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Goodreads asked S.V. Farnsworth:

Can you tell us a two-sentence horror story?

S.V. Farnsworth Cranky old men with flyswatters are not to be awakened from their easy chairs. Unsuspecting grandchildren race ahead of grandma into the house carrying egg cartons for Easter.

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