A minion is a tiny onion used for flavor, especially in soups. That's what my father told me when I was a kid. Even then, though, the D&D game had imparted enough for me to see the lie and the humor. In fact, if analyzed closely, this quip from dear ol' dad, and my assimilation of it, might explain a lot about me. Talk about analysis paralysis.

But that's not why we're here, all thoughts about narcissism and social media aside. No, this isn't about me. It's about our D&D games and the cute...