Fine then, I have about 15 minutes.”
Ian: “I can be quick.”
Daniel: *Rolls his eyes* “Why not, by all means, make yourself comfortable.”
Ian: *Grinning*
Daniel: “Beer?”
Ian: “Do you have Prosseco or any other fizzy?”
Daniel: “Beer it is, then.”
Ian: “Cheers! To being laidback and friendly.”
Daniel: “Shoot.”

1. Favorite band
Daniel: “Pixies.”

2. Favorite movie
Daniel: “Gone with the Wind. Seriously, what’s up with these chicks’ questions?”
Ian: “And here I was hopeful for a minute…”
Daniel: “Don’t even joke about it.”
Ian: “Movie, D?”
Daniel: “It’s Daniel, and Kill Bill, basically anything Tarantino.”

3. Hobbies
Daniel: “Racing and surfing.”
Ian: “I can work with that.”
Daniel: *Shakes his head, jaw starts ticking*

4. Favorite book
Daniel: “Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance.”
Ian: “I didn’t take you for the philosophical type…”
Daniel: “Are we psychoanalyzing now, or answering questions?”
Ian: “Okay, okay, geez. Moving on.”

5. One cause you’d fight for
Daniel: “Women and child abuse.”

6. One person you’d want to meet, dead or alive
Ian: “Me?”
Daniel: “Charles Babbage.”
Ian: “Who?”
Daniel: “Time is money, next.”
Ian: "Whatevs."

7. One thing you’d take to a deserted island
Ian: “Me?”
Daniel: “Are you a thing now?”
Ian: “I could be, depends on the purpose.”
Daniel: *Sharp intake* “My surfboard.”

8. One thing you’d change about yourself
Daniel: “Next.”
Ian: “What do you mean next?”
Daniel: “Is this therapy? Next…”

9. A quote to live by
Daniel: “Live and let live.”
Ian: “Termites…”
Daniel: “What?”
Ian: “That was also Hales’ answer.”
Daniel: “It was?”
Ian: “Oh, finally, a smile… And, it’s gone.”

10. What relaxes you?
Daniel: “Surfing, driving, the sea. What are you smiling about?”
Ian: “Sea, also Hales’.” “And there’s a smile again. Maybe I should just sit here and say: Hayley, Hayley Hayley.”
Daniel: “Next.”

11. Something you regret
Daniel: “I guess, I can’t talk about it, it’ll be a spoiler for the sequel."
Ian: “OMG, it’s like you guys were programmed to match.”
Daniel: “That’s what she said?”
Ian: “Ladies and gentleman, we have a third resemblance of a smile.”
Daniel: “Next.”

12. Where do you see yourself in ten years from now?
Daniel: “Expending the business. Maybe married, a father…Wait a minute, what are you doing now? Who are you texting?”
Ian: “Umm, no one… called Hayley...”

13. What doesn’t make sense to you?
Daniel: “Ignorance.”

14. Scariest moment
Daniel: “Losing someone you love.”

15. Not your brightest moment
Daniel: “Letting that someone go.”

16. What would you consider your most irritating trait?
Daniel: “Stubbornness.”

17. If you could relive any moment in history, which would it be?
Daniel: “10 minutes ago, I wouldn’t open the gate.”

18. Who is your celebrity crush?
Daniel: “Next.”
Ian: “You got to give me something to work with here, dude.”
Daniel: “Did Hayley answer this one?”
Ian: “You are making my life difficult.”
Daniel: “She is not a celebrity…”
Ian: “Awww.”

19. What kind of kid were you?
Daniel: “Wild.”

20. What is your favorite word?
Ian: “I know this one.”
Daniel: “You do?”
Ian: “Fuck’ssake.”
Daniel: “I actually have a new favorite one… psycho.” *Laughs*

Daniel: “Are we done?”
Ian: “Yes, and it was an absolute pleasure, I didn’t know you were a man of so many words…”
Daniel: “Thanks. This was one of the most thrilling experiences I’ve ever had. I really don’t know how I could ever repay you for this pleasure.”