Bonkers Quotes

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Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.”
Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Richelle E. Goodrich
“You baffle me, addle me, drive me insane.
You muddle, befuddle, and rattle my brain.
My senses are mad,
Skewed judgment to blame.
You drive me half stark-raving bonkers!
(But the truly crazy thing is how I love it.)”
Richelle E. Goodrich, Smile Anyway: Quotes, Verse, and Grumblings for Every Day of the Year

Lewis Carroll
“Do you think I've gone round the bend?'

'I'm afraid so.
You're mad, bonkers, completely off your head.
But I'll tell you a secret.
All the best people are.”
Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland

Stjepan Šejić
“Bonkers is female . . . Did she know that?”
Stjepan Šejić, Sunstone, Vol. 5

“Faster!"
"You go faster! My knees aren't what they were!"
"What were they?"
"Elbows.”
Jonathan Trueman, The Treacle People: Still Sticky

“I always knew which way I was going when I didn't know where I was!”
Jonathan Trueman, The Treacle People: Still Sticky

“Hello? Oh Nigel, yes hello, thanks so much for calling back. What? No, not very. Look, are you sure I can't get out of this Treacle thing? No, no, it's not the money, it's the people, darling. Yes, amateurs. And Northern. Well yes, ghastly's the word, absolutely.”
Jonathan Trueman, The Treacle People: Still Sticky

“How dare you accuse my ancestors of stealing things! You'd not find a more honest man than the founder of Sabden! Aethelfuff the Stickyfingered was... oh, all right then, makes sense now, ignore me.”
Jonathan Trueman, The Treacle People: Still Sticky

“As our heroes press on down the tunnel, the golden light grows ever brighter with every corner they turn. What can be its source? Whence comes this beauteous luminescence? What treasure can it betoken? And most importantly of all, who writes this stuff? I mean, really, 'beauteous luminescence'?”
Jonathan Trueman, The Treacle People: Still Sticky

“Summon the Keeper of the Royal Playlist! I'm thinking a 70s disco theme...”
Jonathan Trueman, The Treacle People: Still Sticky

“All aboard the insanity express it is, then!”
Jonathan Trueman, The Treacle People: Still Sticky